Fun With Flares

Player name: Noah Ailment: Low blood, no bag. Holed up in a 2-door, 3-floor barn north of Cherno. Look for the guy with the Winchester and Czech pack. Server is @burningsilicon Anyone on now who can help is fine!

The only car I've found is a hatchback, fully fixed and gassed up (hmm). I had the presence of mind to find a rock and do one of those Tobuscus-style "BWEEEEEEEEW"s before it exploded with me in it. Good times...

This is true, but it's a video game that isn't meant to be fun. It's your life out there, and they want it to feel that way. This ain't WOW, boy.

It's like that guy who killed me by drawing every zombie in a 50-yard radius to me by throwing a smoke at me. If that was you, I hate you, but well done.

I am the BC Canadian, on at 4 weekdays and 9 weekends. SUP?

This may be the single most awesome post on the forums. I need to go get another drink and change my shirt...

Taking on 3 aggroed walkers... WITH A CROWBAR??

You survived hax! Well done my boi!

I'd help, but I'm literally on the other side of the continent, so sorry.

This is true, but few things are as hilarious as circumventing someone's meticulously laid defenses by server-hopping.

I'm Noah in-game. If you need a suicide run for supplies or a good distraction, I'm your guy! (Really)

Thank God they fixed the zombie animations. Hit a zombie with a hatchet in a building SUDDENLY IT SPRINTS AT YOU and then it's dead.

Now I'm thinking it's smart that I Alt-F4ed after that guy found me ransacking his tents. And by the way, is the GL AK better than the AK-107 PSO?

Make the zombies harder to deal with. Right now players are a problem, but zombies are a nuisance. If it's going to be zombies, it better be zombies big-time.

I can imagine... Bandit puts up a paper saying "If you can see this, I can see you".

ME GUSTA THAT PHYSICS THINGY Although, he doesn't do a very good job of keeping himself upright when he jumps on stuff...

Either fix it so zombies can't go through without giving a shit, or remove until you can think of a good reason for the stuuf being there. Same thing with hedgehogs.

Hathcet is a good primary for when you were going to heal someone and everything goes to crap. Use a G17 for dealing with zombies and light. If you're going to do something, do it quickly. Make sure whoever you want to heal won't murder you. Don't carry anything not directly related to your survival (Don't use any sort of barricade, fuel, odds and ends, etc.)

I have an even more ingenious idea: stay out of the bush! There's nothing that I will ever need in there. Just saying.

So I was derping around Cherno with a Makarov, and I was occasionally looking in the side chat for any sign of being detected. I had made a suicide run to one of the cranes when a guy in the side chat said those magic words: "Anyone need a chopper pickup?" I said yes. So I told him my location and waited. Soon I heard it coming and lit a flare (it was the dead of night) for him to see by. Suddenly shots rang out and it pulled up. I remember at the time I was scared out of my mind because I thought it was going to explode on me. I ended up runnung to the place where the shots had come from and whacking the bandit with a hatchet (he was a little distracted by the 12 or so zombies chewing on him). Then I ran to the chopper and the friendly pilot (his name was Bagbo Brapkins) and he took me to the NE airfield, where I was promptly shot. Ah well, it's good that I play for fun! :rolleyes: