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svisketyggeren

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  1. svisketyggeren

    What happened to my DayZ?!

    ur not allowed to talk about how great balota bunnies are...ppl get upset, delete ur post, sir
  2. svisketyggeren

    The 1.7.7 update favorites

    oh baby, u can rustle my jimmi anytime u sweet twolegged princess
  3. svisketyggeren

    Shhhh, I'm hunting wabbits

    be careful, rabbits are dangerous
  4. svisketyggeren

    I want to review weapons for you.

    This forum member is insane and thinks he can review weapons...it is adviced to walk in the opposite direction if seen ingame or pretend to be a bush
  5. svisketyggeren

    I want to review weapons for you.

    this projectile can be thrown about 5-10 meters...damage is minimum or none (not sure), works best as a tool for confusing other players or playing throw and catch with other clan members
  6. svisketyggeren

    How much will stand alone cost?

    the prize of the game is the elephant in the room...that made me laugh
  7. svisketyggeren

    Fed up

    dosent take a autist to understand why he made the post telling hes fed up with dayz...but ill explain the obvious for u, he made the post because he cares about dayz and wants to play it, the problems he encounter he will seek a solution too by conferring with his dayzcolleagues here at the forum...hence he made the post. The "im fed up with dayz" reflects that this problem also frustrates him to a cetain degree. Hope that helps for u subautist fellow
  8. svisketyggeren

    Fed up

    to me its pretty obvious that the reason the game has gotten pvp centric is because the survival aspect/gameplay is to easy...there are beans and sodas everywhere, food is no problem....and really thats it. Pack ur backpack with beans and soda, camp in the woods and ur surviving... dayz fails as a suvival game...the few suvival gamemechanics we have are too simple and easy to overcome....either u camp in the woods with a pack full of beans doing nothing, or u pvp... BUT...do not put any restraints on pvp gameplay to even it out with suvival gameplay...develop the suvival aspects fo the game and pvp will decrease
  9. basebuilding is cool and all the "problems" u see in the game are not problems, its how the game is and meant to be...basically when things get hard ppl start to complain, if u dont like that clans take the cars then go blow up their cars...simple as that, and alotta fun
  10. but what do u do in the real world when u take a elevator up or down in a building? Do u get load-screen-waiting-angy in the elevator?
  11. i wanna be inside u inception, u delicious yummybear
  12. svisketyggeren

    DayZ Diary Post Your Newest Experiences HERE!

    I feel much more confident as a diarrheaman
  13. svisketyggeren

    Ok this is weird o.O

    I remember my granny looking more and more like a gremlin before she died
  14. svisketyggeren

    DayZ Diary Post Your Newest Experiences HERE!

    can real men have diaries? ..and in realtion to diaries....can real men have diarrhea?
  15. svisketyggeren

    How do you start off in SA?

    yea, I should go back to the off topic dungeon soon...before something bad happends to me
  16. svisketyggeren

    How do you start off in SA?

    yea thats the wobbeling movemnet I pictured in my mind
  17. svisketyggeren

    How do you start off in SA?

    no its not...arma has PEGI 18+
  18. svisketyggeren

    How do you start off in SA?

    I hope u start naked with a dildo in ur ass, and then u run wobbling around untill u find the right tool to pluck it out....its sorta like a beginner-tutorial for the game
  19. svisketyggeren

    Dayz SA to be a failure

    Young man...after 19 posts u dont get to write posts like this...thats not how the world works. And "J-dub"? what the fuck where u thinking??
  20. svisketyggeren

    Tent packing

    HAHA funny shit jamesdave
  21. svisketyggeren

    Will I be banned?

    what about the other filters?
  22. svisketyggeren

    My day, In DayZ

    I really...can...wait to hear about ur next day
  23. svisketyggeren

    good rp servers

    is it immoral to be gay?
  24. svisketyggeren

    Dayz/Arma2/Arma3

    tell us more about ur living conditions...I need a rich background story to be able to answer ur questions
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