... or at least I seem to be working at the "getting a gun" part 90% of my time in Day Z. I'm a 38 year old danish male player, who started playing Day Z about a week ago, while bored at work (my work, lucky c*nt that I am, allows for loads of idle time for playing online) - and I am completely and utterly hooked on this wonderful mod. In Day Z, I've found the love of my life, and I remain confident that I'll never play anything else again (at least until ARMA 3 comes out). My girlfriend has accepted the premise of this sad love triangle, and has consequently downloaded the game as well, being a proper survivalist/zombie-genre geek and all... Previous game experience? Loads. I've played Battlefield 1942, Battlefield 2 (contract player for Begrip.gaming) and Battlefield 3, always in competitive clan settings, so backing organized teamplay and using TS/Vent is nothing new to me - but I've gotten fat, old and even have an (awesome) dog now, so I'm only playing Day Z for shits and giggles. I'm not looking for ûber 0wn4ge competitive zomg-we're-the-l33t-crew gameplay... just an endless string of fun "lets-see-what-kindda-trouble-we-can-get-into" kindduv games every second night or so. What am I looking for? A small crew of no-lifers such as myself, who's fckin ALWAYS on and looking for a few thrills on this or that server. Preferably around the same age as myself, or at least somewhat mature players with an IQ average above room temperature. Voice chat is a must. I enjoy the social side of online gaming as much as the gaming experience itself, so not wanting to use anything else than VOIP is a dealbreaker for me. I like the PvP aspect of Day Z, and I have killed a few players already (only in self defense though), but I like the co-op aspect the most, and I greatly dislike people getting their kicks out of being d*cks and/or harassing new players. What you'll get? A trustworthy, faithful and fairly entertaining companion (just give me a car and watch me go all Steve McQueen on your *ss) with a willingness to learn every aspect of this awesome, AWESOME mod from more experienced players than myself. I've got shitloads of questions and I AM new to this - but I learn fast and once I get hooked on a game, I'm pumping a retarded amount of time and effort into it. I'm half decent with fraps and video/editing (Vegas Pro), so recording some footage and editing it into something somewhat watchable is not entirely impossible, if that's your thing. Like you may've guessed from my name, I'm a huge fan of FrankieonPC's and Jackfrags videos about all their shennanigans in Day Z, so if you're into that kindduv thing, I'm definitely your guy. What I'm not looking for? Script kiddies, cheaters, roleplayers, anything remotely resembling real life ranking structure (I don't CARE if you're the Colonel Klink of your private online army, I'm not calling you Sir, you zit-faced, testically challenged pre-teen wannabe!) and people who take online gaming too serious. If you can't laugh at your own failures - or at the very least mine - I'm not your guy. Language-wize, I'm fluent in english, german, and I can at the very least insult your mother in russian and serbo-croatian. So, long story short: Respond here with a few words on who/what/when/where, and we'll get sorted with steam/voice/whatever else to hook up in-game.