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Yeah, the forum moderator above left a link to that. I'm honestly scared to play the SA. Like... I think I'll cry within 20 minutes. This is exactly how its going to go: Log in. Die. Fuck. Respawn. Chased by zombies. Break legs. Fuck. Respawn. Find a dead body with a FN FAL, AS50, 9 billion rounds of ammo and food. You have AIDS/Cholera/Dysentery/Influenza/Chicken Pox/Small Pox... you pretty much have the entire dictionary. Fuck. *bitsby_ has gifted DayZ to Alfonzo* (friend of mine)

OR you could just...y'know...play vanilla. Or even better, double the zombie spawns.

Yes?

An anti-tank missile in the zombie apocalypse? They're walking, not rolling. Maybe in the Transformerpocalypse...

Really, you like CFI (is that the company?) guns out of Singapore? I think the SA80... fuck. Google just told me that I'm an idiot. the SAR80 is what I was thinking of, and I don't think Singapore makes them... wait no yes, at least I'm right about that. Sorry... Where was I? Yeah, I think if I met someone in the apocalypse that had a L85A1, I'd back the hell up.

Is it really? I'd have thought/hoped the 5.56 or .30-06 (or some other hunting round) would be the most common. Thanks for the tidbit :) And like I said: This isn't a realistic list.

I'm sorry. I have to call bullshit on this. HARDCORE SURVIVAL? You call THAT hardcore survival? You're fucking kidding me. I bet you call taking 1 twinkie out of your 20 twinkies-a-day style a hardcore diet.

As long as you download it from the "Unofficial DaiZy Releases" website, you're good; I can vouch for them. I cannot, however, vouch for the authenticity or fun of DaiZy due to the nature of the forums. You're lucky you aren't being spammed with "Go eff yerself" messages yet; DaiZy doesn't seem to be taken too kindly 'round these parts. :) I can, however, speak out of opinion of a *friend* who *isn't* me ;) who says DaiZy is like DayZ, except harder if you don't cheat in some respects; set the Ai to max difficulty, don't 009 cheat your way out of anything, and hang out near cities. The only problems being there's no camps to loot, no AI in the forests (usually), killing 1 Ai gives you EVERYTHING you'll ever need to survive on, and AI don't drive or fly, or camp.

I like the Winchester. ;)

Right. You can't catch the common cold in a dry, warm environment.

Before reading http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/132672-the-road-to-dayz-part-1-an-interview-with-a-gun-smuggler/ <How well armed were the FSP members?> Before or after? <Before> It wasn't incredible. Surplus M16s and hunting rifles, home-made explosives. Old camo paint and imported cars. <After?> After the riots, or after the dead-that-walk were eating Russia? <Just before the president finally admitted the existence of the Plague and declared a state of emergency> I remember that night well. i was on the Ukrainian border with a carte of anti-tank mines, and a bottle of Vodka was being pased around. A raid in Volga left plenty of cheese and, as you Americans say, "Sour Cream." Very delicious meals. First time I got to use a Midnight Special. <A what?> The Midnight Special, designed by Jackson Pride himself. Inglorious sonfa... <More specific details, please?> It was an An-94 with the last fourth of the barrel replaced with a suppressor. And the action was modified to work more like an Ak-107, I guess, with pistons firing in opposite directions, throwing the weight around. The blow-back pushed the telescoping bolt back, and bled some of the gas out of the back of the gun. This made the gun pretty quiet even without the barrel modification, and the bolt cycled very quickly. You couldn't miss a 2-round burst if you tried. <Does this AN-94 fire an American or Russian cartridge?> Neither; Jackson invented his own ammo, too: A fragmenting, subsonic bullet that could pierce triple-diamond Kevlar at three hundred feet, and a Zed's skull at 500. Two-shot bursts could drop anything short of a cow. <You said that was the first time you saw one?> Ja. <Have you used one extensively?> Ja. <Can you tell me more about it?> Ja. <Will you?> Does your tape recorder work? <Yes> Will you share this story? I would like you to. <Like... a book?> Ja. <I'll see what I can do> -END OF PROLOGUE- Thanks for reading. I hope to write a book someday and this is the prologue. My story does not take place in the "DayZ" universe, nor does it work on DayZ's principles of "Infected" rather than the "Undead." I appreciate your reading.

Have you ever read World War Z by Max Brooks? The person talking in <...> is an interviewer.

Give me some penicillin and I'm good (shows about how much I know about medicine) What sucks is that penicillin is the only thing I'm allergic to. XD

Like in the city, dust and ash gives you lung cancer, but in the forests and whatnot the lakes/ponds/whatever and the transevaporating plants put deadly water vapor in the air?

Before you read, please read the last paragraphs of http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/131805-2-years-to-dayz/ to get a better understanding on who/what the First Socialist Party is, a central theme to my stories. (This won't make any sense without some kind of background knowledge on the FSP) Jackson Pride was just the American name for a global cancer. ANyone that didn't know his name was lucky, and there were few individuals so blessed. Officially, he was the design head for the KAC, but he owned companies in Havana and Kieve producing everything from pipe bombs to artillery shells. The worst part was that no one cared. WHen Vladimir wrote "Unification through Stratification," more commonly known as the "Handbook to fucking up the world," the proud Jackson Pride was scrambling to throw money at east Europe. I don't think he could have cleaned his wallet faster. Again, no one cared. Then the unificationists named themselves the "First Socialist Party-" of their respective country, like the "Russian Socialist Party" or the "First Socialist Party of Yugoslavia." What followed was an IRA-style bloodbath, and still no one cared. <Surely, Europe had some attention?> Everyone was too busy, covering up domestic outbreaks and stopping the FSP from running in their own parts of the world. In fact, I don't think anyone cared until it was too late. But at least they tried to help. <Explain> After Yugoslavia fell to the FSP anarchists, and Moscow had its first outbreak, AMerican soldiers were suddenly on every street corner, in every alley, searching every car. <Did this make your job difficult?> No. All they cared about was disease they didn't mind a van full of guns crossing the border. Especially not after bribing the right people. <Tell me about Moscow. Were you there?> I was. And I'd never been so batshit scared before then in my life. I was in line at a checkpoint, waiting to get out of the city. A few cars ahead of me, a black van was stopped. There was some yelling, then the driver accelerated, right through the barricades. The soldiers opened fire. The van swerved and hit a tree. And can you believe this?: A SMAW rocket hit the van! Like BOOM! Loud and bright. What the hell was so scary about an "Asian Bird Flu" that the damn US military needed a rocket launcher to stop it? <Why was that so scary?> It wasn't. I didn't care about it. I just wanted to go. What scared me is what happened after. <Which was?> So there's the van, flipped over and on fire, rabin crushed by a tree, right? Someone gets out, coated in oil and missing an arm. He must have been shredded with shrapnel, absolutely puckered. The MPs panicked and fired. He still didn't go down. More people crawled out of the van, following him, horribly disfigured. A HMVV pulls around and bathes them in fifty BMG until there is nothing left. The checkpoint continued without anymore hiccups. <Was that your first encounter?> No. Well, I guess. But I'd heard about how the "Asian Flu" wasn't before. <How?> My contacts in Asia told me about something they called "Siafu." <Like the ant?> That was the nickname, and nothing killed it. Not a Norinco, not a Kalashnikov, not a Berreta. I told them they were crazy, too much Yakuza opium. They told me I was naive. And... I don't know. I had like, this itch, at the back of my head. LIke my SPidey Sense or something. And I knew what they said was true. <Tell me more about Jackson Pride> Crazy megalomaniac and charmer. Imagine Adolf, but rich times a thousand. When America realized what he was doing, he terminated citizenship and delegated shares between some lackeys, so he could still make money. <What was he doing?> What wasn't he doing? Making, selling, and smuggling guns to the FSP, globally. Why do you think there were so many M4s in Russia? <Left overs from American soldiers?> America didn't send half as many guns or ammo as the FSP had. No matter how many soldiers they threw at the FSP, ex-soviets and Asians swelled the FSP ranks. <But the Americans didn't stop?> They did, but it wasn't European FSPs that stopped them. <Explain, please> Kim Jong whatever wasn't too happy when the FSP set up in the big NK. SO he had to scare his people back into worshipping him. <Do you think that lead to the Asian conflict?> aBSOLUTELY. KJ sent a N-U-K-E out of the NK to show the FSP who hand the longest D-I-C-K. <Yes, and how did this affect business?> What, the nuke? No more Yakuza, our second largest customer. The FSP kept buying, so I didn't mind. THe US of A took a step out of RUssia. China went crazy. Iran primed its nukes. Europe had to swallow another shovel of shit. <How did this affect the outbreak?> I started noticing more sick people. Less checkpoints. A week after Iran's stations all went critical, Yugoslavia was really lost to the FSP. Supreme DickFace Jackson Pride set up a puppet government and went on a Czech Republic massacre. <No one helped?> It was WOrld War II all over again, except the Czechs were the Pollocks and there was no one to stop the FSP. <What about the Ukraine?> THe Topple of Seaboards and Sevastopol. <Excuse me?> The FSP started riots in Seattle, Boston, New York, LA, Sevastopol, London, and Toulon on the same day. This triggered some revolt in Kiev. I don't know if it was connected or not. Kiev saw its biggest, and last, outbreak. <Last?> Kiev burned. And then it was eaten. Same thing in Sevastopol, France, and America. <How did the FSP affect America?> Not as well as I had predicted, in the long run. America was caught with its pants down; the military was so busy fighting in the middle east west Europe, and Asia, there was no one home when every drug dealer, smuggler, and con artist suddenly had guns, or when the Crypts and the BLoods stopped killing each other. Every criminal out of jail, armed with military ordinance, suddenly took to the streets. mass anarchy. Overwhelmed police. Looted stores. Burning houses. <And you sold them these guns?> And you're an American reporter. You're calling me evil? Thank you for reading. Sorry this story didn't have too many zombies.

I didn't want anyone to cry when all the Kangaroos and Drop Bears got nuked to smithereens. :) (That is a good point though)

Did that make anyone else laugh?

You think that a gun smuggler that's been running all over LDCs is going to know that much about science? :) (like I said, part 1. There's a lot of details for 2, 3, et cetera) He's being interviewed post-apocalypse; society in general hasn't recovered enough for science to tell him otherwise.

What's weird about it?

People like taking all the challenge out of the game, finding guns and cars everywhere? The only fun part of POS servers like this is killing people so they can cry in global chat.

I wouldn't even know where to begin calling this server a noob hellhole. It's certainly got more vehicles than most of the crap servers I see advertised here.

This reminds me of Soldier of Fortune. Good game.

I've submitted this idea, Dave submitted this idea, and so have 9 billion other people. In fact, ROCKET HAS ALREADY CONFIRMED THE FEATURE! Stay up-to-date instead of wasting time.

Hi. Are you lonely? Sad? Bad at making friends? Can't find someone in DayZ who doesn't just murder you for kicks and giggles? I've seen a lot of disorganized posts of players trying to find other players to create 1337 groups, and thought, what if the efforts were simply consolidated? Post here what you want, and read the information presented by others. Then PM them server time/location/details and get your happy loot-running butts into the game. * marks fields that are not required ** marks fields that require clarification (read below) Name (in game) Timezone Role** Current equipment level** Own vehicle* Age* Name* Skill level** What kind of player you're looking for** As far as your role in the group goes, are you the: Medic? (carries blood bags and bandages instead of sidearm ammo) Bagman? (does the looting/supply carrying) Sniper? (Need to already have a sniper rifle) Straight man? (Derived from the theatrical sense, are you the guy that likes to talk to other survivors and act friendly, regardless if you're a hero/bandit group?) Et cetera -- Skill level, from 1 (can't even hit a standing zombie) to 10 (can clear the NWAF with a fire axe/glock) -- What kind of player are you looking for? A hero, bandit, or so-and-so? Do you want a sniper, bagman, medic? -- Current equipment level: Be vague; we don't want anyone joining this just to kill each other :). Have you done a NWAF run? Do you have a DMR? Et cetera

My M9SD (The first time) and my M1911 (second time) ammo was missing, too. I think there was an ammo thief.