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GOD™

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  1. GOD™

    Taviana hackers.

    Ah i see you have no proof. what a shame. NEXT!
  2. i either go conquer the next server i see, go kill zombies or put all my gear on a dead zombies and bury it then start over. *last one very unlikely*
  3. GOD™

    Wind and ballistics system

    From my angle it looks like your profile pic looks like a lady squatting taking a shit or piss i don't even know also itr looks like her tits are hanging out.
  4. GOD™

    Wind and ballistics system

    EDIT:nevermind.
  5. GOD™

    Wind and ballistics system

    you want drama? make it so you have to assemble the sniper.
  6. Why you double post? naughty. *tut tut*
  7. GOD™

    Wind and ballistics system

    Your profile picture isn't helping.
  8. GOD™

    Wind and ballistics system

    Well, everyone is crying for realism. So they get realism.
  9. GOD™

    Dayz Noob

    GODs zombie avoidance 101: 1. logic.
  10. Congratz you successfully talked me into clenching my butthole.
  11. GOD™

    OMG?! Ban issue

    Lol i've never seen a battleeye admin in dayz, just a ordinary admin though.
  12. GOD™

    Help with LHD

    It would be funny if a chopper tried flying back to the mainland ran out of fuel half way. :D
  13. GOD™

    Teams and large bandit camps

    Oragnized? No such thing. Anyways the only big group i've seen is this one group i was in which was with super hero medic squad (the guys who made dayz bounty). But other than that i've only seen groups of two or lone wolves.
  14. GOD™

    Help with LHD

    Start swimmin'
  15. GOD™

    How do you fight players in CQC?

    i take a nice stroll up to the nasty bandit who is *trying* to shoot me and i kindly say "It is not nice to shoot at people bandit" then i insert a bullet or two into his everything then finally i start to tickle his penis.
  16. GOD™

    Gagging and Binding

    Alright! Time for some bondage in DayZ
  17. GOD™

    Did I do the right thing?

    :thumbsup: :beans:
  18. GOD™

    character development as incentive [long]

    My thoughts from reading this is watching my character grow a beard.
  19. GOD™

    DayZ standalone - The Walking Dead

    Rick Grimes does not have a full stop at the start of his name and i'm pretty sure he dosen't live in the UK nor does he have internet.
  20. GOD™

    Give a reason to play on night servers?

    Gives you the ability to play marco polo with your friends.
  21. GOD™

    Survivors looking for a home?

    At first i thought his head was a potato.
  22. GOD™

    Permanent injuries

    well, if your leg gets chopped off with a hatchet walkingdeadgame maybe make a wooden leg? :D EDIT: the letter m decided to flip upside down.
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