Silverback (DayZ)

One of the worst ideas I've ever seen on here...and that's saying something.

Life's a bitch...then a monkey steals your banana. NEVER hesitate! If you are going to try and hug some one and they don't respond...gun that fucker down and lewt his corpse. Also another thing me and a friend have learned the hard way is; Never stay in the barracks building when you know there's more than one attacker. Theres so many windows they can see in but you have a hard time seeing out of. It's a bloody death trap. You gotta be in and out fast.

I'm not an asshole! You can come play with me! ...unless you have beans... Do you have beans?! DO YOU HAVE BEANS?! GIVE THEM TO ME NOW! GIVE THEM TO ME ELSE I'LL TAKE THEM FROM YOUR CORPSE! *BANG*

I did no such thing! mmm delicious tears....

So now I'm being reasonably polite your are just going to dismiss my post? Sounds rather hypocritical, old fruit. Moreover, how about we not get back to the point because it's absurd, telling Trolls not to troll is like trying to convince a red neck to drive a hybrid car. It ain't gonna happen. Old fruit.

I'm not sure why you chose to deface my post you quoted with the words "I love cock" but I think you have just proven my point for me. You say I remind you of an old bloke putting the world to rights? That's because I'm mature and know the difference between wrong and right. Obviously, as you have proven, you are childish and ultimately unable to conduct yourself with any semblance of control or social grace. Point proven. Thanks. Oh come now, old fruit. I see what you've done there a bit of typing Tourette's was it? I see your cheeky little edit! You rascal! It's all done now however and who am I to judge if you like a bit of shaft? Old and mature are we? Like a mature cheddar? Oh how I love cheese... If one was mature enough one would realise that in a video game where anything goes emotions will run high. Now that one can no longer converse(and i say converse lightly) in the game the little whipper snappers are coming here to vent they're rage! It is truly shocking to say the least, wouldn't one agree? I believe that a good ninety percent of this forum is absolute gobbledygook. There is no end of vulgar posts regarding how one is...'Balls deep' in another and has stole all his belongings. I'm afraid that your plea for civil conversation is going to fall on deaf ears, old fruit. However if one would like a mature forum overflowing with juicy social grace might one suggest a Political Discussion Forum or maybe a Flower Arranging Forum? Mr. Google is indeed your friend my dear! Who knows maybe there's even a forum dedicated to social grace? Oh look at the time! It's Pim's o'clock! Must dash!

Omfg. There are deer stands you know? I fact how about we just remove Zombies altogether and play happy carebears together?

We heard you the first time. There are some delicious tears to be had in cherno /electro.

I will straight up murder your ass and your zombie horde.

Maybe we should create our own Anti Bandit Hunter group? We could hunt the supposed 'hunters' and kill anyone we see on the way. I vote that we call ourselves...The Sausage Warriors!

Remember to make sure if your prey is actually the prey' date=' and not the hunter... [/quote'] Watch your back fella... Oh and can you make sure you have plenty of food, water and M24 ammo on you? Thanks x

Yeah on ACE you can knock players over...so does that mean the mechanics are already in the game? That said if we can loose/run away from zombies after the next patch, then melee will not be needed IMO. As I said before its new players(normally) who struggle with the Zeds, I can't remember when I was last killed by one let alone needed the option to melee my way out of trouble.

Me and the lads will look forward to hunting you all.

fixed that for you since i take too much drugs. yeah i see byebye There's a difference between the odd spelling mistake and your abomination of a thread. I stopped reading your crap after the first paragraph. You look like a right muppet now. Day Z is better off without this nubcake.

Oh dear............I made a mistake........... QQ.

China called...they want they're wall back.

Yay! Another idiot spouting a load of shit with very bad use of grammar! What a waste of forum space.

This is a stupid suggestion that would turn Day Z into some nub friendly chop fest. I've been playing DayZ for a month now and only had trouble with Zombies on my first few lives. Now they mean nothing it's other players I look out for. IF they were going to introduce some melee why not just have the knock down ability? When I played ACE you could knock people down for lols. Plus with the new zombie line of site update knocking zeds over would give you a better chance of escape. Don't give the care bears their safety blanket!

What a nub.

China called...they want their wall back. EDIT: On a serious note though I would like to see more zombies that move in a horde and totally get rid of the retarded 28 days later zombies. They're dead rotten corpses not olympic sprinters. Also I see your one of the 'live off the land' players and your stating that your bored. Take a risk! There's no leader board yet for longest time lived! So live a little! Get out there and smoke some fools! The first time I played I was super careful and lasted four days but I got bored too...now I just like to get stuck in!

YES What self respecting bandit would say no to a beach front 'Bean Vending Machine'? Can soak up the rays and be fed and watered untill I'm too fat to run away from the Zombies! On another note about this new zombie upgrade with line of site etc...Are these rotten humans still going to be able to run faster than Ussain Bolt? One thing that bugs me is that sometimes you have to wait till they're almost on you to slot them. In my opinion there should be more but slower zombies so then you'd have to worry about ammo as the horde shambles after you.