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elf cakes

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  1. elf cakes

    THIS is why I Shoot on Sight >.>

    lol, perhaps they could make it so your character stays there for 30 seconds after you log out? and he does a special animation that tells you he's logged out? i'm pretty sure that solves it, because you know they've logged and can just kill them.
  2. elf cakes

    THIS is why I Shoot on Sight >.>

    xD your jokey posts combined with your profile pic always make me laugh
  3. elf cakes

    THIS is why I Shoot on Sight >.>

    why does that make you want to shoot on sight? lol
  4. elf cakes

    Why do you "have" to feel bad for being a bandit/kos?

    buy what else? could i ask? what other game is like dayZ? we only want it to be as good as possible. we don't want it to end up as another deathmatch.
  5. elf cakes

    Suggestion for while unconscious....

    it's not a pointless feature at all, lol, but i do agree that there should be a timer. it's not realistic at all, but this is one of the times in this game where i think realism loses to fun. it's not much fun staring at your screen thinking that you could be there for up to half an hour. although a timer would detract from the whole realism aspect. basically i don't know what to do about it :P
  6. elf cakes

    Second Montage oh pvp and fun shit

    'madcuzbad'
  7. elf cakes

    Better music.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r68uZehZqN8
  8. elf cakes

    .357 Revolver

    no worries there
  9. elf cakes

    .357 Revolver

    even though it's a .357 magnum YEAAAH right
  10. elf cakes

    Second Montage oh pvp and fun shit

    why? why do you need to do this? no one can stress enough how this type of thing is just not necessary in dayZ. it's not cod. no need for bloody montages. next thing you know people will be trying bloody noscopes and 360 bloody jumps. #360n0sc0pezzzxXx$w4g420yoloxXx
  11. elf cakes

    "Hardcore" mode - NO 3DP :) :) ;)

    1st person only will be great :D
  12. elf cakes

    Anyone want to trade an M4 for a can opener?

    i do agree, they need to make the m4 much more rare, but when there's more weapons then it'll be much easier to do that so we'll just have to wait it out :)
  13. elf cakes

    DayZ Hacks already happening

    how on earth do you come to that conclusion? of hacks in games were that easy to prevent do you think they would exist at all? why don't you just go and 'block all hacks' if it's so damn easy?
  14. elf cakes

    New updated map for Dayz Standalone?

    if you really wanted immersion you wouldn't read an online map!
  15. why on earth are there people giving this guy beans what is the world coming to
  16. elf cakes

    the melee system is crap

    if it's so easy and important to do then why don't you do it? you act as if there's nothing else wrong with the game. ITS A GODDAMN ALPHA WHAT DID YOU EXPECT GAH
  17. elf cakes

    the melee system is crap

    xD this chewythefirst guy's youtube channel has a 'kill montage' of him playing WarZ... i don't even also, there's plenty else they could be working on that's much more important. yes i agree the melee does need a lot of work but surely they need to be optimising server performance and fixing crashes and other game breaking things. the melee system 'needing a lot of work' doesn't mean it's the first thing they need to be doing. there's lots of work to be done everywhere.
  18. elf cakes

    Gamma and brightness

    putting gamma on max effectively makes the game daytime but black and white. it makes night almost pointless as it means everyone has to use that just so they are not disadvantaged compared to the people that can see fine at night. dumb response is dumb.
  19. please tell me your settings :P
  20. elf cakes

    every server is dark

    i don't understand.. there aren't any 24/7 nighttime servers? although i do agree that nighttime seems to be far too long
  21. elf cakes

    Performance Issues, anyone have tips?

    at the moment it's pretty much random with performance. wait for more optimisation (should be pretty high on the to-do list) and there will be improvements.
  22. elf cakes

    Standalone is an empty wasteland

    sorry, you were server hopping and you're claiming the game sucks?
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