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Everything posted by a_typical_noob
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We need some assholes on US46
a_typical_noob replied to fathairybeast's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Part Two: Combat logging zombies, angry youngsters and a crazed sniper in Berezino. -
We need some assholes on US46
a_typical_noob replied to fathairybeast's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Lol! Saving and uploading that right now. Should be up in about an hour or so. I'll post it here when it's done. -
Balota Buddies- The Butterfly Effect featuring John Rambo
a_typical_noob replied to a_typical_noob's topic in DayZ Mod Gallery
Lol, thanks! I wouldn't shoot ya on sight or anything, I've been trying to at least give people a chance before opening up on them. Especially if I recognize the name from my favorite forumz! Thanks for watching! -
We need some assholes on US46
a_typical_noob replied to fathairybeast's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Shit, I thought you would have snatched it up. I'm logging in as we speak to check...fingers crossed! -
Balota Buddies- The Butterfly Effect featuring John Rambo
a_typical_noob replied to a_typical_noob's topic in DayZ Mod Gallery
Lol, you're too sweet. Thanks a lot man. Yeah, I've got about 8 hours of footage that I'm trying to edit so it may be a little while. Part two should be up in a couple of hours, hopefully. -
Balota Buddies- The Butterfly Effect featuring John Rambo
a_typical_noob replied to a_typical_noob's topic in DayZ Mod Gallery
Lol, I was so close to throwing it too. To be honest I probably would have screwed that up big time and thrown it way too far or way too close. Thanks for watching! -
We need some assholes on US46
a_typical_noob replied to fathairybeast's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Barker, ChAos, and some other fellow. We'll probably have to watch out for LGB too, after we kicked 'em out of our TS channel last night, lol. -
We need some assholes on US46
a_typical_noob replied to fathairybeast's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Here's the first video: -
We need some assholes on US46
a_typical_noob replied to fathairybeast's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Uploading the first video now. It's just the initial contact Mr Nasty and I got into at the beginning of the evening. Those three kills that started it all, buwahahaha! I'll post here when it's done. -
We need some assholes on US46
a_typical_noob replied to fathairybeast's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I've got four separate files, totaling around 26 gigs. Lol. I've got my work cut out for me today, that's for sure. -
We need some assholes on US46
a_typical_noob replied to fathairybeast's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Best part of all that is I was recording the whole time. Hell, I recorded the whole night. I'll start editing now and I'll upload and post as soon as I'm done. Are we going to get our other two cars back tonight? Hopefully Steak still has mine, I had to log out last night as it was 5:30 in the a.m. my time. Good playing with all of you guys, we MUST continue these adventures! -
It takes so much skill to sit outside of Cherno/Elektro with a sniper rifle. You're super good at this game.
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A short clip of events from my first night on the Balota Buddies US46 server. Made some friends, got ran over, killed some zeds, found a crash site. Fun times! Get Whitelisted. It's good times and good people over there.
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Animals As Leaders- Behaving Badly Yeah, I've been going back and forth between them and Creedence Clearwater Revival all night, lol.
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A scarf is completely acceptable, especially this time of year. Scarfs in the Winter, bow-ties in the Fall, umbrella hats in Spring and beach bonnets in the Summer time!
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So i decided to take the plunge
a_typical_noob replied to Paleocon's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Skat3rat and Amber are correct. You won't be banned for no reason. Have fun and welcome to the wonderful world of DayZ! -
Pro Tip #1: ALWAYS play naked. That is all.
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Need a team of people for dayz :)!
a_typical_noob replied to markey14's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
You'll have better luck here: http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/forum/69-clan-group-recruitment/ -
Wasted my money on WarZ (Alpha? Beta? Foundation? Whatever...) So I'm coming back to DayZ
a_typical_noob replied to DTsoy's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
It was a joke... Way to be a dick though. -
Wasted my money on WarZ (Alpha? Beta? Foundation? Whatever...) So I'm coming back to DayZ
a_typical_noob replied to DTsoy's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
The only major change is that you're a traitor. Stop being lazy and read the patch notes. I'm not your lapdog. -
DayZ coming to console port?
a_typical_noob replied to protectadin's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
That's a little dramatic, don't ya think? -
How to get the bandit skin
a_typical_noob replied to charlespennywhacker's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Good job? -
Need help killing noobs? HIT-SQUAD FOR HIRE
a_typical_noob replied to Shitowl's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I resent this topic! -
That answer confuses and scares me. Next question: Will there be Mountain Dew, or should I bring my own?
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Another question, how can you be sure that people aren't sneaking nades and satchels in their main inventory? I'd hate to get blood all over my dress.