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a_typical_noob

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  1. a_typical_noob

    Windowed Mode

    So, it's exactly what I said it was? Sweet!
  2. a_typical_noob

    Windowed Mode

    So you want a window that is full screen, but you don't want it to be full screen? Like a windowed, anti-full screen, full screen window? Am I getting this correct?
  3. a_typical_noob

    worst mechanic..

    I couldn't agree more. Well said!
  4. a_typical_noob

    DayZ Unplayable

    And there can be another robot that was sent back to kill John Connor. But instead of being a mechanical bot, he will be some kind of liquid metal substance. Just like Alex Mac or those awesome Capri Sun commercials!
  5. a_typical_noob

    DayZ Unplayable

    That would make an awesome movie! Especially if John Connor rode around on a dirt bike with Budnick from Salute Your Shorts!
  6. a_typical_noob

    DayZ Unplayable

    I think this is going to be one of those turning points in your life where you look back one day and say, "That's the day I started living! That's the day I REALLY started living!". And then you recede into a dark room and play video games like the crazed cyborg you have become. You're welcome! Also, BEANZ!
  7. a_typical_noob

    DayZ Unplayable

    Do you think it would be cheating if a team of surgeons and scientists were able to attach very fast, self sustaining, intelligent cyber arms onto your nubs? Seriously, you would probably be pretty awesome at not only Dayz, but pretty much all games. Is that considered hax? I can't find any anti-cyborg rules in the ToS. I think you should do it. DO IT!!!
  8. a_typical_noob

    DayZ is a much better game with side chat enabled.

    Anybody care to recommend any good US servers with side chat enabled?
  9. a_typical_noob

    DayZ Unplayable

    These fabricated tales are entertaining, indeed.
  10. a_typical_noob

    Major performance issues while using Fraps.

    Thanks for the responses everyone! So the general consensus seems to be, ditch Fraps, get Dxtory, and get a secondary HDD. So that's what I'll be doing. I'll probably just get a 1TB external HDD. Hopefully that'll do the trick! Thanks again everyone.
  11. a_typical_noob

    worst mechanic..

    First world problems.
  12. a_typical_noob

    How do you control your DayZ Rage?

    Too early for a beer?!?! What is this blasphemy? On topic, pretty much the same thing. Walk, beer, smoke, more beer.
  13. Hey guys, I've been playing DayZ for about a month now, all of which I've played solo. I enjoy the lone wolf play style, but I'd like to experience the benefit of playing with a group as well (i.e. getting some vehicles together, making an encampment, raiding towns, going on medical rescue missions). I live in the Eastern US and play at night throughout the week and randomly during the weekend. I'm 27 and looking for adults to play with, under 18 need not apply. I use Skype but am not above using TS, Vent, or Mumble. Post here or send me a PM if you're interested. Thanks.
  14. a_typical_noob

    Starting a scavenging group.

    *shameless bump*
  15. a_typical_noob

    Remote control hackers?

    YESSSS!!! You sir, have my beans.
  16. Sounds fun. I'd love to help, as long as you're not filming when I'm at work or in bed.
  17. a_typical_noob

    What type of playstyle do you prefer?

    All I need is a hatchet and a crowbar. I prefer my kills to be personal.
  18. a_typical_noob

    Alright, DayZ forums...

    Get a Ghillie Suit and an AS50, then go camp on the beaches and snipe freshly spawned, unarmed survivors. That's the stupidest thing you could do, for sure.
  19. a_typical_noob

    Remote control hackers?

    For some reason, I read the title as "Remote controlled snacker" and expected to see a YouTube video of robots eating various snack foods. I am disappoint.
  20. a_typical_noob

    Worst Heli squad of all time

    You're bleeding!!!! Ahhhhh!
  21. a_typical_noob

    Few day Z guys looking for a few more to play with

    May I ask which timezone you guys are in? I'm in EST and I usually play at night during the week and random hours throughout the weekend. I've been looking for a good scavenging group, I also use Skype.
  22. Seems I was on a bit of a lucky streak tonight. In one, 4 hour play session I looted the following: DMR + 5 full mags G17 + 3 full mags Ghillie Suit Coyote Backpack Lots of food/beverages Lots of medical supplies Now if I could only get a pair of NVGs and a vehicle. I feel like I will be ready to go on some serious rescue/medic missions.
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