svisketyggeren

I have a problem with dayzcommander too...it crashes everytime I try to update a mod

What the fuck do u know about how I play? Join me on server UK 172 and we would see how u would suck ballz without 3rd person...u would probaly die due to starvation because visiting a town without 3rd person would be to much of a challenge for u U must be dumber than I thought...I know u can reach the building by helicopter...how u reach the building is not the point. The point is that ur coward ass just sits up there sniping whats most likely bambie players running around town....and u fucking tell me they can reach u with a heli....u must be so jacked up and proud of ur bambiekillingskillz that u actually think ur good at dayz well, im here to tell u ur the shittiest dayz player ive see in a long time, u suck so much at playing dayz that even my granny could kill u without a weapon while playing with the keyboard on her head, blidfolded..upside down, while peeing and talking on the phone with ur granny about how much u suck at dayz pathetic man...and u even post videos to show it...

im not the man-bird here...so dont try to shove the blame on me

on top of a building that no one can reach, using 3rd person to cheat scout the area...id say ur the biggest coward in dayz and ur videos is a pile of reeking dog shit dont like that? dont read it

If he got hit by a zombie he was to close to it "cos they might dickslap ur face as u run past them and ur leg will be so disgusted by the zombiedick raping ur face that it will spontaneously break and u die."...this translates to: "cos they might dickslap ur face as u run past them and ur leg will be so disgusted by the zombiedick raping ur face that it will spontaneously break and u die." It says "play smart and not like a retard"...playing smart is not getting hit by zombies, we all know ppl many players just run past zombies and take a chance...this is what OP did, not smart. not that I know of...but since he just did im telling to not start such a habit Now im done telling u what I already told in my first post because u so desperatly wanna point out flaws in my post...instead of saying, "i disagree with u".... I think ur fucking weak to overreact just because u see some curse words and its obvious that u get scared and write shaking desperate posts as replies

ur face...its twisted

If u cant extract the semantics from my posts because of grammar and curse words, I cant really help u with that...I say u would have to be a retard to not get the underlaying message from my post...u definitly should look into that, whether u are a retard or not

that was ur words. Ur not a retard if u post like a tosser...ur a retard if ur posts are unintelligent. My post is angry cos im a angry person...dosent make it less intelligent or more retarded.

I will now tell u the same thing that the nice man, officer raymond, was trying to tell u...but in my words... Dont fucking run close to the zombies cos they might dickslap ur face as u run past them and ur leg will be so disgusted by the zombiedick raping ur face that it will spontaneously break and u die. NO PLAY FUCKING SMART NOT RETARDED Now shut up and dont start a fucking thread every time u lose ur gear

No...cos I dont die that often. My best advice to stay alive is to learn from ur mistakes.... Last time I died was from driving past one zombie on a bike...I had all the gear I needed, NVG, Ghille, M107, range finder and a nice motorbike in mint condition, it was happydayz...and then bam! mike tyson zombie breakes my leg as I drive past him...im dead. Lesson learned....dont drive/run past zombies eventhough u have full health. The time before that I had just sniped a player on top of the school in Vybor, it was night and 4-5 players on the server...he had a ghillie and I didnt...so I thought nice get the loot...then bam! someone shoots me in the head from one of the rooms as I run down the corridor inside the school. Obvioulsy the ghilleguy had a friend. Lesson learned....Dont rush in to get the loot from a player, he might have a friend waiting for u. Playing dayz for about a year u learn alot of lessons...and slowly u increase ur chances of staying alive, but only if u ask urself what mistake(s) u made that got u killed.

really wanted to try dayz mercenary, but there arent any servers with low enough ping for me

nice one bearded figurine

Rocket...fix 3rd person....as its now ppl are running around with a uber game item that works like a invisible periscope which allows them to see over any obstacle while being concealed. Just take the differance between laying on the ground in 1st compared to 3rd person...3rd is such a huge advantage over 1st u might aswel give 1st person users a rocket launcher to start out with just to even the scores.

Currently playing on UK 172 Ive seen no hackers since I started playing 3 weeks ago. Its a crosshair off and 3rd person off. Population peaks at 25-30 daytime, around 10-0 nighttime.

isnt electro a continually death match location on all servers?

think I downgraded my intelligence by watching this video

hehe I dont know why thats funny, but it is u have a hand inserted into a portable vagina...awsome

u know what woud be original?? U waving in a picture like a retarded lake...in a forum about dayz

someone...pls rape me

I see what u mean green animal-like thing...basebuilding, building a safe town...just a few suggestions.

what comes after end game? why cant end game be what we have in the mod? does it ever end? metagaming should be end game....

u guys sound like a broken motor when u talk

yeap, u just used the grammarcard as a last resort....and thats when I know im right and u dont have the brains to disprove my post. And if ur 23 ur a teenager, u dumbass teenager

What ur doing wrong here is that u take a statement like "I think there is to much PVP in dayz, game is to dominated by PVP" and u interpret it as "we want no PVP in dayz" So...the players that whine about pvp are whining about TO MUCH PVP...they are not calling for the abolishment of PVP. The reason u make this faulty interpretation and end up with a statement (the no pvp at all statement), that probaly no one on the foum supports, is because ur a teenager and only have the ability to hold two opposite viewpoints in ur mind at the same time..... Later when u grown up...hopefully ur brain will have matured and u get the ability to see all the viewpoints as a continually line in between the two opposite viewpoints u can only see atm.

Nothing beats the sweet feeling of spotting the flames from a choppercrash site...and everything beats the feeling when u realize its been looted already.