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GOD™

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Everything posted by GOD™

  1. GOD™

    DayZ Forum Downtime

    It's all a conspiracy.
  2. GOD™

    NoobZ survival guide.

    Ultimately, it isn't but people have their opinions about how things should be *yada yada*...
  3. GOD™

    NoobZ survival guide.

    Maybe this is 'noobZ survival guide: Bandit edition'?
  4. GOD™

    Stormtroopers of chenarus

    >Four threads of same thing Inb4Warningpoint?
  5. GOD™

    I found a great PVE server

    I rest my case.
  6. Yeeeaaahh, but people see DayZ as it's own game already when it's clearly not...soo yeah.
  7. Bored of DayZ? Play ArmA 2! Problem solved.
  8. GOD™

    Milk

  9. GOD™

    Milk

    Ok, uhmm...just out of curiousity and science. What do you think a 'nipple' looks like?
  10. GOD™

    Changing seasons!

    hypothermia FTW
  11. GOD™

    DayZ Standalone Discussion

    Ah yes, the standalone...i'm still waiting for my alpha key damnit.
  12. GOD™

    DayZ Forum Downtime

    Lets say it's sexually confusing.
  13. GOD™

    DayZ Forum Downtime

    Maybe.
  14. GOD™

    sikorsky mh-53 pave low

    Don't forget the predator drone.
  15. GOD™

    DayZ Forum Downtime

    I think it's a tranny who dunks her genitals into mens pooholes.
  16. GOD™

    Cooking different things

    I wanna cook people...
  17. GOD™

    I hope they add this to DayZ SA

    Not to mention people would have to shout to talk to each other in helicopters. Also as said by other people here, neighbors would probably be scared clinging to their baseball bat.
  18. GOD™

    I hope they add this to DayZ SA

    If this was implemented i would have to walk into the 5m range just to have a conversation, and that is hard when that said person is trying to shoot me.
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