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iJosh

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About iJosh

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    on school bus w/ iphone
  1. iJosh

    Found a lot of loot in police station.

    man guy that was some cool cache u found but i must digress i have finded much more devious thing on some server i think maybe an villayer server me and my friend was runing thru some woodland area ad see small cabin so we goed inside and find mobile fone with smash screen but we could still turn on the devise so we try to go on internet but no balance but vibration still work cuz my friend she try it and it did bzzzt bzzt but also it were cover in some type of liquid and smells kind fishy.. really no sure who that fone belong to but they really shoul take care more of theyre posessions
  2. youre server have stripcloths?. then i must confess i am very interested indeed a lot of times me and freinds tried to go into stripcloths but they say we are too young and will be exposed to such things we cannot view i will be along later at youre server to see what is on offer at these stripcloths, see u there! PS where the heck do you get such quantity of gold bars? surely you have not commit gran larceny..
  3. hi guy i share you pain =================== i got butt ache walking all that way to petrovka
  4. iJosh

    cd key in use????

    no but i was dropped on my anus many times.. why does such events matter to the likes of you? do you have some kind of sick and twisted baby dropping fetish? what is wrong with you? seek medical help!.. do it! do it now!..
  5. iJosh

    HELP VERSION

    maybe if you go down to youre nearest chinese food vendor and purchase x1 fortune cookie then procceed to procure the message within you may have the exact answer you are looking for.. may this advice aid you in youre path to good fortune
  6. iJosh

    cd key in use????

    sup guy i have some advice to endue.. if youre cd key is in use then i must request that you change youre locks ASAP.. one time i was on bus and left my keys and later that night some wretched being used them to gain access to my premises and as a result of witch i later had to have my locks changed.. so guy i hope you now know not to leave youre cd keys lying around or someone may gain access to youre game and you will have to change lock.. i hope these recommendation will help you out of this pinch you appear to be entrapped within
  7. iJosh

    Extremely high ping

    i have encountered such problem myself and came to these conclusion that undead human and pornographic imagery do not coincide.. therefore neither should share inbound internet traffic at same time or they will conflict
  8. iJosh

    Walking Zombies

    so terrifying infact that i could just walk away from them calmy? no need to sprint away and getting dehydrated anymore..
  9. iJosh

    Terrible freezing

    sup guy i have advise for u maybe u should invest in a electric heater or even make fire next to computer? that should solve freezing problem u may have also remember to shut windows too very cold this time of yeare
  10. iJosh

    bandit encounters

    then youre are lucky my friend, all the guy wants is youre loot there is no need to complaint about such minor anecdotes. at my server we have rapists pedofiles child molesters and all kind of freaks looking to put penis into something, you say he shot on you with M4? thats nothing, yesterday a guy came out of bush nearby me with anal beads and gag ball on hand. my anus still sore...
  11. iJosh

    Namalsk 0.72 is too HARD

    screw bloodsuckers i can handle them guys no probs with my quickscope, its the dick suckers that are the real problems
  12. iJosh

    Searching for a DayZ companion.

    well mr neeson u may have given me ur beanz but im sorry to say i already made ur daughter walk the dayZe plank AKA the NWAF.. sniper popped her in teh head sorry mr neesey ur daughter is ded
  13. iJosh

    Searching for a DayZ companion.

    liam neeson i have bad news for u.. u see, i have taken ur daughter (again).. i know u dont know who i am, i know u dont know what i want and no im not looking for munie.. i am perfectly aware of ur set of skills and not a fuck was given about them in this post. all i want from u is this... ur beans... (っ◕‿◕)っ
  14. iJosh

    The Pirates want a fight!

    what a bullshit man, hey guy you not a real pirate i bet you cant even quickscope i am real pirate xFaZex clan is pro best you could never win against sutch forces of evil badness you have guns? we take guns.... you have ammo? we steal ammo.... you haev beans? its on... and if you have kids you better hid them good bcoz our genitals are long and hard and ready to pump, get ready to be violated like no other mr scottish fake pirate dude. we are cumming over to take youre vanity and also sanity, watch out fur our davie jonesy flag on the horizon as u pee you pants and tremble in fear of an catastropic event even worserer than decembre 21-2012. (っ◕‿◕)っ
  15. i feel youre pain my friend. i am also getting ctd myself when in combat if someone shot on me i get ctd and also when i spot some survivor i ctd, however if i shot on a survivor and he die and im ok and not in danger i dont get ctd so i got to loot his body. i have no idea why i get this ctd issue but on the upscale it seem like i am almost invincible thank to such a tragic bug
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