Chump (DayZ)

I am pretty new. I've been working out controls, exploring, seeing what I can pick up & interact with, and what I can't. I found out you could open the outhouses, and this one outhouse I opened had a couple of tin cans in there. I wasn't sure if they were part of the environment, or if I could pick them up. I was crouching, going prone, standing back up, generally being a bit of a messy button masher trying to figure out if I could pick up the cans. I then accidentally closed the outhouse door as I was in the doorway, not sure if I was prone, crouching, or standing. It gave me broken bones, put me into shock, and knocked me unconscious... This was about 3 hours ago... By the looks of the hourglass, I have about 1 more hour to go until I wake up... I have not logged out since I knocked myself out with the outhouse door, still there, still waiting... I'm thinking the game scales the unconsious timer with some unknown variable, not sure what it could be... They should put a hard limit on it that's just a teensie bit less than "4 whole hours" I think, for the odd times when terrain collision glitches when spawning, or standing near swinging doors, and your guy gets a concussion. EDIT: Oh, great... Timer's up, and I'm still unconscious... I got a diologue now that says No Entry 'Bin\config/bin\cfgglasses\baret_g or somesuch... I'd type it a little more accurately, but the game just hard crashed... Got the diologue again upon rejoin, ehh, hope I can still play, I mean I just bought this... Oh, hooray! Was able to create a new character on one of the servers, first few tries wouldn't let me... Spawned in the debug plains with a broken leg on the latest attempt... So dark, so rainy... Wish me luck...