Monsieur Blanchard

Lolled.

Hahahahaha. You made me laugh OP, 8/10. Funny that people are actually taking this seriously.

Fuck it, I'm in. This was already my playstyle anyway. So any AUS/NZ regulators here?

http://imgur.com/2cVma Just made this ^ in PS. Credit to deadendthrills.com for the original screenshot. Original screenshot source: http://barbarella.deadendthrills.com/imagestore/dayz/1920/sleepwalker.jpg Would be nice to see more wallpapers.

Don't worry, had the same problem when I first got Arma 2. Did you launch Operation Arrowhead once BEFORE you installed DayZ? Anyway, shut down steam >task manager>end process> steam.exe Once you have done that then right click on steam.exe and then select 'launch as administrator'. You only need to launch as admin the first time to get it to work. Hope I helped.

What is this knockdown shit? Whenever I get hit by zeds my colours drain for a second, I lose a few hundred blood and occasionally I start bleeding. Never have I been 1 hit killed by a zed. Zeds aren't difficult to evade though, I have looted whole cities without activating them. Just crawl when within 15 feet, and crouch run when over that. Not hard. Either you are trolling, or doing something really stupidly. Watch some youtube vids of people playing and stealthing the zeds, see how they sneak around them. Also pay attention to how they react when they aggro them.

I live in Aus, VIC and am friendly. Never shot anyone, not even in self defense (if SHTF I leg it). In-game name is Aeron. On a related note, I'm looking to team up and make a run into barracks. PM me!

Like a diary sort of thing? This has serious potential. If you started with it you could just 'write'(type) in it all the stuff you had been through, all your adventures, what you did, and even leave a message for whoever finds your body/ kills you. Also if you get critically injured you could write death note sort of things before you die. "If you are reading this, I, Aeron, am dead. Since the infection, I have survived in constant terror by looting the little remaining food from the desolate infected towns. I have made friends and companions who helped me through this apocalypse, and I have met people who have almost sent me straight to hell. Situations like these change people, not always for the good. I have had some of my closest friends turn on me. My brother, who used to be the gentlest man I knew recently killed someone without a second thought for the supplies on the poor mans back. As much as I hate to admit it, I considered killing every person I met, and came close to pulling the trigger on many occasions. At least the knowledge that I never killed a fellow human being in my short traumatic life brings me some solitude. I died when I was 14. I didn't let my situation change me for the worse. I have no idea who you are, or what your story is, but you need to know this. You are incredibly lucky to be alive. So many others, like me, have perished. You never know who is going to be around the corner, wether it is a friend or foe. Someone could be lining their sights up on you right this second. So treat every moment as your last. Notice the beauty of everything. Take pride in your very existence, and live the rest of your life to the fullest. This will be your one and only chance. -Aeron " So imagine finding a human body, opening the coyote bag, finding a diary and reading that.