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  1. svisketyggeren
    No autorun...work that finger!
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    Im excited too...but I know alot of players arent because its cool to say u dont care, but we all know these are the players that are super excited and cant wait. So just for everyones information...if someone in this thread say they dont care about release, they can wait bla bla....those are the ones that are really super excited!!! :D
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    Is this normal play time for dayz?

    svisketyggeren replied to meat pie's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    I think it depends largely on what OP has achived in life up to now, how old he/she is.....maybe OP has other more important stuff he should be doing, like school?
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    Oh the redundancy...well its a community forum, im voicing my opinion. But im pretty sure I didnt have to explicitly say that...
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    There was no need to quote the whole sentence...my point is valid either way. U complain all u want lad...still isnt up to u what admins do with their server, and I can tell they dont give a shit what u think. Wanna know why? Because u moan, complain and whine like a bitch on the forum about it. I bet they are open to suggestions from non bitching ppl....but that sure ass hell dosent include u
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    Standalone Graphics

    svisketyggeren replied to SFRGaming's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    Yea standalone dayz should be in 2D...cos then the graphics will be shit and thats old school...and its so cool, to be old school...
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    Although I dont like the servers u talk about it is still not up to u to define whats the point with Dayz mod....the players have been given the liberties they have now and its up to each server admin to choose what kinda of Dayz they want on their server. If u dont like the server, get the fuck out. Cant find a server? Get ur own server...but god damn dont complain about no one setting up a server that u like. And shut ur mouth
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    How much are you willing to pay for DayZ Standalone ?

    svisketyggeren replied to Safire (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    I have a vivid image of someone scraching Nelson Mandelas balls now
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    cos its the write ur lines twice thread.. cos its the write ur lines twice thread..
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    How do you enter town safely as a lone wolf?

    svisketyggeren replied to Donair's topic in New Player Discussion

    think of boobs and beer...always works for me
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    Because not everyone is like u...there is ur logical reason.
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    Dean is rounding up SA client for release

    svisketyggeren replied to HumanBeing25's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    Hello there Game will never be released. Bye now. Rgs butthole
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    where should we spawn in standalone?

    svisketyggeren replied to dgeesio's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    no...its set in north korea...whole north korea...yepp, beer is good
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    where should we spawn in standalone?

    svisketyggeren replied to dgeesio's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    I dont agree, carry on the discussion...
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    where should we spawn in standalone?

    svisketyggeren replied to dgeesio's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    I GOT IT!! unless someone already said it.....we should spawn in air with a parachute, that way u can atleast decide with direction u wanna land in. or...no parachute...then it turns into another minigame where the object is to land in a pond/lake
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    where should we spawn in standalone?

    svisketyggeren replied to dgeesio's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    then Counter Strike knifefight inside wheel...only one gets to be born...unless u say that weird word..."friendly"
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    where should we spawn in standalone?

    svisketyggeren replied to dgeesio's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    How about spawing inside a rubber life boat and then u have to break out mcgyver style minigame before the boat sinks....to hard for the COD kiddies, proof of manhood for the true dayz players.
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    where should we spawn in standalone?

    svisketyggeren replied to dgeesio's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    I think we should spawn inside tractor tires with a knife. Getting out should be a minigame where the tractorwheel symbolices the womb, and then u are born from ur tractor mother...
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    Bizarro Servers of DayZ

    svisketyggeren replied to DemonGroover's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    From another brother...?
  20. svisketyggeren
    Fun with Flares uses flares to attract his victims to him at night...then he sneaks up on them like a ninja and stuffs their backpacks full of toiletpaper. When the victim later discovers that his backpack is full of toiletpaper, he implodes from hate
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    Officer Raymond uses a custommade dildo handgun mod that his granny made for him on her commodore64. They ported the mod to pc by lowering the viscosity of saliva and pouring it over the pc and C64 creating a momentarly bridge between the two machines. The dildogun shots used dildoes and kills instantly from the disgust the victim feels. Craftable dildos are in the pipeline and comming soon.
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    Bizarro Servers of DayZ

    svisketyggeren replied to DemonGroover's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    whatever u played...it sure wasnt Dayz
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    Why I'm buying the Stand Alone

    svisketyggeren replied to Jex's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    are u willing to pay in sexual services?
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    Stand Alone Release

    svisketyggeren replied to exogravis's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    ppl that obviously cares about releases ^^^
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    Stand Alone Release

    svisketyggeren replied to exogravis's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    lies, just lies...but it was nice to not call me a retard. And I know how u feel because u say u dont care....which means u care btw u do care...every atom of u body is finely tuned into sensing that release date...admit it, drop the cool kid on forum dont care about shit mentallity...and say u care Just in general guys...stop the playing it cool act...we all know u wanna know what we dont know, and we know the waiting is slowly tearing u apart...
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