Fun With Flares

They're not bush wookies, they're roving shrubs. And by the way, live and let live.

THEHAX THE HAAAAAAAAAAAX

Killed. I was in BerezhinoCRUNCH, on an apartment roof. I'd heard shots earlier and was just checking around. Saw a guy in the supermarket with a 550. Decided to give him the benefit of the doubt and let him up. He lasted a minute and a half before deciding to cap me. I'm not mad. If I hadn't given him the chance to live, would I have been a better person? Plus he got mauled by zombies a half hour later. That felt pretty good.

>go into tiny-ass town >50,000 zombies >kite like a man >run like hell and pray for a big barn/warehouse >none >mfw

We aren't talking about 3P sucking. That's not what this thread is about. I would like using a mirror to reflect light. Sniper on Electro Hill? SUN IN YOUR EYES!

SUDDEN INEXPLICABLE ZOMBIE PIMPSLAP Dead. ... ... Yeah, that's how it goes most of the time.

Had me going there. Thought this would be a /rant/ thread. Thanks for making me wrong.

It would more likely be like "OH GD ZOMBIE GET THE HELL OFF RUN!"

See title. So, I was on a server I frequent, (not going to say which you soulless bandits) and a guy walks in, puts down a box, and walks out. I look in it, and EVERY GUN EVER So, now I'm running around with a Winchester and M9SD. Bring on the anger and butthurt, I think it was a nice thing to do.

Well, I think my favourite part of the game is running around killing zombies, I don't get much joy from sifting through boatloads of garbage to find an M1911. So thank you, unnamed hacker. You helped me have fun.

I had a change of heart when I ran into a town in the middle of the night and found out there were more zombies than I could ever hope to fight. I ended up dead.

Another issue with this is that the man is sort of saying, "Okay, I'm at the point where the game is easy. Make it harder for me and everyone else, please!" We don't want the game to be inaccessible for new players, do we?

I feel you. It's annoying how broken-down Humvees look completely fine from behind.

G000gle, I apologize for my fellow forumers. They've built up a hard shell because they were tired of trusting people. I like what you're doing.

I'm super lost, and I have matches for anybody that can find me. I'm north of Ctapoa, and near a place that started with a W. This isn't a riddle, this is the best co-ords I can give right now. Thank you in advance.

Dead. Good show, medics!

A: Owner B: Borken bone, blood loss C: Rug Castle or whatever it was, CA 1 D: Hero skin, armed with a Bizon and a PDW -This one's time sensitive. Please get to me before the group does.

Jeez, if only I had some 'Yardtillery flares.

The important part is to not lose hope. If you stop playing and fighting back, the fuckwads win.

If you spawn at Krutoy Cap, go east down the road. You'll get to a small clump of buildings. Turn north and go up the hill. When you get to the radio tower, turn west. Go through the forest, using the road, and up the hill. There will be a castle with plenty of loot spots. You're welcome.

You are playing a game online. There's all sorts of people online, including some who can only be described as nutpunchers. The important thing is not to become one yourself. So try to be nice to everyone. Even the nutpunchers.

TO ME, MY 'YARD!

No devblog this week but fuck your excuses I'll light you on fire. The new inventory looks great, but I don't quite get the second one. It's a road.

Have you ever thrown a can at a vehicle and had it explode? Good times.

Could someone make sure that this is actually a thing? Like some images or video or something?