Little Miss DayZ

If you're stuck in the house, go prone and walk backwards towards the door. If not give me a shout and I'll toss in a grenade, no bother.

Polling this now, I have no beans, nothing. And need something to tickle my tastebuds.

This, he get's me completely. Strip the flesh, salt the wounds. Although, there should be some type of "passive" bonus for bandits. Or even a negative one that will sway me away from the brutality.

Damn that's deep. I may need you in my squad, could do with a morale boost.. and a jester.

Some men just want to watch the world burn.

Throwing a suggestion out there. Positive humanity - Give's player hero skin, makes them run faster. ( That's cool, I like that). Negative humanity - Let me cook the flesh of the fallen players that I may or may not have slain.

haha flawless.

.... Damn. I hid a corpse with 2 of them in the backpack.

There's a programme that updates BattleEye, DayZ and Arma. http://www.dayzcommander.com/ Never had a problem with it, plus allows you to filter servers, add favourites, and search for friends that may be on servers.

Damn bitch, you stupid fly, lemme pull up that bumper and smack dat monkey.

My only beef with barbed wire is finding the info box to remove the blasted burden.