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a_typical_noob
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I'm going to ACE that background check. I'm cleaner than a soap factory.
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Am I going to be the flower girl?
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Proof that Standalone will be delayed till 2013?
a_typical_noob replied to TheThinkTanker's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
There's nothing to discuss. You have the mod, not to mention the thousands of other games available right now. Enjoy those and be patient. Great things take time. And unless your tears happen to be amazing programmers, they aren't going to speed up the process. -
Proof that Standalone will be delayed till 2013?
a_typical_noob replied to TheThinkTanker's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Some of these posts give me a mental image of a little kid crying, stomping his feet and throwing a tantrum in the toy isle at Wal-mart. Pretty hilarious. -
Two questions: Will there be an open bar? And Do you need a flower girl? I can walk the isle dropping tin cans and whiskey bottles. I also have the perfect dress.
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Will my PC be able to run DayZ?
a_typical_noob replied to Austringer (DayZ)'s topic in New Player Discussion
You might be able to run it, but it's not going to be pretty. -
Proof that Standalone will be delayed till 2013?
a_typical_noob replied to TheThinkTanker's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Lol, awesome! -
And a Merry Z-mas to you as well!
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We need some assholes on US46
a_typical_noob replied to fathairybeast's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
No rush, I've got Maiden blasting and a fresh brew to my left. Celebrating my x-mas eve in style. -
We need some assholes on US46
a_typical_noob replied to fathairybeast's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Thanks, all set. Just hanging out in TS waiting to be whitelisted. -
We need some assholes on US46
a_typical_noob replied to fathairybeast's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Thanks kind sir! -
My first encounter with the dreaded Bloodsucker(s). Enjoy!
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Bump
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Just a random fight for the Hospital in Cherno. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnNuIWilFa0
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Proof that Standalone will be delayed till 2013?
a_typical_noob replied to TheThinkTanker's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Proof that the standalone is going to be awesome, no matter when it comes out: -
We need some assholes on US46
a_typical_noob replied to fathairybeast's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Not sure why, but after creating an account at balotabuddies.com, I cannot log in. It's telling me that I'm putting the wrong username or password in. So either I'm fucked up (I am), or something has gone wrong. I'm nervous... -
We need some assholes on US46
a_typical_noob replied to fathairybeast's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Sweet! I'll join tonight! It'll probably be late, but I'll be there wearing nothing but a bow tie. -
We need some assholes on US46
a_typical_noob replied to fathairybeast's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
What if I want to join just to show off my asshole, not be one? Is that acceptable? -
DayZ Namalsk Update Bloodsucker [#2]
a_typical_noob replied to rennan9865's topic in DayZ Mod Gallery
Are you a bot? Strange posting format. -
An impossible betrayal? Not a whine
a_typical_noob replied to thelonewarrior's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Pretty sure you don't have to drop your pistol. I thought you just used the 'F' key to cycle between them? -
Strange sight in Tikhaya Bay
a_typical_noob replied to -Gews-'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjt_7oh8o1E -
An impossible betrayal? Not a whine
a_typical_noob replied to thelonewarrior's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Does it still show a pistol in your hand when you are holding your flashlight? Or can you un-equip the pistol while holding the flashlight, then put the flashlight back on your tool belt and then re-equip the pistol, via the mouse scroll? I'm just wondering because, why the hell would anyone hack in a Makarov? -
Helicopter Plus Three Back Flips Equals Disaster ?
a_typical_noob replied to brentp (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod Gallery
Lol, awesome. -
DayZ; Well that escalated quickly..
a_typical_noob replied to WilliamE552's topic in DayZ Mod Gallery
Don't take it personally man. I was just letting you know why I didn't enjoy the video. It wasn't meant to be a personal attack on you and I apologize if you perceived it as such. You don't have to explain anything to me, it's your video. Some people will like it, others will not. That's just the way it goes. No hard feelings, I hope. -
DayZ; Well that escalated quickly..
a_typical_noob replied to WilliamE552's topic in DayZ Mod Gallery
Well, I edited it anyway, just for you....and anyone else who wants to get all P.C. on me. :)
