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  1. SquishyBear

    i aborted because i heard a gunshot

    Maybe this game isn't for you if you abort every time you hear a gunshot or a vehicle drive by or even a choppah fly over head....
  2. SquishyBear

    Side chat or not?

    Actually side chat is a great tool for bandits. It's almost unbelievable how many gullible or I guess trusting people play this game...
  3. SquishyBear

    Side chat or not?

    Side chat is fine for text but voice is extremely annoying. Thank god for servers who prohibit voice in side.
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    Well, I dun gone and got myself in bother!!!!!!

    The spam is strong in this one. Anyway, I found M14 AIM at Balota before so it can have decent weaponry, it's just rare. Also may wanna check deer stands, especially between Balota and international airport, I've found M16's and dmr's among others that way.
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    Best Random Find in DayZ

    I walked trough the woods and found a camp made out of 20+ tents, a quarter of them filled with NV, rangefinders, ghillies, as50's etc. I walked through the woods freshly spawned and found a tent with ghillie, m4sd, m9sd, GPS, NV, rangefinder, steaks, water bottles. I went to park a URAL in "our" parking spot when, 5 meters down the road, I see a UAZ. I played on a server with someone who advertised a "garage" at devil's castle with stuff for trade. Cars, guns, ammo, parts... I'm a bandit, I don't trade... but thanks for letting me know!
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    Will dogs log out with the player?

    Are you also gonna teach them that there is yummy yummy food under that UAZ/ car/ URAL/ choppah?
  7. Are you certain it was an admin kick cos I've played with people who were kicked for "teleporting", but it was an automatic AntiHax thing. A friend of mine was lagging which caused him to move large distances frequently... so the program thought it was hax.
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    Couldn't gut animal

    Wait until you're starving and find an animal and think "Oh thank god, finally!", shoot it, gut it and boom, gone. Like it never existed.
  9. Hahahahahaha, effective... Just as effective as those two numbnuts I got to watch last night who walked up to my hubby who had just freshly spawned yelling and screaming something about "Get down, drop your weapons". You want to know how exceptionally scared he was of those fully armed bandits who were mumbling so bad you could barely understand anything? He was so scared that he ran around them in circles while calling them names and begging for them to just shoot him already and stop yapping. After running around these two dimwits for at least 5 minutes while they stood there looking at him, he finally decided to walk away. It then took them another 5 min and at least one magazine to break his legs. They then walked up to him yelling and screaming again, something about "you're down, you'll go bye bye" or something similarly retarded. He then respawned in the middle of their gong show. Most pathetic bandits ever. If you wanna be a bandit, either shoot to kill on sight or shoot and break legs before looting but for the love of god, shut the fudge up. If you're attempting to make friends I suggest you make them before you go on a server because you just cannot trust anyone, ever. Or you could go on one of those carebear servers.
  10. It means someone can't speak the English language but is trying anyway. A for effort. F for meaning.
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    I'm stuck ! And I need help!

    Tell us the server you're on and someone might stop by and help you commit suicide... How'd you get stuck?
  12. That was a good one. I'm still laughing.
  13. There's so many gullible people in this game, it's hilarious. Just the other day we shot someone on the roof of the hospital as he was climbing down the stairs. He ended up with broken legs at the bottom of the stairs, yelling and screaming for help in side chat (private hive). So 3 people offer to help while we keep watching the area and moving in on it slowly. Soon enough, as we get closer to the hospital to finish our kill, we see "... was killed" and him bitching about two bandits who shot him as he lay on the ground. We take potshots at the bandits and move on. I think they bled out around the hospital because when we eventually returned, we found 3 bodies by the hospital. There's also those who ask for chopper rides or car rides... we do that as well, the only difference is, we don't want a ride, we want the vehicle. So we shoot them as they approach, which is followed by "Why are you shooting me?", "Why are you shooting the chopper/ car/ etc.?" The answer by the way is because I can! What you like to do in this game is your business, what I like to do mine. I love this holier than thou "You shouldn't have done that" attitude. I can so I will. And to answer your question: A gun is worth more, much more. A companion needs food, drink, health, protection. A gun just needs love and ammo.
  14. Compare your version with the server version. They likely don't match. At least that was the issue every time I got that message.
  15. SquishyBear

    Need blood badly :(

    Eat some steakums! If you have hunting knife and matches...
  16. SquishyBear

    Better Ghillie Suits

    They're zombies, what makes you think they actually see you? (Yes I know there is a sight indicator) Also they can still hear you regardless of your camo or ghillie. I'd much rather have camo and ghillie available for female characters!!!!
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    Packing Tents

    It's gone, it happens, move on. Just be happy you weren't playing when it took 30 minutes to set up one tent, just to realize the camp spot wasn't good enough...
  18. Wow, someone has a really tough time dealing with criticism. Maybe the Internet isn't for you. May wanna consider that.
  19. When you're dreaming about shooting a helicopter with your M14 AIM that is attempting to land near the supermarket you are in. Yes I actually did dream about DayZ. When you walk your dogs and hear a choppah and you think about hiding in the tall grass of the field.
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    Bear traps

    I've gotten on an ATV with broken legs, after I tried blowing up said ATV with a satchel charge... it didn't work as planned.
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    Bear traps

    Yeah I have. I put one up, tried picking it up, it disappeared and when I walked over the spot that I had set it on, I broke my legs. I haven't found any lately but I doubt I would even pick one up if I saw one.
  22. SquishyBear

    Bear traps

    They're rare, they break legs, apparently kill animals and can be reused.
  23. SquishyBear

    Knocked out bleeding

    Your friends can bandage you, give you blood transfusions, painkillers, morphine, all while you're asleep on the ground...
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