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applejaxc

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  1. applejaxc

    NEVER JOIN =FOX= GAMING SERVERS

    The style of being a baby so you can bitch to the admins if you get shot? Protect your gear with your gun, not server rules.
  2. applejaxc

    Ok this is really making me angry

    Deskpalm = striking your desk with your palm. An act of anger. You either used it incorrectly, or used a malapropism.
  3. applejaxc

    DayZ - ArmA 2, ArmA 3... Help!

    Buy the standalone; the A3 version isn't half of what the A2 version is. Imagine A2 with twice the bugs and graphical eye candy. Is one worth the other? Plus the standalone will have the most effective attention when updated.
  4. applejaxc

    NEVER JOIN =FOX= GAMING SERVERS

    Why the fuck would you join such a wussy server anyway?
  5. Are you sure you read all the devblogs? 'cause it seems quite a bit of your post has already been addressed.
  6. applejaxc

    Ok this is really making me angry

    *facepalm* Hitting your face on the desk is called a facedesk. A deskpalm is when you slap your desk. You literally name the two objects that are hitting each other. Is that a hard concept?
  7. applejaxc

    Ok this is really making me angry

    ...what? And what the hell is a deskpalm?
  8. applejaxc

    Ingame Tv?

    Using render-to-texture and texture ripping? Maybe. Seems like Stake can help you. I don't think the extra lag and work would be worth it. I mean... it's not like DayZ has a very good electrical grid, let alone working TV stations.
  9. applejaxc

    Attention DayZ Veterans

    Am I the only veteran that doesn't find easy-mode a good reason to go back to DayZ? I make the game harder every time I get bored. Less vehicles, tougher AI, more zombie spawns, et cetera. Currently the airfield is a firefight between 3 factions, each 1-20 groups of 5-25 AI strong shooting all other factions on sight, keeping the zombies constantly agroed. The bandit groups shoot players while the soldier and survivor groups shoot players with low humanity.
  10. A more decayed zombie has a lot less to hit, and the body is already adapted to the lack of liquid fluids required for survival.
  11. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfyElDXD7v8
  12. You learn to deal with it.
  13. Mine. Surprisingly enough, those players haven't logged back in.
  14. You think so? That just made my day!
  15. applejaxc

    UI Problems

    Like, it's black, or the UI just isn't there? Is your screen resolution bigger than your PC can handle? (IE, are you running 1920x1080 on a 1366x768 monitor?)
  16. applejaxc

    UI Problems

    Does hitting insert (above backspace, usually, or your number pad) do anything?
  17. EVERY SINGLE POST is "me and my boyfriend" this or that. She can just say, "The server I play on" or "My server," et cetera. It's obnoxious.
  18. Have you ever made a post that HASN'T mentioned your boyfriend? Who are you trying to convince?
  19. Whatever he's trying to say, he's insane; DayZ is fantastic. I can't begin to count how many times lag has saved my life. It's only killed me 3 or 4 times.
  20. Wait, you're saying it's the MOD DEV's fault for 3RD PARTIES sucking?
  21. Calling a stupid person stupid isn't nitpicking. There's no way in hell I'm joining a server whose advertising compartment doesn't know what it's doing. That screams noob admin.
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