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a_typical_noob

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  1. a_typical_noob

    Your Best DayZ Jokes?

    The same as the amount of bullets it took to kill the survivor you looted them from?
  2. a_typical_noob

    Ok, so I destroyed Elektro's church....

    Funny how you can bring a church down with smoke and we can't even bring down a fire station with more than a few satchel charges. http://www.youtube.com/watch?nomobile=1&v=LWjXS2rH_2Y
  3. a_typical_noob

    The Irish Marketplace

    I think your Satchel Charges might be duds... Proof: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWjXS2rH_2Y&feature=plcp
  4. a_typical_noob

    Your Best DayZ Jokes?

    Character setup complete *LAG LAG LAG LAG LAG* "Fuck!"
  5. a_typical_noob

    PCGN's US 1872 Presents: Sin - The Merchant

    I've had two duplicated posts today. Both times I only hit "Post" ONCE and still came out doubled. Something is fucky with the forums today.
  6. a_typical_noob

    PCGN's US 1872 Presents: Sin - The Merchant

    It's not your browser, it's the forums.
  7. a_typical_noob

    Is there a Home ?

    Seriously, fix this.
  8. a_typical_noob

    Is there a Home ?

    Home is what you make it, brah.
  9. a_typical_noob

    What clothing do you prefer?

    Actually, I don't.
  10. a_typical_noob

    What clothing do you prefer?

    Can we please fix the double posting issue?
  11. a_typical_noob

    What clothing do you prefer?

    Ghillie all day. It's saved me a couple of times. I've had a group of 4 run right by me just because I saw them first and dove into a bush.
  12. a_typical_noob

    Died while in a vehicle.

    Don't ALT + TAB while in a vehicle anymore?
  13. a_typical_noob

    Town on fire???

    Double post...
  14. a_typical_noob

    Town on fire???

    I think, in the case of my video, it was the work of a hacker. The standing corpses, creepy wandering livestock, and the hacked in weapons crate (visible at around 0:20) are all clues that I had wandered into some sort of perverse hackers nest.
  15. a_typical_noob

    A short and satisfying revenge story...

    Great read! Truly bean worthy!
  16. a_typical_noob

    DayZ T-shirts?

    http://www.uberprints.com/ Make your own, brah!
  17. Thought I'd make a video of me doing a little looting at night. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPCiCkONfJ4&feature=youtu.be
  18. a_typical_noob

    Town on fire???

    I spawned into this today:
  19. So I spawned into a random server today and found myself standing in some sort of hackers nest. It was terrifying. I need to go take a shower now, I feel dirty.
  20. a_typical_noob

    Elektro is Burning!!! (Video)

    Bump
  21. I give you a short video I recorded this evening, of a beautiful rainbow at the NW Airfield! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNL5qVR6V_E&feature=plcp
  22. a_typical_noob

    For my 100th post on the DayZ Forums...

    It was only complemented by the mass of zombies beneath it.
  23. a_typical_noob

    Your Best DayZ Jokes?

    What's the difference between a hacker and a turd? Turds don't have neck beards or live in their mom's basement.
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