There once was a brave lad named Matt, With a haw and a fiddeli-dee! He laid there with broken bones, A weapon clutched in his hands He said he would drop down his rifle, So the others could run for their lives He crawled out the door, he lured them all, The hoppers, two caught his sight There once was a brave lad named Matt, He had his face eaten off by two zombies, with a haw and a fiddeli-dee! Never forget!