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I always keep two water bottles...but I didnt know I could boil the water. Explains why I got sick once and had to spend 2 hours looking for antibiotica and while killing animals for their meat to keep my blood up...suddenly the game was about survival

dont worry, ur secret is safe with me....and the dayz community

well as poor little floogy said above, its important to effectively commuicate ur thoughts and ideas on the forum ahahaha fuckmesideways

so basicly u got trolled pretty bad in this thread huh...through several posts in fact, im glad to see u admit that

no wrong

My dear little cumbucket...dont u understand that whether u forgive or not forgive my grammar is not really something I could give a flying shit about. If this forum was norwegian and u was the foreigner, I bet u would use alot time googling to get those nice posts of urs gramatically correct. U fail to understand that to me this forum is not that important in life, so im not gonna spend any time on making posts gramatically correct...like u would on a norwegian forum. Ur stuck in ur own egotistical viewpoints and the core of ur argument is really u complaning that ppl are are not like u. Also, u seem to make a point of telling me that u dont understand my posts...but all ur replies to my posts presupposes that u in fact understand the underlaying semantics in my posts. Which makes u a hypocrite

Nowegians are heathens, we dont need apologizes

I think its kinda low to bash ppl with poor grammar on a internatinal forum where alot of the members native language isnt english....seems more like a way to compensate for ur own low selfesteem. All in all I think its a crude and usophisticated way of judging ppl. And my experience is that will ppl will use grammar against u if they get annoyed enough...it really is way of telling that the trolling has been sucsessfull

if u cant understand the semantics in my post ur intelligence must in the 50s too I have little desire for effectively communicating serious thoughts and ideas on this forum...unlike u it seems. And when I apply for a job its not going to be in a country where they dont speak my language, which is norwegian. I couldnt care less if ppl on this forum labled me as intelligent or not. U post comes of pile of redundant misunderstood viewpoints that u probaly think applies to me since they apply to u. My guess is that ive probaly trolled u some time in the past and ur rage fills me up like a cumbucket of joy

im requesting that the combat logging and duping tips be brought back in the guide...for academic purposes of course im also requesting that balota buddies rename themself too....balota bunnies

Finding tents is too easy in this game...noobs would be better off knowing that u shouldnt store what u dont wanna lose in tents. Tents with ammo, food or medical supplies generally wont be empty after a while, although bypassers grap what they need...but store ur DMR in it...it will be gone in a couple days unless u play on a server with less than 5 players this is of course my experience on serveral servers

1.24 : hey bro I found a bus.......................................................wuhaa!

this one seems intelligent, welcome

I dont care about grammer because I know that many ppl will criticize it when they cant prove im wrong....and thats when I know ive won the discussion. Also after someone has let me know that my faulty grammar is annoying them I usually reply by saying "if it annoys u, why would I correct it then?" That usually makes ppl shut up. Forumpsychology 101 for u bitches that have wide howling necks as mouths to drink coffe with and preform oral greetings remiecieneet..reminicscent of the great dwarf kingdom

dont be a hackers puppet...log out immediatly if u see shit like that. Whole server population should just log out and let the hacker enjoy his own hack by himself

are u two sweethearts? u know, and we all know...thats what we wanna know

well said man with melonboobs

Id love to play dayz mercenary...but still I see there is only 3 servers for the map....none of the servers gives me low enough ping too. Dunno how these things works...but somehow there needs to be more servers for the map, else ppl cant play it.

nah...its mainly because ppl get banned by admins for good or bad reasons...hacking is their way of getting revenge

I searched "dayz hacker forums" in google...picked a random thread there where OP says: "is there any custom menus that have an aim bot??... or at least aim assist for snipers??? casue i cant hit a moving target for shit with a sniper cause i dont know the arma mechanics for snipers" its pretty obvious that these ppl can labled as subhuman retards with brains smaller than homer simpson

mm ok, u be the forum shemale then

Im doing my best to troll all posts that are trollable...I think its pretty lively here sometimes. Although im not at the point where I feel attached to any of the forum members yet...u know that feeling when uve been on a forum so long and u feel like u know each other and its like "hey manwomen I love uuuu" and it all cosy and lovely...yea, not really reached that point where im bonding with any of u guysgirls yet...but I feel we can get there...togehter, soon

fixed that for u

speaking for my self...I have no need for two stores by the time ive traveled that far...the eastern airfield sucks...doesnt helis spawn random? meaning there is no point in looking for them in a specific location

djez man...u crazy