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a_typical_noob
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DayZ; Well that escalated quickly..
a_typical_noob replied to WilliamE552's topic in DayZ Mod Gallery
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke Stop being so sensitive. -
DayZ; Well that escalated quickly..
a_typical_noob replied to WilliamE552's topic in DayZ Mod Gallery
I'm sorry, but I have to say it. I hated this video. Here's why: 1) Too long. There's around 15 minutes of completely pointless helicopter footage that could have been easily edited out. But you're young, so I'll give you the benefit of the doubt on that one. Just try to do a little more editing next time. 2) As others have pointed out, having to listen to your friend shove god knows what into his mouth was just disturbing. Tell him to hold off on the snacks next time. 3) Misleading title. Nothing seems to happen quickly in the video. Unless you are referring to the exponential rate at which your friend can shove Ho-Ho's into his mouth. Good day. -
DayZ coming to console port?
a_typical_noob replied to protectadin's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I didn't write the article. Also, it's all just speculation at this point, which essentially means they are talking out of their asses. I'm just saying, if they do port DayZ over to consoles, they better wait for the next gen systems. Playing on the current ones would be horrendous *cough*Battlefield 3*cough*. Also, it says a four core CPU, not four CPUs. Here's a more detailed article, explaining the CPU and other (rumored) features: http://www.computera...ge=1#top_banner -
DayZ coming to console port?
a_typical_noob replied to protectadin's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
http://www.complex.com/video-games/2012/12/next-xbox-detailed-in-massive-tell-all-coming-nov-2013?r=off IF they do port it over to consoles, let's hope they wait for that baby!^^^ -
Who is loving the new update for Namalsk?
a_typical_noob replied to Sgt. Vanluven's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
My buddy picked one up in the school/office at Old Hospital last night. So, I too, can confirm that the Makarov SD is in. -
Who is loving the new update for Namalsk?
a_typical_noob replied to Sgt. Vanluven's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Had my first Bloodsucker encounter last night. Yikes! -
Seriously though...what's up with the forums?
a_typical_noob posted a topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Posted last night asking why the forums have been so screwy lately, i.e. Bad Gateway 504, duplicated posts, incredibly slow, etc. etc. Apparently, my topic was removed. Not 'yarded, but deleted. I just want an honest answer as to what is going on, and what measures are being taken to solve these issues. If someone answered my question last night, I apologize, but I was unable to read it since the topic was removed. -
Seriously though...what's up with the forums?
a_typical_noob replied to a_typical_noob's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Ah, I see. Thanks smasht! I guess this can be closed now. -
A little compilation of the last few experiences I have had on Public Servers. Hackers have taken them over completely. It's complete chaos. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjt_7oh8o1E Note: I do not hack or script, although, I'm not above playing with their toys if they choose to give them to me.
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Hetsteak Adventures Official Video Thread
a_typical_noob replied to Steak and Potatoes's topic in DayZ Mod Gallery
Hahaha! Ancient Dragon Language and Metal go so incredibly well together. Funny. As. Hell. -
dayz standalone news for christmas
a_typical_noob replied to dgeesio's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Derpy, how dare you cross out a sweet baby's Christmas wish! -
dayz standalone news for christmas
a_typical_noob replied to dgeesio's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Dear Santa, I've been very good this year. All I want for Christmas is world peace, equality for all mankind, and the end of hunger and poverty world wide. ...and the DayZ Standalone. ...and an awesome Van Halen T-shirt. -
Because they are scripting gaylords, abusing their admin powers.
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Because they are scripting gaylords, abusing their admin powers.
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Why the fuck does every post I make get duplicated? Fix this shit.
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Lol, is this for real? Just take some more Ritalin and play the game as it was intended.
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dayz standalone news for christmas
a_typical_noob replied to dgeesio's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
God damn double post. Bah humbug! -
dayz standalone news for christmas
a_typical_noob replied to dgeesio's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Very excited for the SA. Still thoroughly enjoying the mod. It could come out tomorrow, or next year. Either way, I'm extremely satisfied. -
Does this zombie fella bear resemblance to someone many of us know?
a_typical_noob replied to a topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
If it had longer hair, I'd say Keanu Reeves. But with that short hair, he looks more like the walking corpse of Tom Cruise. Do I win the prize? -
I was thrilled when I got home last night and saw Taviana was finally on DayZCommander. This map is incredible! Here's a collection of last nights adventures, there's teamwork, backstabbing, murdering, and a whole lot of exploring... ***EDIT*** I went back and re-edited the video. It was pretty boring with just the music. That's the last time I do any editing at 2am...maybe.
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Thanks a lot Stan! I always appreciate feedback, good or bad.
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Episode 3: Conquering the volcano in our URAL-
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Who is loving the new update for Namalsk?
a_typical_noob replied to Sgt. Vanluven's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Mods, please remove. Double post. Thanks. -
Who is loving the new update for Namalsk?
a_typical_noob replied to Sgt. Vanluven's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I'm going to have to try this out today. Sounds awesome. Also, new weapons? Nice. -
This is going to be AMAZING! I'm extremely excited and will be purchasing this on day one, no matter the cost. Thanks to Rocket, the development team, and the forumZ team for making this mod, the standalone, and this wonderful community possible! Way to go guys!
