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svisketyggeren
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whats your favorite gun for slaying survivors
svisketyggeren replied to shreddedrocks's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Im beginning to see the sweetness of having the le enfield or a shootgun while running around town and places where I risk close combat... M variant guns is kinda clunky to aim with when crosshair is off...many times I prefer a AKM Dont like the M107 as a sniper...its to big and looks like a spacegun Using a L85A2 RIS YOLO at the moment, feels very acurate but the yolo aim is to big, blocks the view -
dude...shes not a dude...shes a smoking hot woman...look at the pic man anyways, the slowdowns reminded me off old jacki chan movies...so nice action dayz clip indeed
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Everybody heads for cherno!
svisketyggeren replied to richjones19772000's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
dunno what ppl do on my server...but my strategy is alway to get some cans of beans and a couple sodas and just run in the northern direction while reading a book -
Pistols are incredibly underpowered
svisketyggeren replied to Shrapnell's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I have the solution to this...some of the americans on the forum...preferably young and naive...should test fire a makarov on them self...see how many bullets it really takes to badly injure someone with a gun like that...unless all the americans here have been shot at before...in that case some of the polacks in the subforums should do it, they generally dont last the winter anyways -
DayZ Standalone Cover Art | Featuring Dean Hall |
svisketyggeren replied to The Shadow's topic in DayZ Mod Gallery
dean hall looks like a australian sqiurrel more than ever I really dont like the gay posture of the dude in the dayz pic...its like an invite to anal stuffing activities curriclum..curricilem...whatever -
Why is the forum so dead?
svisketyggeren replied to DayzForumer's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Do u have a portable on ur expeditions to play dayz? How does that work for u? -
Zombie hugging is long and tiring.
svisketyggeren replied to Shrapnell's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
haha one more sometimes when I know im gonna die I call ronald reagen and complain about morons I was knocked uncounsicous AI is smelly and darn it -
The strange and bizarre death cult of Kamenka
svisketyggeren replied to ponc's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
thats pure feelings man...more feelings than justin bieber ever could fart out his hairless ass -
fight me MarijuanaMilitiaClan.com! FIGHT ME!
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The strange and bizarre death cult of Kamenka
svisketyggeren replied to ponc's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
it has already been explained to u kamenka-lovers that players generally dont wanna start there...its not really that hard to understand.... generally I find it annoying that some players need to share their love for kamenka in fucked up story posts like this one where they say "me feet..."...just because uve found a awsome loot route from kamenka dosent mean it worth of a post on the forum also video -
Zombie hugging is long and tiring.
svisketyggeren replied to Shrapnell's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
sometimes, when I know im gonna die I find a cow and discuss important aspects of lakes in 15 mins u hit me down uncouscosisns the AI is superfly -
DayZ Standalone - crosshair
svisketyggeren replied to jozef77's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Fixed ur post to make it more awsome -
DayZ Standalone - crosshair
svisketyggeren replied to jozef77's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Yup, physicist -
Amazing Server Cars On Coast
svisketyggeren replied to bishopdaenforcer's topic in Mod Servers & Private Hives
Of course l need to be a smart ass, im a smart person...my ass too. Rest of ur post was to weird for me to understand -
DayZ Standalone - crosshair
svisketyggeren replied to jozef77's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Ur a great physicist Planck, but need to work on the humor -
Amazing Server Cars On Coast
svisketyggeren replied to bishopdaenforcer's topic in Mod Servers & Private Hives
can the admins play my charater too? That way I dont have to do anything self -
How I Have Been Using The New Roll Function
svisketyggeren replied to billytalent231's topic in DayZ Mod Gallery
to young to understand.... -
touch my...
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truth told
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DayZ Standalone - crosshair
svisketyggeren replied to jozef77's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I think crosshair is for cod-kiddies...get rid of it...and 3rd person...or have seperate servers for kids and real men -
ur rambling like a stuck up goat... to me seems like u understand the cowardism behind ur dayz playing and u try to compensate it by telling us how good ur a at first person shooters...well I dont give a flying fuck about what other games u play, not relevant to my criticism of u sniping bambies on the hotel roof while hiding like a coward behind 3rd person. and im not a american...really pathetic to see how u think criticising my playing, which u dont know jack shit about, is gonna change anything...ur still a coward and u suck at dayz
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cos this one is specially made for those with lactating nipples and sore-ass eyes ever watched a dayz guide with ass in ur eyes? does work eh...well, this guide for for those ppl
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hehe thx for making me laugh
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how many fucking threads do we need about this subject? when is the book on how dayz changed and made us sad pandas comming out? djez man...fukkin foul djez smell in the ass...this is like a lesbian spunkmachine that wont turn itself off!
