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a_typical_noob
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Hatchet battle between two hostages.
a_typical_noob replied to a_typical_noob's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Lol, fucking Ebert & Roper over here. Try climbing out of your own ass for a change. I'm not Micheal Bay, gimmie a break, guy. -
Hatchet battle between two hostages.
a_typical_noob replied to a_typical_noob's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Useful tip! Thanks man! I will definitely be posting that one. -
Hatchet battle between two hostages.
a_typical_noob replied to a_typical_noob's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Yeah, hostage A was just too brutal to be stopped. He actually ended up being a pretty cool guy. We let him live, as promised. -
humanity reset???
a_typical_noob replied to [email protected]'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Good luck, man! -
humanity reset???
a_typical_noob replied to [email protected]'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Mine always resets to zero, then it flip-flops me between bandit and survivor skin. Over and over again. -
What do you tell a female survivor that has two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice!
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What's a good way to make players not shoot?
a_typical_noob replied to Imafighter's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
This might clear things up for you: http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke -
What's a good way to make players not shoot?
a_typical_noob replied to Imafighter's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Able bodied? Is she going to be plowing your fields? Or are you going to be plowing hers? -
What's a good way to make players not shoot?
a_typical_noob replied to Imafighter's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Run away, screaming like a little girl over direct chat. They will just think you're crazy, laugh, and continue about their business. In the meantime, you should be out of view, flanking them. Get behind them, but be slow, patient, and methodical. Sooner or later, they'll let their guard down. This is when you move in. Pull out your hatchet and charge in behind them. Swing that hatchet like a gang member in a prison riot. Now you should be bathing in their innocent Bambi blood....I mean...helping them. -
How many well armed bandits does it take to raid the NW Airfield? Not sure. They're all sniping unarmed noobs in Elektro.
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This is how you take a hostage...(video)
a_typical_noob replied to a_typical_noob's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
1. Yep, anyone with a vehicle is a hacker. 2. Camo clothing and military grade weapons can be pretty hard to find if you're bad at this game. We probably don't have a camp full of stuff either...or is that hacking too? 3. Even if it is, I don't control or monitor what my buddies pick up. I find hacked in weapons all the time, I just chose not to use them. Everyone is different. Conclusion: Get a Game Genie and have sweet H@x like me. -
And then you get Mercury poisoning. And Tetanus. And die. And if you're Buddhist and believe in reincarnation, you get a real life re-spawn and probably end up coming back as a sardine. It's a vicious and disturbing cycle.
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Dear Rocket & Staff: Thank-You
a_typical_noob replied to Daffy_Duck01's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Awesome post. Awesome game. Many thanks to anyone involved with either. -
Did I just kill a hacker or a legit player?
a_typical_noob replied to DanTheBadMan's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
DayZ: Where EVERYONE is a hacker. (Especially if they kill you, have a good weapon, see you running in the open, talk to you, or have a vehicle). -
This is how you take a hostage...(video)
a_typical_noob replied to a_typical_noob's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
You're right. Only hackers can see people running out in the open, in broad daylight, and then estimate distances... -
I love these mods. :)
a_typical_noob replied to Powerful (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
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Are you going to buy the standalone version of "Extended Beach NapZ"?
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This is how you take a hostage...(video)
a_typical_noob replied to a_typical_noob's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Valud points. We were a bit unorganized on this one, for sure. I've got another one that I just didn't have time to upload last night. It's much more organized and we actually held the guy hostage for about 30 mins (before I had to shoot him for trying to run, after I dared him to). Plus, I don't think anyone says "brah" in that one, lol. -
This is how you take a hostage...(video)
a_typical_noob replied to a_typical_noob's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Yeah, you got me. I busted out my Game Genie and got all the cheat codes for DayZ. Nobody was teleporting, that was a joke. Either that or we're all 1337 H@x0rs! Guess you'll never know. -
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That sounds about right. Sardines are only worth one lick anyway. Nasty ass little sea creatures.
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GB size of DZ Standalone ? Best guess anyone ?
a_typical_noob replied to malau (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Please fix this shit.... -
GB size of DZ Standalone ? Best guess anyone ?
a_typical_noob replied to malau (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Strawberry...wait...what was the question again? -
But...I DO lick them...and this forum is FUCKING LAGGY AS SHIT!!1!!!1!!!oneone
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But...I DO lick them...
