Fun With Flares

Yeah, that would be cool. You should use your godly obesity powers to strongarm other people into making other Lego buildings for you!

*cough* rampant stupidity *unconvincing cough*

Ah, hell. This isn't good. So, OP. You might've noticed that guy with the blue name telling you not to oberheim-bump? You're doing it again. I'm no mod, but I'll say it again for your sake: Don't bump all the time, the thread will get 'yarded!

OP is asking some weird stuff here. "Does anyone have footage of them killing me" "How about RL me in my home?" Not sure if he's really that dumb or checking if he has stalkers...

I live at the Factory. If I see newspawns, I bombard them with smoke grenades and send them on their way.

If it breathes, I will axe it.

If you see ANYTHING that stands upright, lie down on your face and locomote using your raging adrenaline stiffy.

Have you ever had a "beautiful little moment" while playing DayZ? I did just recently. I was in a fairly empty server, and a guy was offering helicopter rides. I said I was in Elektro, and could he pick me up? There was a pause, then he said sure and to wait for him at the docks. I did, and eventually he got there. We headed to Cherno, and when we landed I was shot. The last thing I saw before the YOU ARE DEAD screen came on was the chopper gracefully pulling up and disappearing over an apartment. I don't know if it was a setup or what, but it was amazing. So, give me your brain thoughts. What have you done/seen that was truly great?

I play the game player-wise with the mindset "If I don't try, I'll never know". Sure, I get killed a lot, but I've also met some genuinely nice people.

Five hundred percent off topic, but Skulduggery Pleasant is the best bloody thing ever.

Well, here's something odd. I was recently murdered by fagface. Everyone knows fagface, the bandito who decides it would be funny to string you along as a friend and then leave you? Well, this particular fagface figured he'd stick me on the roof of Cherno Hotel. So, you can guess what happened. I respawn in Cherno, go into one of those little mini-apartment things, and what do I see? A body in a ghillie suit. Fagface had a ghillie suit. So of course I duck back around the corner, and when I decide that I may as well check it out, I go in and see this. Someone sitting with a hatchet just out of sight of the door. Didn't notice me. I put my reticle on him and see "Player: The Walking LZ". That's my username. And that's when he circles around, looks at me, sits down, and disappears. I stay out of Cherno now.

How about this? If I'm the designated sniper on a supply run, I cannot shoot out windows to "make it easier for then to get in". Particularly if I have the SVD.

Five hundred percent off-topic, but whatever happened to your "Things I Can't Do In DayZ" thread? I quite liked it.

-Dual wielding sidearms. -While dual wielding, you can do infinite combat rolls and move at 125% speed. -You can only shoot while combat rolling.

I like the idea of just chilling in a boat. But the way it looks, there should be fewer zombies in it, since it's been proven that they are ass on a stick at swimming.

Screw you, you made me audibly giggle at work.

I was purposefully being stupid.

lern2sercsh

Wouldn't just shooting a jerrycan be more efficient?

Aha... MmmmmNO!

DELETE DIS TRED

I came for the Madness avatar.

^That. Can we get this locked?

Um, no. That is seriously bad.

I would want to spawn with a nuke.