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The next update(s?) is adding a damage-by-weight, +/- variables etc damage system so falling down isn't a death sentence, that's all I know for sure.

...wtf are flakes? XD

Pretty much all incoming damage was nerfed with the last up date (IE, you can survive a 3 story fall I think. Fall damage MIGHT be completely disabled atm)

It's not a whole lot of nothing; it's a legitimate concern. The game is advertised as a survival-horror apocalypse social-simulator. Instead, it's a bunch of asshole little kids with their mom's credit cards running cheat-script servers banning honest players left and right while spamming global-chat messages about how awesome their shit montages are and cheating, both with TeamSuck3 and simply spawning shit in. Between private servers and rhinoCRUNCH, DayZ reaaaally went downhill with its playerbase on its way to launching the SA, and it hasn't improved from there. I mean, look at how many posts I have and how crappy I treat other members of the forums. If that doesn't show how low we've sunk, 'google translate' should do the rest. Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to go cheat in some gear and make some shit montages. :)

That's why all the realism and "Organic" interactions Rocket wants are complete bullshit. TeamSuck stops DayZ from being what it should be. :(

Mine is people whining about people whining about TeamSpeak :(

To say that they haven't been fixing the game is ignorant and stupid. Last update (or the one before it?) added 2-3 frames for me. :)

Team Speak.

I think we should all just get unicorns :(

Koala's eat their mother's feces to build an immunity to Australian plant poisons, and you can't even take one berry? :( You can leave your koala card by the door.

The Winchester 1866 from the Mod is, without a doubt, my favorite weapon. Its slugs allowed it perform at the range of an assault rifle (minus the rate of fire), it had the stopping power to win a fight at medium-short range, and there were 1866 slugs EVERYWHERE! Even after the patches when everyone kept crying the spawn rates were too low.

....how the fuck did you go from a mathematical analysis of colors to fetish pornography? Is there something you're trying to get off your chest?

Gews <3

BUT! If roses are red,and violets are blue,and by the commutative property the color blue is actually violet, and what two colors make violet? That's right, red and blue, and you need red to make violet, and since violet is blue you need red to make blue, but what makes red? The past tense read, because the word you read more than any other word in this equation is blue, you read blue creating violet because violets are actually blue, therefore it proves that not only did I just blow your mind, but everything you just red(past tense), just actually blue your mind. I can post big words too :(

Britishing people?

I think the Aussie's that would be into "Hardcore" DayZ are probably in the Outback killing each other with shovels for cans of beans, not on their computers.

You should have just posted there. OR if you were that needing of attention, why not only include the highlighted parts you commented on?

You're dumb. :( No but in all seriousness the hot zones should have the lowest total % chance to spawn ANYTHING, but should maintain the highest (relative!) % chance to spawn the best gear.

Paper with black squiggly lines running horizontally, like cartoon writing, would make a great icon.

Sucks to be you. <3

I think you'd love to read a dictionary. :)

No.

Sorry if I don't read every post...?

Avoid WHAT glitch? Be more specific.

3PP:OFF at night, never been shot at. 3PP:ON 24/7 day, can't find a friendly player.