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Everything posted by GOD™
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Ah i see you have no proof. what a shame. NEXT!
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What to do after you have the best gear?
GOD™ replied to wellwellwell's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
i either go conquer the next server i see, go kill zombies or put all my gear on a dead zombies and bury it then start over. *last one very unlikely* -
From my angle it looks like your profile pic looks like a lady squatting taking a shit or piss i don't even know also itr looks like her tits are hanging out.
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EDIT:nevermind.
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you want drama? make it so you have to assemble the sniper.
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Namalsk 0.741 No Crashsite loot after tent fix
GOD™ replied to veex's topic in Mod Servers & Private Hives
Why you double post? naughty. *tut tut* -
Your profile picture isn't helping.
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Well, everyone is crying for realism. So they get realism.
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GODs zombie avoidance 101: 1. logic.
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Having bushes with berries and poisonous ones
GOD™ replied to enniss23's topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions
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Having bushes with berries and poisonous ones
GOD™ replied to enniss23's topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions
Congratz you successfully talked me into clenching my butthole. -
Lol i've never seen a battleeye admin in dayz, just a ordinary admin though.
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Having bushes with berries and poisonous ones
GOD™ replied to enniss23's topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions
Shrooms too? -
It would be funny if a chopper tried flying back to the mainland ran out of fuel half way. :D
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Oragnized? No such thing. Anyways the only big group i've seen is this one group i was in which was with super hero medic squad (the guys who made dayz bounty). But other than that i've only seen groups of two or lone wolves.
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Start swimmin'
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i take a nice stroll up to the nasty bandit who is *trying* to shoot me and i kindly say "It is not nice to shoot at people bandit" then i insert a bullet or two into his everything then finally i start to tickle his penis.
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Alright! Time for some bondage in DayZ
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:thumbsup: :beans:
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character development as incentive [long]
GOD™ replied to _Anubis_ (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions
My thoughts from reading this is watching my character grow a beard. -
Or...BB ;)
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Rick Grimes does not have a full stop at the start of his name and i'm pretty sure he dosen't live in the UK nor does he have internet.
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Gives you the ability to play marco polo with your friends.
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At first i thought his head was a potato.
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well, if your leg gets chopped off with a hatchet walkingdeadgame maybe make a wooden leg? :D EDIT: the letter m decided to flip upside down.