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GOD™

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Everything posted by GOD™

  1. GOD™

    Am I a psychopath?

    Denial.
  2. GOD™

    There is 1,000,000 of us!!!

    OT: There was a million of us in the mod, now there's a million of us in the SA. Big woop.
  3. GOD™

    Opening cans in RL

    :facepalm: This has been posted sooooo many times. ninja'd?
  4. GOD™

    No healthy

    I get my healthy status from over feeding.
  5. GOD™

    My Kit: What can i improve on ?

    More can openers.
  6. GOD™

    Character Backstory

    Male stripper. nuff said.
  7. GOD™

    Betrayal stories, please!

    My work here is done. Now get back to work before LoK strolls by..
  8. GOD™

    Why I Kill On Sight

    I beg to differ.
  9. GOD™

    The tinfoil bobble hat comes off!

    :beans: There you go.
  10. GOD™

    The tinfoil bobble hat comes off!

    I tried the KoS playstyle once, boring as hell.
  11. GOD™

    Bananas

    Elaborate.
  12. GOD™

    *sniff, sniff. I really need a bath.

    Yes, i like to take off my gear then proceed to bathe in the chenarus swamps. Gotta have that hygiene.
  13. GOD™

    No giving a ****

    I was thinking it was one of those ridiculous over-sized anime swords.
  14. GOD™

    What did you discover today?

    I discovered my nipple hairs were way overdue for a trim. Also that rubbing alcohol is not safe to drink.
  15. I haven't seen a script kiddie in the mod since late 2012. Should be fine.
  16. GOD™

    Clothing options

    I'm still waiting for my banana Hammock.
  17. They do, got me some pristine Wellies.
  18. GOD™

    DayZ should be set in Autumn - here's why...

    Am i the only person who likes rainy days? ._. Anyhoo, i just would like to see some snow.
  19. GOD™

    Why Beanz?

    Why not?
  20. GOD™

    Meth

    No
  21. GOD™

    Female zombies

    I was saving that up for a rant you bastard... ._.
  22. I run him/her through my bullshit detector first. So the answer varies.
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