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GOD™

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Everything posted by GOD™

  1. Well then you learned a lesson today don't leave your shit on the floor and run 300m just to pick up more shit.
  2. Use the force burt.
  3. what about Burt-mode?
  4. GOD™

    tweaked helo crashes

    it looks like it starts off as a UH-1H "huey" but when it crashes it turns into the usual UH-1Y "Venom"
  5. GOD™

    New in Dayz - custom map advice

    too many hills.
  6. GOD™

    [SA] PVE mode

    I want me some chocolate biscuits.
  7. GOD™

    [SA] PVE mode

    Hmmm, thought there would be a shitstorm in here... nevermind.
  8. GOD™

    More suits? Why not? [Dayz Mod]

    If add more skins. add the rest of the PMC skins
  9. GOD™

    My first attempt at Dayz..

    Very eventful first day. you want to sit where the bandits sit and snipe bandits?
  10. GOD™

    I wish I spawned with a...

    This sloth to protect me.
  11. GOD™

    Being a Hero

    Thats hot
  12. GOD™

    tinymarky lets play

    i saw the horror now you must look at it with me..
  13. GOD™

    tinymarky lets play

    Your first thread AND your first post is you advertising your YT channel? . . .
  14. GOD™

    climbing tall walls for standalone

    One of those puppies have derped eyes.
  15. GOD™

    Whitelisted server

    I would recommend a great server to be whitelisted on buuut...a certain someone will get angry and start bashing his keyboard. Balota Buddies.
  16. GOD™

    Wind and ballistics system

    EDIT: nevermind.
  17. Well then Rockstar games is gonna get sued for their parody for phones in the GTA 5 trailers which i think will be called ifruit or ifruit bowl
  18. Yeah yeah everyone started getting all grrr and angry n stuff. I don't see why though.
  19. That's why parodies are invented :D
  20. Unless it gets banned like mortal kombat or censored like left 4 dead 2 :/
  21. GOD™

    Weapon Customisation

    No, Dildo bayonet.
  22. GOD™

    Weapon Customisation

    Dildo bayonet.
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