Fun With Flares

Name: Fun With Flares Weapon of choice: Winchester, Revolver KOS Y/N: N Quote: "Let's make some fires, people!" Preferred method of death: Flare-induced hording

I like gunning in a Huey. See something you don't like? Press the patented Messy Death button, also known as LMB!

Nah, I think it would be redundant since knives spawn less than hatchet and hatchets would probably be the better weapon anyways.

It's annoying how much I have to beat on a zombie with a crowbar to kill it. And considering that the hatchet spawns at about the same rate and has an actual use besides last-ditch bludgeon, I have no idea why the crowbar's even used.

The day that someone with a bandit skin is seen as a good guy is the day I commandeer a Huey, land on the top of the hotel in Cherno, and combat roll myself to a sticky, messy death.

I have a new trolling tactic: Find a survivor at night and micspam Peppy Hare while combat rolling at them from behind. Results have been hilarious.

Deploy the Yarding Device! (Totally not named Orlok)

Anyone ever purposefully killed someone with an empty can/bottle? The most hilarious thing ever.

I was going to call down an Or-Lock on your arse, but then I noticed it was in the right place. You get off easy this time.

Zombie ghosts. You know, because they give -1 fucks about solid objects such as walls and people?

A Winchester, a .45, are all I need to stay alive.

And then I could use the plane wreck as a one-way-in, one-way-out hidey hole.

Pros: One shot, then reload means you can't go "Oh shit, I didn't line it up right, better put the whole clip downrange". Huge-ass bullet means it still works on vehicles. Cons: Looks stupid Freaking massive, good luck hiding with one Looks really stupid

So, are frags rare? Anyway, literally the first time I spawned, I ran into a fire station because it looked secure, found a frag, and promptly turned myself into a fine red mist. The side chat went insane.

You know, your position would be much more credible is it weren't for your signature.

Good job chucklenuts.

Intriguing how many people like killing unarmed players. I've only ever killed 2 people, both bandits, both with an axe. It was scary.

My favorite way to dispose of players is to throw flares at them and run from the ensuing zombies and bullets in my direction. Thus...

The first time I killed someone freaked me out. I was just pootling around the big multi-story building on the coast for a hatchet (I was a noob, but not so much so that I didn't know where to grab an axe), and I heard a large amount of shooting. Being moronic, I sneak downstairs and get shot but not killed. Leg broke, I drag myself into the building and face the door, hatchet loaded and ready. A bandit walks in and says in direct: "I heard shots, are you okay?" "No" "Do you know who shot you" "Probably you" (at this point I was feeling pretty resigned) "Smart boy" And he starts in with his AK-whatever. Somehow, I managed to roll-evade over to him and crack him in the skull. Stole his morphine and his bandages, and went on my way. I was shuddering for the next ten minutes.

To be honest, rain is more of an incentive to stay on than anything else. Specially if it's raining at night, then I can do what I want uncontested. Unless I walk up a zombie's ass, BUT...

Sorry mate, self preservation says don't tell you anything.

Winchester is best quiet ranged killer. Just *pop* and you were never there.

I was poking around Cherno looking for some weapon or something, but instead I found a car. It was looking fine, all the parts green, fully fueled. In the storage, I found a revolver with a clip. One bullet was missing. I have no idea what that was about, but I didn't touch the revolver or the car after that...

I know that'd make MY life a little easier...

You dedicate yourself to helping those who cannot help themselves?