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I roll a perfect 20 all the time in DayZ... I'm cutting together a compilation of my favorite/least favorite parts from my Heroes series out of nostalgia. I literally have an AS50, FAL, or AKM in almost every video, all of which are within 5 hours to joining.

You said you haven't done it? Let me tell you, it's a meticulous pain in the ass process requiring fine-head tools, gunpowder, and access to extremely hot, directionable flames and hopefully a decent workbench. Brass casings that aren't melted down and reshaped (requiring molds and lots of time) that get hammered into shape jam, misfire, and don't perform very well. Making a lead tip for a bullet requires, obviously, led, another mold, more fire, and a casing for getting both parts together. Gunpowder doesn't grow on trees. Lead doesn't grow on bushes.

I've never broken a leg for anything but falling and crawling under tables.

I threw a bottle at him, he ragdolled, and went flying into space.

I'm going to go fix that truck I flipped. Wait it exploded...

No. Only DayZ has a "Public hive" to my knowledge.

Tanks don't take fuel silly goose. They run on love. >.>

I'll PM it (I don't want to piss anyone off by stealing a thread)

You want to see the next episode? Spoiler alert but I get the gold revolver and escape with my life. Somehow. :) (And holy fucking shit I forgot I accidentally deleted an AS50 from the world. I did do DayZ a massive favor though... XD)

No, it's their mother's insatiable hunger and thirst for crack cocaine and absinthe, the most deadly drug and most alcohol proofed beverage known to white trash.

No. You can't be immune to a disease and be affected by it. A carrier of a disease (someone with immunity, but has the disease in their blood/system) would not benefit from such an effect.

http://www.amazon.com/Toshiba-X875-Q7190-17-3-Inch-Diamond-Textured-Aluminum/dp/B00AY1FGYK/ref=sr_1_601?s=pc&ie=UTF8&qid=1372924504&sr=1-601&keywords=gaming+laptop vs http://www.amazon.com/MSI-GT70-2OC-065US-17-3-Inch-Laptop/dp/B00CU9GLUM/ref=sr_1_599?s=pc&ie=UTF8&qid=1372924302&sr=1-599&keywords=gaming+laptop I have extreme brand loyalty to Toshiba, regardless of whether they deserve it or not, but I've heard good things about the MSI PC in the link above. Which would be a better long-term purchase? (which would get outdated more quickly, which is better for DayZ as it is now, etc)

No problem.

Those bastards torrenters.

Yep...due to chemical differences. In the brain. Subpar ones. ;)

Of course. :)

Absolutely perfected the art.

I've been invisible in DayZ before. Either that, or I've literally met the most blind and oblivious players ever. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GD1MSxvmwnk This was recorded months ago, when the AS50s were (the) shit.

Just don't join a Russian one. 100% bandits. :)

You can play DayZ in any country with an internet connection, no problem. To my knowledge, no countries have blocked ArmA service (except for Iran, which will not allow you to purchase ArmA 3, unrelated to DayZ). If you live in China or a country with similar internet restrictions, you may need to use a proxy to join American/European servers (I do not know for a fact). American, Russian, British, Australian, Brazilian, and Irish gamers all have active slots in DayZ. I've met Germans, Russians, Aussies, Americans, Brits, Welshman, Irishman, and many others in the game.

Why is everyone but you and I complaining about loot spawns? There's literally 4 places to find M16A2M203ACOGSUPERWTF assault rifles in Elektrozavodsk that don't take any skill to find or loot and 3 in Chernogorsk. Plus there's dead bodies everywhere with guns on them. I once (fresh spawn, 2 weeks ago) joined and had NVGs, camo clothes (which I ditched because they look retarded), M1911 + ammo, a M1014, a AKM, and a half-fueled all-repaired truck without leaving my spawn city (which was in the middle of bumfuck nowhere with 1 lootable building). I found the M1911 and 2 magazines, a dead body with the shotgun/NVGs/clothes, popped the tire on a truck when it rolled through town, killed the driver when he got out of the car, got the rest of the loot off of him, fixed the FL tire, and left. Took maybe half an hour.

1: Zombies could get nerfed a little, but dynamically changed. New animations, 3+ attack options shouldn't be so much to ask for. Heavy hit (against standing/slow players), grab-and-scratch (when the zombie running but not sprinting) and lunge-tackle (when sprinting, to knock down an uncareful player who's run into a wall or tree). 2: I wish ammo was more rare. I really do. 3: I wish cars got nerfed. A lot. 4: I hope Rocket fucks the helicopter flight models just to piss off long-term bandit groups. You want to fly your little helicopter around Cherno? Too bad. Fuck you. That'd be awesome. And all the more respect to helicopter owners. 5: Making the game hard is the right direction, as long as you aren't going overboard. A lot of what Rocket has been talking about sounds fun in the way cheap killstreak gimmicks do in CoD. It's all fun and games until some fucking asshole gets a A10 or whatever the bomber is called and you literally die 5 or 6 times right out of spawn with no chance to defend yourself. I feel like the disease is going to be the same way, and it's going to absolutely truck new characters that spawn in the rain, swamp, or away from a city. If disease is anything like it is now, everyone is going to have typhoid fever in 5 minutes and the plague is going to wipe out Chernarus. I trust Rocket to make a great game... with time. I want to get my hands on DayZ as soon and as cheap as possible, but I'm not going to enjoy getting salmonella or gingivitis every time someone breaths on me or I eat some food.

50FPS is GOOD. Don't complain.

I'm sorry you're having trouble, buddy. If it's in the public version of the game, report it in the bugs list. If not, talk to your admin and see what's up.

You mean idiots? :)