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applejaxc

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  1. applejaxc

    Oh I wish I was a...

    Yes.... so much yes... Giant-tit zombies + Pyro vision
  2. I have 110 hours logged in ArmA 2 OA. Things get worse before they get better. You learn to play or you don't. Be careful around stairs and ladders. Never sprint or run indoors, unless you like broken legs. When at night, throw flares constantly away from you on low-population servers; this stops zombies from attacking you (mostly)
  3. applejaxc

    Oh I wish I was a...

    It was a reference to Deadlands: Hell on Earth (or the Weird Weird West)
  4. applejaxc

    Oh I wish I was a...

    You're looking at the world's greatest Ornithopter.
  5. applejaxc

    Oh I wish I was a...

    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah *sploosh*
  6. applejaxc

    Please Delete Thread!

    You really don't understand what run on sentences are, do you?
  7. applejaxc

    Please Delete Thread!

    Run on sentences. Your post was one of them.
  8. applejaxc

    Please Delete Thread!

    The normal game has plenty of vehicles, same condition. The normal game has the challenge of finding vehicles and repairing them. Bullshit versions of the game (like this) take half the challenge away; the vehicles are everywhere.
  9. applejaxc

    Oh I wish I was a...

    I'd be a vorcha. BTW: Best line from Mass Effect 2: "Hey Shephard, I heard you got sucked out of a ship and burned in atmosphere. Good thing you humans have a redundant nervous system, or that would've hurt!" "Uh... we don't." "Oh." -Shephard and the Krogan Chief (Rex or otherwise)
  10. Noob friendly = shitty crap version of a *SURVIVAL* simulation, intentionally difficult.
  11. applejaxc

    Oh I wish I was a...

    Werebunny. Much more scary. Also, he has a pitchfork. Did you mean churro, or cheerio? (the hispanic cinnamon bread stick or cereal?)
  12. applejaxc

    Please Delete Thread!

    The normal spawn rates provide plenty of broken vehicles. You take the challenge of finding vehicles away, + you increase the percentile chance of well-off vehicles spawning.
  13. applejaxc

    Please Delete Thread!

    You go away. Your wanna-be hyposurvivalist servers ruin the game.
  14. applejaxc

    Please Delete Thread!

    500+ vehicles? What the hell happened to my game? Take out the over-powered bullcrap overabundance of vehicles and I might be interested >.>
  15. applejaxc

    Oh I wish I was a...

    I'd want to be the Bacon Elf, traipsing and prancing along the many forests giving out bacon... then murdering people and turning them into bacon. Mmm, bacon.
  16. applejaxc

    How to play The Survivor GameZ

    Thre wasn't any attitude in that, jerk >.>
  17. applejaxc

    Oh I wish I was a...

    So, a typical hacker.
  18. applejaxc

    How to play The Survivor GameZ

    You find a Survivor GameZ server that is just starting?
  19. applejaxc

    Why do people kill unarmed players?

    1: Never trust anyone. Especially if they have a large backpack 2: Rhinocrunch is an asshole 3: I probably stole his UAZ... I once stole a bus from 13 bandits. I did a lap around the town with the lights on/horns blaring in the middle of the night to piss them off. Went from unarmed to ghillie, NVGs, AS50... the works.
  20. applejaxc

    Oh I wish I was a...

    Guns don't kill people... toasters do. Goddamn fucking toasters.
  21. applejaxc

    Oh I wish I was a...

    Why do you think I have a pony as my avatar? A/S/L? XD
  22. applejaxc

    Oh I wish I was a...

    And what? Be better at basketball than the zombies, or just steal their shoes? Please don't call a moderator on me.
  23. applejaxc

    SA: 'No advanced weapons'

    There used to be a A2 mod that was discontinued when OA came out that had bullet penetration for all weapons, and better shrapnel for explosions. YOu could lay down on grenades to save your teammates :) There was this one time I was playing as OPFOR on a murder server, where the objective is do as much terrorism as you can before BLUFOR kicks your ass with air support and whatnot. I fired a Pecheneg and one bullet killed 13 civilians. Speaking of MGs, I want DayZ SA to have collapsible MGs to support teamwork. Instead of a backpack, you can carry a MG or the MG's tripod, and a team of 2 guys for parts and 1 guy for ammo could set up MGs at their *epic base* to defend themselves.
  24. applejaxc

    Oh I wish I was a...

    Funny. My brain usually says kill him and bury him under my neighbor's floorboards.
  25. applejaxc

    SA: 'No advanced weapons'

    I really want bullet penetration in the DayZ SA; my .50 BMG should shoot through glass/wood, dammit!
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