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a_typical_noob

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Everything posted by a_typical_noob

  1. a_typical_noob

    The Notorious Can Incident

    This communities overreaction to such a minute detail in the game is not only disappointing but out right embarrassing as well.
  2. a_typical_noob

    Join Balota Buddies Today!

    Because Balota Buddies, that's why.
  3. a_typical_noob

    Balota Buddies- NEAF Chopper Attack!

    Negative. This was last night.
  4. a_typical_noob

    4th Special Forces Group [4SFG] - DayZ Division

    These guys put up a great fight. They are as well organized as they are numerous on the server I play on (US46- Balota Buddies). We've had some great action with USS so far and I hope the fun continues! Join USS. Join US46 Whitelisted server. You will not be disappointed.
  5. a_typical_noob

    Have I gone too far?

    He's not hacking guys, he's harnessing the raw power from his Moderator status! Everywhere he goes, zombies fall at his feet and beans rain from the sky!
  6. a_typical_noob

    Ghostbusters US46!

    BUSTIN' MAKES US FEEL GOOD!
  7. a_typical_noob

    Balota Buddies- Zabn's Happy Ending

    Ending a Balota Buddies Special Event in true Balota Buddies fashion! It's 1080 as well, so PUMP IT UP!
  8. a_typical_noob

    Hatchet vs Helicopter

    Haha, what the hell? That was amazing!
  9. a_typical_noob

    Balota Buddies- Zabn's Happy Ending

    Copy that Derpy.
  10. a_typical_noob

    Balota Buddies- Zabn's Happy Ending

    Come back when you can form a coherent sentence and I might respond to that.
  11. a_typical_noob

    Balota Buddies- Zabn's Happy Ending

    Lol, yeah I was doing a little bit of editing last night. It's going to take me a while though. I've got just over 4 hours of footage and I'd like to edit that down to about ten minutes, which is doable, but it takes a little fines.
  12. a_typical_noob

    Balota Buddies- Zabn's Happy Ending

    Better than sounding like a bigot.
  13. a_typical_noob

    Chopper Dogfight!

    Please don't chase or shoot at my helicopter. You just might end up losing yours.
  14. a_typical_noob

    A new DayZ

    Also, I voted "No" and then voted "I voted yes"... I've probably created some sort of paradigm shift or ripped a hole in the fabric of space and time. I'm sorry and I am not sorry.
  15. a_typical_noob

    A new DayZ

    I would only like the Dinosaurs idea if they did it exactly like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1wYVMuDsuk
  16. a_typical_noob

    A new DayZ

    Whoa whoa whoa....let's all be cool man.
  17. a_typical_noob

    Chopper Dogfight!

    Bump
  18. a_typical_noob

    Chopper Dogfight!

    Lol, yeah. Last night was pretty crazy on our beloved US46!
  19. a_typical_noob

    Balota Buddies- Zabn's Happy Ending

    BOOM!
  20. Enjoying the 2017 mod on Balota Buddies US46, Ghostbusters style!
  21. a_typical_noob

    DayZ 2017- Balota Buddies: Ghostbuster Files (#1)

    RESURRECTION!!!
  22. Whitelisting and TS for me. Whitelisting becausr, well...it just makes a much more secure environment and TS because it creates a community of sorts. Without TS I might have never met these cool cats I play with!
  23. a_typical_noob

    The Explosive Camp Raid

    This is like trying to explain Quantum Mechanics to a mentally challenged baby gorilla. I'm not saying you cheated. I'm saying you screwed (or cheated) yourself out of your own vehicles because you hid them so badly.
  24. a_typical_noob

    The Explosive Camp Raid

    No one in the world is this fucking stupid. I call shenanigans!
  25. a_typical_noob

    The Explosive Camp Raid

    Someone get this guy some Preperation H! The only person who cheated you was you, when you "hid" your choppers in an open field. Just take your ball and go home.
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