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a_typical_noob

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  1. a_typical_noob

    We need some assholes on US46

    Part Two: Combat logging zombies, angry youngsters and a crazed sniper in Berezino.
  2. a_typical_noob

    We need some assholes on US46

    Lol! Saving and uploading that right now. Should be up in about an hour or so. I'll post it here when it's done.
  3. a_typical_noob

    Balota Buddies- The Butterfly Effect featuring John Rambo

    Lol, thanks! I wouldn't shoot ya on sight or anything, I've been trying to at least give people a chance before opening up on them. Especially if I recognize the name from my favorite forumz! Thanks for watching!
  4. a_typical_noob

    We need some assholes on US46

    Shit, I thought you would have snatched it up. I'm logging in as we speak to check...fingers crossed!
  5. a_typical_noob

    Balota Buddies- The Butterfly Effect featuring John Rambo

    Lol, you're too sweet. Thanks a lot man. Yeah, I've got about 8 hours of footage that I'm trying to edit so it may be a little while. Part two should be up in a couple of hours, hopefully.
  6. a_typical_noob

    Balota Buddies- The Butterfly Effect featuring John Rambo

    Lol, I was so close to throwing it too. To be honest I probably would have screwed that up big time and thrown it way too far or way too close. Thanks for watching!
  7. a_typical_noob

    We need some assholes on US46

    Barker, ChAos, and some other fellow. We'll probably have to watch out for LGB too, after we kicked 'em out of our TS channel last night, lol.
  8. a_typical_noob

    We need some assholes on US46

    Here's the first video:
  9. a_typical_noob

    We need some assholes on US46

    Uploading the first video now. It's just the initial contact Mr Nasty and I got into at the beginning of the evening. Those three kills that started it all, buwahahaha! I'll post here when it's done.
  10. a_typical_noob

    We need some assholes on US46

    I've got four separate files, totaling around 26 gigs. Lol. I've got my work cut out for me today, that's for sure.
  11. a_typical_noob

    We need some assholes on US46

    Best part of all that is I was recording the whole time. Hell, I recorded the whole night. I'll start editing now and I'll upload and post as soon as I'm done. Are we going to get our other two cars back tonight? Hopefully Steak still has mine, I had to log out last night as it was 5:30 in the a.m. my time. Good playing with all of you guys, we MUST continue these adventures!
  12. a_typical_noob

    Sniper. 900 metres, moving target

    It takes so much skill to sit outside of Cherno/Elektro with a sniper rifle. You're super good at this game.
  13. a_typical_noob

    First Night in US46 (Video)

    A short clip of events from my first night on the Balota Buddies US46 server. Made some friends, got ran over, killed some zeds, found a crash site. Fun times! Get Whitelisted. It's good times and good people over there.
  14. a_typical_noob

    First Night in US46 (Video)

    Animals As Leaders- Behaving Badly Yeah, I've been going back and forth between them and Creedence Clearwater Revival all night, lol.
  15. a_typical_noob

    DAYZ Pro Tips

    A scarf is completely acceptable, especially this time of year. Scarfs in the Winter, bow-ties in the Fall, umbrella hats in Spring and beach bonnets in the Summer time!
  16. a_typical_noob

    So i decided to take the plunge

    Skat3rat and Amber are correct. You won't be banned for no reason. Have fun and welcome to the wonderful world of DayZ!
  17. a_typical_noob

    DAYZ Pro Tips

    Pro Tip #1: ALWAYS play naked. That is all.
  18. a_typical_noob

    Need a team of people for dayz :)!

    You'll have better luck here: http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/forum/69-clan-group-recruitment/
  19. The only major change is that you're a traitor. Stop being lazy and read the patch notes. I'm not your lapdog.
  20. a_typical_noob

    DayZ coming to console port?

    That's a little dramatic, don't ya think?
  21. a_typical_noob

    How to get the bandit skin

    Good job?
  22. I resent this topic!
  23. a_typical_noob

    DAY Z MARRIAGE Q&A

    That answer confuses and scares me. Next question: Will there be Mountain Dew, or should I bring my own?
  24. a_typical_noob

    DAY Z MARRIAGE Q&A

    Another question, how can you be sure that people aren't sneaking nades and satchels in their main inventory? I'd hate to get blood all over my dress.
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