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I kill people if they don't co-operate with what I say. I co-operate with people telling me what to do, so why shouldnt they? If I tell them to drop their weapons, and they do, I ask if they want to join me. If so, I let them pick up their weapon and come with me, if not, I make them come with me, #(If they dont, I threaten to kill them) until Im about 1 minute away, and then let them go pickup their weapon. Thats just how I do things. I also go to cherno. Depending on what mood Im in, I usually KoS, but only people who do have weapons. I have camped up on the roof, but I dont mind that, that aint too bad, because the people I kill would probably kill me if they were in my situation. I prefer to hold down the NW Airfield for as long as I can, or the other airfield. It is all fun to me, and its a game, so I play the game. Meybe it isnt in some people's best way to play, but it's my way, so Im cool with it. I dont mind KoS, but I do prefer to let them have a chance.

Your mean ^ WOOOO Go you guy

Haha its alright mate, and they left me, I didnt leave them, so you know the feeling where youve been betrayed just when you thought you made friends thats what i felt lol

Meybe I deserved to be killed by a hacker, but thats what I now realise is what happend until the team get it sorted. It was still fun, so don't mind really :) I owned people, that's all that matters haha

On chernarus, at the NWAirfield, I met a squad of 4 who were friendly. I told them I was waiting for my friends, but they said if I wanted I could join them. I dropped my weapon in the back of the UAZ the crew had, and climbed on the back of one of thier ATV'S. They took me to thier base. It had vehicles, tents, and was surrounded my thick forest, apart from in one direction, which was the way they drove in and out. They said I could pick what I like, and told me as I was the new guy, I was being followed by one of the guys. I took an M24, an M9SD and other accesories, such as NV Goggles, Hatchet etc. I learned that these guys were from a clan called HB (Helpful Bandits) and they help alot of people, as long as they did what they said until they got to thier base. About an hour later of just talking and looking through thier stuff, 3 more members came, so there was 7 ( Excluding me ). By then, I was thought a friend, and so they told one of their people to take me back to the NW Airfield. He took me back to the perimetre of the Airfield by ATV. As he was about to go, I said, 'Sorry', and put a couple of bullets into him. He died, and I took the ATV back to the edge of the forest where there base was located. I was close enough to hear thier Direct Communication, and I knew they were moving their base. I rolled to a spot where I could just about see their base. I took out two of the group before they knew what happened, leaving only 4 people there. I rolled around and away from that position, and heard a guy approaching. He walked just past me, so I got the M9SD and managed just to kill him with a couple of headshots. That leaves 3. I swaped my Sniper with his M4A1 CCO , and started to talk to my friends on skype. I told them the GPS co-ordinates, so they got in the van they stole and started driving towards it. I heard one of them talking to me, telling me to drop thier gun. My mates said they were a couple of minutes away, so I kept talking until they arrived. The next thing i hear, a sniper bullet land in the through the back of his head. That left 2. I went through the trees, straight through the middle, while one guy walked one way, and my other friend walked the other way. I heard gunfire, and my friend managed to kill one. The last guy was under fire from my two friends, but managed to get into the car before we managed to kill him. We were a bit pissed, but as he drove he passed out because he was bleeding. I ran up to him, and then crouched over him. I got my M9SD, and in the way of games such as War of the Roses etc, executed him, with bullets to the head. Within half an hour, we had moved the base completely, taking everything with us, including all the vehicles and all the loot from the tents and bodies. We had to blow up a car because we didnt have any more wheels to repair all the 4 cars we accidentally blew the tyres out in the gunfight, but in our base, we STILL have= 7 vehicles = 3 ATV'S --- 1 Offroad Pickup Truck --- 2 UAZ'S --- 1 Tractor 32 Guns 28 Accesories Loads of Ammo Loads of Car Parts ( No Wheels ) We still have this base, and still couldn't care less about the but-hurt members from HB who STILL, 2 weeks later, care about it. I felt bad at first, 'cause they were nice guys, but what we got completely changed my opinion :D

Would this be on a good route for a pc that my friend can play on?? He only gave me this info though, so I hope it is good enough, he ain't the best with pc's anyway, dont want to confuse him. AMD E1-1200 processor Genuine Windows® 8 Memory: 4 GB Hard drive: 1TB Not much to work on, but atleast try haha:) Thanks

Intel® Core™ i3-2120 processor Genuine Windows® 8 Memory: 8 GB Hard drive: 1TB What about this one

Haha alright cheers, I'll work on it thanks again

Haha, I coulda gone more indepth, told you everything, but didn't really want to bore you lol

Oh, and I ended up surving for 13 more hours of gametime, and then killed by a hacker :) Bit of an anti climax really

Hey, this was my first game: I wanted to survive, as it was my first game, so as soon as I spawned I legged it away from cherno and elektro to basically the middle of nowhere. I found a barn, and as I was crawling to it, I saw two people, one with an AKM, the other with an Enfield. I had nothing so I spoke and told them I was unarmed. They approached me, told me to get on the ground, and then said where I was headed. I didnt know anywhere really, so I said anywhere. They made me walk infront, those two close behind, and left me unarmed. When we got too Stary , they were being fired at, and left me in one of the tents. The two guys were still shooting at my two followers, so I ran across the walkway thing in Stary and walked in to the other tents. There was a pistol, so I picked it up, and cautiosly made my way up the hill to the two attackers. My two friend were returning fire, and I ran behind the two attackers, and took one of them out and then zig zagged back into the bushes, but where hit by an enfield bullet. I lied down and bandaged, and the second guy turned to look for me, but my friends managed to hit him a couple of times. He was bleeding, didn't know where I was, so decided to drop his weapon, bandage and then leg it out to my friends. As he was running out of the bushes, I had an evil moment, and took four shots at him. He fell bleeding, and died, while shouting at us for killing him, when he was saying he surrendered. I picked his weapon up, and when my mates came over, they were happy to let me keep it, but asked why I shot him when he gave up, I just told I had mic issues, but I felt quilty inside. We moved, with me aspart of the group instead of being a hostage,to the NW Airfield. The two guys were looting the barracks, while I kept watch with my AKM. The guys came out and we ran into the bushes. They told me that they were heading to cherno. They said I could follow, or take my own path. I was a bit pissed with them leaving, so as they ran, I shot. I killed them both.

Right, doin it again Name:Eathan Age:20 Skype:xMrJellyTotzx Steam = (MyNewOne, GoingToUseItWhenIHaveMoneyInTwoDays) xmrjellytotzx 14 MoreOrLess YES I was born and bred a bandit, don't worry bout that, I'd shoot anything that moves if I was told too Yes Yes :)

I'll get it now then and post when I have.

20 Eathan Don'tHaveSkypE My New One (Haven't downloaded it yet) = xmrjellytotzx Probably 14 With a compass yes Born and bred a bandit ;) Yep I have connected to one once :)

Oh yeah. Lol didn't think bout that

Haha, so I'm evil. I was camping on the Calamar airfield on Lingor Island, with a thermal sniper ( the one that ain't hacked in ) and I started failing miserably and running out of ammo. I was hiding in a bush, covering three vehicles, two buses and a car, when I heard summit like a car pull um behind me a bit far back. I turned and used the thermal, and could see three dudes with thier cars. I started moving up on them. They had places tents next to each other, and were all in them, I threw a grenade, and started spraying with the sniper ( it uses stanag ammo ). I killed all three, and found a good guy base. These had been hoaring for ages, so their tents are full of crap. I have slowly moved up the stuff onto a top of a mountian, using the car. Aswell as three bodies, there are three tents, and a car, all full with loot. Im just by myself, so unless one of you guys want to join up, then Ill just leave it. If you want it message me, and I'll lead you to it. I have had it hiding for three days now, so Im gonna leave it for 4 more. Message if you want some, Ill take the car up and cover with a sniper, so any one following gets owned. Message me for server details, it's so frickin awesome how much there is. Cause I have nothin better ;) there is: 2 GPS 3 COMPASS 3 MAPS 1 HUNTING KNIFE 2 HATCHETS Pistols: 1 G17 W/ FLASH ----> 4 MAGS 2 MAKAROVS ----> 17 MAGS 1 PDW ----> 2 MAGS REVOLVER ----> 7 APC MAGS Shotguns: WINCHESTER 1866 ----> 7 SLUGS Sub-Machine Guns: MP5A5 ----> 1 MAG Assault Rifles: M4A1 CCO ----> 23 MAGS ( USES STANAG, AND THERES ALOT ) AKM ----> 8 MAGS LEE ENFIELD ----> 6 MAGS FN FAL ----> 1 MAG Sniper Rifles: DMR ----> 5 MAGS AS50 ----> 1 MAG Judging by the amount of abuse I got, they weren't happy!

I'd join, is it still open, but it would be me and a couple mates, so no funny business ;)

Haha, thats true. Many have tried takin down the chinook we use, and only one has succeded (the kamikaze plane dude). So you watch your self too ;) Hehe good luck

Yea cool, when you get em tell me what there like, once I bought my own laptop ill start saving or summit, one ear of mine is messed up quite bad

Yea haha I got Uni in a bit, but after that I sleep and then play till around 6pm and then I eat and hang with mates and then I kill bandits and other people till my mates come on and then I help people haha What headset is it? I just use a £30 one

Your lucky then lol, and cool, perhaps I'll join when my roomie gets back if your on, it dosent matter. And like, 2 out of 5 people shoot at me, but my mates usually handle themm well lol

Naa, all you need to do, is find some one nice! It seems hard, but there are people out there who are nice. Meybe arrange to meet up with someone on here, theres plenty of people to lay with :)

Yea, I've done that a couple of times, on Fallujah I think it is, I and a couple of mates went round doing things like you do, but a guy in one of those big planes kaikazied into us >:( Haha, he then asked us to pick him up again, 'cause me and two others met up again and went to airfield, and someone had landed with a chinook, so we killed him, stole it and did the same, but when he asked we landed and as he ran towards us, the rear gunner shot him :) You wanna meat up with me and a coupleof other guys sometime meybe?

Hi guys, please, dont put the wrong answer, or anything like that, I am honestly dead serious about this, I really want this, and I havent got that much money at the moment either. There is a laptop, so is it ok, even if I have it on the lowest sight, unless it is really bad. Unfortuanately I only have £450 to spend, and if I dont, it goes on rent that my roomie hasnt paid... I ain't the nicest guy to her lol. so... General Information Processor AMD Dual-Core E2-3000M (1.8 GHz, 1 MB L2 Cache) Operating System Genuine Windows® 7 Home Premium 64 RAM 4 GB (Expandable to 6 GB) Graphics card AMD Radeon HD 6380G Discrete-Class Screen type HD LED BrightView Screen resolution 1366 x 768 Screen size 15.6" Screen features LED Hard drive 500 GB Optical disk drive SuperMulti DVD±R/RW with Double Layer Support Multi-Format Digital Media Card Reader USB 3 Modem/Ethernet Integrated 10/100 BASE-T Ethernet LAN WiFi 802.11 b/g/n Bluetooth No TV output HDMI, VGA Expansion card slot No Sound Altec Lansing speakers Webcam 0.3 MP Keyboard & Mouse Full size with home roll keys TouchPad with on/off button and support for multitouch gestures Battery Lithium-Ion (Li-Ion) Up to 6 hours Accessories included HP g6-1325easa Notebook, Power Cord, 65 W AC Power Adapter, 6-cell Lithium-Ion (Li-Ion) battery, "Begin here" guide, HP manual Software included Size 36.3 x 374 x 245 mm Weight Sorry about the random bunch of other things, couldnt cut them out, sorry! So please guys/irls, please tell me if this is ok, I dont care if the gaing quality aint too good, eventually when I get more from my job, and have a break from Uni, I can spend more, but for now, please help! Haha thanks for the help in advance

That werent too good let me try again lol General Information Processor AMD Dual-Core E2-3000M (1.8 GHz, 1 MB L2 Cache) Operating System Genuine Windows® 7 Home Premium 64 RAM 4 GB (Expandable to 6 GB) Graphics card AMD Radeon HD 6380G Discrete-Class Screen type HD LED BrightView Screen resolution 1366 x 768 Screen size 15.6" Screen features LED Hard drive 500 GB Optical disk drive SuperMulti DVD±R/RW with Double Layer Support Memory card reader Multi-Format Digital Media Card Reader USB 3 Modem/Ethernet Integrated 10/100 BASE-T Ethernet LAN WiFi 802.11 b/g/n Bluetooth No TV output HDMI, VGA Expansion card slot No Sound Altec Lansing speakers Webcam 0.3 MP Keyboard & Mouse Full size with home roll keys TouchPad with on/off button and support for multitouch gestures Battery Lithium-Ion (Li-Ion) Up to 6 hours Accessories included HP g6-1325easa Notebook, Power Cord, 65 W AC Power Adapter, 6-cell Lithium-Ion (Li-Ion) battery, "Begin here" guide, HP manual Software included "Microsoft® Office Starter: reduced-functionality Word and Excel® only, with advertising. No PowerPoint® or Outlook®. Buy Office 2010 to use the full featured software. HP Setup Manager HP Support Assistant HP Recovery Manager Cyberlink YouCam DE Windows Live Essentials HP Games powered by WildTangent Adobe Reader Adobe Flash Player EasyBits Magic Desktop HP Launch Box Evernote HP+ HP Rara Music HP Security Assistant" Size 36.3 x 374 x 245 mm Weight 2.55 kg