Fun With Flares

This is all well and good, but you make the fatal mistake of assuming that everyone holds themselves to your standards. In short, don't talk down to someone if you're cutting them off at the knees in order to do so.

Something has happened. In before the lock?

Right now I'm wondering if someone can claim that they didn't know there were topics about it when they start their post saying "I know there are topics about this". Also, in before the Lok.

Today I was playing US 2242 and got chased all through Stary and Novy Sobor by a guy with flares and a hatchet micspamming Scatman's World. What are your experiences with DayZ's CraZs?

Crazy people. Like the guy on the bike who called me "Teddy".

Some bambi threw a can at me for a joke. Broke every bone in my body and flew 50 feet in the air.

Hate that

12. No matter what precautions you take to ensure otherwise, the last zombie will come through the opposite way than all the others.

Oh my god, I was using a hatchet, and this guy starts singing in direct, "Looking for wizard, going to CRUSH HIM..."

Well, it might not be my favourite, but Jesus Christ is the Double-Barrel fun to use. Most startling noise in the game, I swear. Creep up on someone, BWAFF BWAFF!

Besides the weird topic placement, good job.

No lock? NO LOCK! PARTY TIME!

That's cute. They're part of the game. Don't whine about what the devs can't fix. By the way, a half-minute intro for a one-minute video? Hubris.

>lord knows >mfw https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR0XWUHt2A82D47i60M99WfQOJnMju1rT4OPsRjHDrrhvenBIi8

One last thing. The "z" button is your best friend now. Use it early, use it often.

May I just add that 1.7.7 taught me how to effectively use junk throwables? Just grab a can and throw it away from where you want to be. It's like catnip, if you're patient.

lel It's an alpha people, we're not dotting the i's and crossing the t's just yet. Let's work on important stuff first, eh?

Oh jesus, those things are terrifying.

Thank you, but not quite what I was looking for. Suppose it's the thought that counts.

What do the "viral zeds" look like? Can someone get me a picture?

Yeah, G000gle's a cool guy. Just bumbles along through life, makes a funny, if confused post now and again...

Want a challenge? Here's a challenge. From now until you die, you are a cowboy. You may use only 3 weapons-the Revolver, the .1866, and the hatchet. If you see a bandit, you must fight them. You must eat nothing but beans and drink nothing but water. You cannot use any utilities except the map, compass, matches and knife. You cannot use any vehicles. The challenge-survive for a month.

Don't take that the wrong way. Meant a walking supermarket for other people. I haven't killed very many people, and in spite (because?) of that I die a lot.

If you ask me, two guys are a walking supermarket. Three guys is a problem. Three guys and ME is problem solved.

1. Any abandoned car. Doesn't matter if it's fixed or not. If there isn't someone in it, it's my personal chair. 2. That castle in the south.