Fun With Flares

Terry

It's bloody hilarious. Whenever they aren't looking at me, I throw a can. If they don't take a food or drink item on their first go through, I replace them with correlating cans. I put cans in doorways they've been through.

Not sure if this is the worst suggestion ever or if that dubious honor goes to the idea a while back of having a silenced RPG in-game.

No. You think the mod lags now, wait until the coast-sitters are blowing off newspawn's limbs instead of killing them and watching them try to crawl away.

I'd rather make the razor a joke throwable that capitalizes on the retarded physics of "If the throwable touches you you die". Like a combat axe on BLOPS! LOLOLOLOLOL

I want one in-game for the sole reason of seeing what happens when I empty a clip of AA in the middle of Cherno on a busy server.

I've decided the best way to mess with people isn't to kill them. I just follow along behind them and throw cans. I hide when they look for me.

Curing the Chernarus Flu, one zombie at a time.

Yep, we don't want another SimCity (I know it had other issues go away) on our hands.

Yard, indeed.

OHH HAA HA HAAA LO HA HA srs now. That idea sucks and is likely the brain-child of someone who doesn't know the meaning of the word 'sandbox'.

Hey guess what BEANBAG

Yep. Post any challenges for DayZ you made up/heard! 1. Somebody Stop Me!: Killed everyone in the server. 2. Black Hawk Up: Found and fixed a Littlebird. 3. Asking For It: Stood on Green Mountain with six Mountain Dew in inventory. 4. I Like The Sound It Makes: 50 zombies killed with the double-barreled shotgun

You people obviously don't know about the 1866. That said, I don't mind the Enfield. Wouldn't pass up an 1866 for it, but I don't mind it.

Deploy a 'yarding here!

That's the 1866 in a nutshell, dumbkopf.

Did You Think You Could Beat Me?: Kill the player that killed you. Did You Think I Would Forget YOU?: Kill the player that killed you, with a hatchet. This Is A .45: Stop a firefight with a revolver.

Survive This: Killed a player by collapsing a building on them Dammit: SUDDEN INEXPLICABLE SNAPPED LEG

Yeah, 225km seems like not a lot when your char can infinitely haul ass.

Indeed. 132. Just because I'm driving doesn't mean I get to choose the radio station. 133. In correlation with the above, Hueys do not have, nor do they need radio stations.

Quack

131: I am under no circumstances to be left unsupervised with a bicycle.

If the SA allows it, which it looks like it will, when it comes out, I'll devote my first couple hours in-game to chasing new spawns and anyone else I can find. With a hatchet. In my underwear.

Loot and scoot tactics do me pretty well. If I'm finding bodies around, I will not hesitate to kill anyone with a mil-grade weapon. Hatchet murder wins.

This is a weird story. Had just spawned back in due to bandits and scooted for a construction site dock doodad for a hatchet, finding one on a body with nothing else on it. He looked like he'd been shot. I was on the top floor when I heard a shot and went down. I was still alive, but my leg was broken. I bandaged and managed to get to the bottom floor, and a guy with a bigass gun and a bandanna to match came in. Over direct he asked me if I heard shots. "Yes." "You have any idea what it was" "Probably you." "Clever bastard." But as he went to shoot me, green text appeared on my screen. "GO GET HIM!" Suddenly the snap-leg icon was gone. I got up, ran at the guy and beat his head in. Didn't take his AK. Never did part with that hatchet.