applejaxc

I like all of that except the money; no matter what, bullets are going to be my currency if they're manipulatable as individual objects.

I know I'm not the most trustworthy person on the forums. I tried submitting a bug report, but it got deleted because I didn't know the syntax rule. I made a post a month ago, and a few people replied saying they had the same "Problem." Before the most recent update, you could "Drive" the truck even after turning the engine off. It didn't use fuel/make noise/do anything. It was locked at your speed at time of glitch invocation, and was easier to steer than normal (it was basically impossible to wreck). The problem was, you couldn't stop your truck without hitting something, so getting locked at 80+ MPH means you're screwed.

2> That's what SHOULD​ happen, but it doesn't when I play; I can literally run through Cherno on empty servers and not have to fire a single round. Of course I don't use the cheat because it's a dastardly act, but every now-and-then I test it to make sure I wasn't dreaming. Sometimes I drop into a crouch (and every zombie suddenly sees me) but not usually. My character's skeleton is in the upright position, and uses the 2xW sprint animations, but the sight/hearing bars are empty regardless of surface. It doesn't work in ghillie suits. I haven't tested bandit (and don't plan to).

It's two separate trains of thought. 1: Whenever a zombie does not detect a player (not even the slightest), they should move really lethargically. === 2: Unrelated thought: It's a bug in DayZ; the "Crouch sprint" (W + W + X) makes you invisible to zombies as long as you're moving.

I would have shot him immediately.

only .325% when there's no player detection. They reach about triple that speed on full agro. Anyway: If you hit "X" while sprinting, you are detected as if you were crouching/standing still. Zombies can't see you.

I... I what? And I prefer slow zombies to player-speed zombies. I want .325% docile speed, .5% curiosity speed, .75~85% chasing player speed

How often are zombies in grass/on dirt? NOT when they're around population centers... which is exactly where the horde would be.

So they wander around in a trance, very clumsy? So they make footsteps, trip, walk in glass/crunchy gravel? So they make plenty of human-like noise? So they follow each other around.... bam.

XD I'd pay to watch you eat beans.

The day I beat a moderator! So how long until my account is deleted/all my posts graveyarded? XD

Dude. Do you know what a run on sentence is? You use them belligerently.

I was dam proud. XD

Jesus F---ing Christ. I put a video up about my awesome sniping, and not 5 minutes later Inception. outclasses me. Brav-freaking-o.

Oh, is that so? Then why do zombies aggroing cause other zombies to agro?

The first time I tried DayZ for youtube, everytime I hit record my legs broke. I'm not exaggerating.

Population centers would attract zombies. After most of the humans die, the zombies wouldn't have any stimuli to bring them too far apart. Whatever stimuli does catch their attention would make them move together. Thus, zombie hordes.

Stop bumping yourself. Anyway: Plug in directly to your router; WIFI cards limit the amount of bps you can get (thus ultimately limiting your gaming connection, regardless of how good your router and provider is)

I was expecting extremely, anally vulgar, offensive, and Applejaxc-hateful replies, not support. XD

Yeah. I don't know why it couldn't get me to laugh. I just... I never thought Cleveland was the funny character in FG; he was the stick-artist, so jokes happened ABOUT him, but it was because of someone else's shenanigans. Making him into his own show just... it's like taking the only character that isn't a Jedi out of Star Wars, and making a Star Wars movie about him. Who the hell cares about Mr. No Force Powers? I'll tell you who: No one. This is getting a bit off topic. Did you like the story?

Clean your grammar up. I couldn't tell what point you were trying to make for most of that. Also, your avatar scares the shit out of me.

There already are, and they aren't created by the DayZ devs, so making it a suggestion is useless. Just like the Herobrine hoax, it's all player-controlled. And there is a pyscho killer in the woods. Me.

My absolutely worst moment? Oh god, there's SO many... Let's go with the one that killed the most innocent players: So I was driving a pickup along the coast, helping newb players on a pretty well-populated server. It was nighttime, so I tracked players via their flashlights. Without NVGs, I had to carry 2 stacks of flares in my inventory. So I load up my pickup with 5 new players. I tell them that if they take my truck, I'll kill all of them, regardless of who's fault it is. We went near Elektro, and I helped everyone into the fire station. I threw a flare so they could see. That flare literally surrounded the fire station in zombies; there were too many to run past/through to get in or out. Pathetic little "Pew pew" Lee Enfield and Makarov shots only attracted more zombies. I decided to help by driving my truck into the horde, running over as many zombies as possible. Instead I rammed it into the fire station and busted the engine. I jumped out and shot my way out. Essentially just after I got out of the fire station, the truck exploded, killing all 5 of the survivors. I gave them hopes, dreams... and took them away.

If a player is too "Lazy" or "Not good enough," they shouldn't be playing DayZ; it's not a game of wee babes sucking teet and being nursed around. It's about hardcore, gritty survival at all costs. Life or death. I personally play DayZ with my crosshair disabled (You can force it on servers that have the option on) to make the game harder for myself. Oddly, I think I do better without that pesky little green rectangle dancing around at close range, although I waste a LOT of DMR ammo not having a crosshair.

From the Family Guy spinoff? Sorry, I sat through half a season and laughed once at the Cleveland show. I really liked the theme song. ;)