Abu Jihad

I will scour the wasteland for the tracks of your hooves. I shall search every barn and bush for your rainbow coloured horse ptoot. I ask the almighty that I find you and send you to the eternal torment that awaits you and all who suffer from the disease of pastel ponyphilia. It is one thing to mate with a warhorse - indeed - it is a manly thing and there is no shame attached to that honorable and sacred bond - but to breed with children's toys is the crime of crimes, a sin punishable by death. Inshallah I shall send you to the great glue factory of the hereafter, and I shall fashion some war slippers from your shameless gaudy hide!

Report of the martyrdom of Jamaal on operation number one: http://www.reddit.com/r/RedditRescueForce/comments/10di8o/ambush_after_action_report/

You, infurrydel - for you violators of cuddly toys, for you impersonators of cartoon animals, for you performers of unnatural acts in plushy costumes - for you there is a special place in the fires of hell.

In the name of ALLAH, the merciful, the compassionate I, Abu Jihad, today began shaheed operations against the infidels of Chernarus. The operation was concluded with the martyrdom of Jamaal, our glorious fedayeen brother who is now in paradise. He detonated a satchel charge under the direction of our brotherhood having lured the imperialist unbelievers of the Reddit Rescue Force to his location. We of the JAMAAT-I-CHERNARUSSIYA will no longer stand by and allow this land to be used for the decadent tastes of the infidel. His love of bestial pleasuring, his delight in homosexual discotheques, his wearing of immodest clothing and his polluting of the land with the worship of a false religion WILL BE MET WITH FIRE AND SWORD. No more will he feast on his polluted meats by his fireside and in his camps. We shall seek him out wherever he makes his home and by the power of our faith we will destroy every last one. JAMAAT-I-CHERNARUSSIYA today calls for jihad in the wasteland, to cleanse the landscape of the curse of the kuffar. We issue a FATWA upon: DR WASTELAND and his infidel-enablers, on the REDDIT RESCUE FORCE for their decadent love of dancing boys, on the unholy buildings of the Christians, on those who worship the Green Satan in his Can and on his Mountain. ALLAHU AKBAR DEATH TO THE INFIDEL AND HIS LOVE OF ABBA