thederper121

You seem to be a fun guy at parties. I feel sorry for anyone who has to live with you IRL.

Hey, I like this guy! :beans:

Well, I just began playing Dayz, wandering around up north because I had nothing else to do except walk around. I was merrily walking about on the roads, when I saw a bike parked next to some trees. Then I thought, "A bike? Why is that laying around?" Then a guy with a m1911 and in a camo suit came out of the trees and spam-shot me.

Hi, I just stopped in to say something important: By the phrase "Trust no one," think of it as in: Don't instantly shoot the guy if he says he's friendly, if someone doesn't respond, you may as well shoot him. Yell out "Friendly!" If they respond, don't turn your back or anything. Keep your gun pointed and your eyes on him, all times. NEVER turn your back on someone you don't trust. Don't easily trust people, ethier. If you have good loot, don't shove it in his face by prancing around all "LOL I HAVE A GHILLIE SUIT WITH A L85 S00PER SC0P3" Then jealousy and a makarov will end your dayz. Okay, bye.

*ahem* As a matter of fact, You -do- hear player's breathing, coughing, panting, etc.

You want a friend? Go ask your neighboor.

>Dies because dunno how to get rid of zombies >Spawns and finds this friendly bandit-kid and follows him around >I get killed by zombies >I tell my friend which told me to get dayz that this sucks >stop playing for a while >gets back on >finds a hatchet and continues to do raids around Cherno >Super-happy-fun-time with friend fin

What will happen when Standalone gets released? By golly, there'd be so many survivors killing zombies that there will BE no zombies left to kill. And then everyone rebuilds and forgets about whatever happened.

Me and my friend split up to get this one bandit running around the apartments in Cherno, and... My friend is now laying in the apartments, smelling really badly and flies all over him. It wasn't my fault! I really thought he was the bandit!

*kicks some dirt around* Oh, you want two copies for the price of one? No. You're gonna have to buy another copy. Sorry.

Backblast can be dangerous and potentially fatal. Real life, anyway.

Hi, may as well tell a story then. I was playing on a night server (Because no one really goes on night servers and I had a remington 870 w/ flashlight) And I was walking around Chernarus. No sounds, no zombies, nothing. It was scary as hell, as I couldn't see anything that wasn't in my flashlight. I kept walking around, wandering on the roads, waiting for something to happen. And then, I heard a zombie noise, a zombie gurgling noise. I turned around and I saw a zombie staring straight at my face. I immediatley shot at it continously, no effect. It was just standing there. Staring at me. I was so scared that I just plain ran away, not looking back. I then went up into the forests and aborted. Never again, shall I go on night servers.

One time, me and my friend were setting up camp at a remote location we found near Cherno, and we found a bus..... Well, we left it there because we needed to get fuel, and when we came back, it was gone. After a few more minutes playing, we found ANOTHER bus. Which worked, so we loaded some of our worthless trash and some spare wheels and fuel in it, then we took off to our camp. On the way there, we met the guy which stole our bus! We killed him fairly easily, then we took the other bus. So now we had two buses. I don't know if this counted as a weird thing, but I found it funny that we actually found our old bus back,

Now, y'see, this is why the KoS rule isn't followed by some. If you meet someone and you don't know if they're friendly or not, ask your gut. Not literally look down at your belly and say "Hey, gut, do you think that guy is friendly?" though.

This.

I met a bandit once and he was friendly.