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a_typical_noob
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Makarov VS Demon Cow
a_typical_noob replied to a_typical_noob's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Lol, true. -
Makarov VS Demon Cow
a_typical_noob replied to a_typical_noob's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Whatever language this is, I do not speak it. -
Makarov VS Demon Cow
a_typical_noob replied to a_typical_noob's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Yeah, I'll be reaching for my primary next time. The fewer shots I have to squeeze out, the better. Especially when I'm standing just outside of Cherno on a relatively populated server like I was in the video. I don't need a gang of bandits after my meat....giggity. -
You Break The Mirror that Reminds You of Your Ugliness
a_typical_noob replied to big_t's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
You should re-title this thread: "A Scripter Made My Ass Bleed" -
Makarov VS Demon Cow
a_typical_noob replied to a_typical_noob's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Yeah, it's been a little choppy for me the last few days. Not sure why. -
What Does DayZ Mean To You? (PvP or Survival)
a_typical_noob replied to An_Atomic_Penguin's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
To me, it's about both. That's why DayZ is honestly one of the best "games" I've ever played. It truly stands out amongst a backdrop of all the regurgitated shit that makes up modern gaming. Rocket and Co. have really produced something original and have really raised the bar for future games and gamers. -
Yeah, why not? It's better than nothing, right?
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Barry the Bandit is unable to comment, as he is hogtied in the bed of my off road truck. If you ever wish to speak to your friend again, meet me at the NW Airfield at midnight (GMT -8). Bring 20 cans of beans and 5 Mountain Dews. No police. No guns. COME ALONE.
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I can help you. It will be about 4 hours though, as I'm still at work.
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Idea for Standalone - Ingame Object Loot Stations
a_typical_noob replied to Oakatsura's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Meh. I prefer the ability to quickly scan a room and it's loot piles to see if there is anything of use. Especially when I'm looting in a major town/city. I'd rather not spend hours looking in every drawer, pantry, refrigerator, oven, nook, and cranny. This is DayZ, not Finders Keepers. EDIT: Not saying your idea is bad, though. It would be kind of cool if there were just a few, not many, but a few, random pieces of furniture to search through. Maybe one or two per enterable building. -
LOL!
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New Hacker Griefing Technique
a_typical_noob replied to Muncywolverine's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Immersion? In a server with Global Chat enabled? Interesting. -
Forget the hacker, this man needs help finding his enter key!!!
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I'll show you my log....
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This is how you take a hostage...(video)
a_typical_noob replied to a_typical_noob's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
You take yourself pretty seriously, don't you? Are you sure it's me who's being the cunt? -
Hello, I am a Nigerian prince with many fortunes. However, due to some slight financial issues, my wealth has been tied up in several accounts. All I need is a mere $500 USD to retrieve my ritches. Once I have my fortune back, I will send you $10,000 USD. Please help.
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Picked these two up, drove them to the docks, gave them hatchets and told them the winner would walk away with a little gear and their life. Wish I would have recorded the whole situation, but at least I got the hatchet fight. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Yey9IZB4tU&feature=youtu.be
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Hatchet battle between two hostages.
a_typical_noob replied to a_typical_noob's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
What's your in-game name? -
This is how you take a hostage...(video)
a_typical_noob replied to a_typical_noob's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Lol, prove it. Either way, I'm on this forum and not only do I know me, I also respect me. -
This is how you take a hostage...(video)
a_typical_noob replied to a_typical_noob's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Did you even read my previous response towards you? -
This is how you take a hostage...(video)
a_typical_noob replied to a_typical_noob's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
MK Mod is rare but not "cheated". -
what are your favorite/best tactics for banditry
a_typical_noob replied to TntIsCool's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I posted this in another thread today, it is my favorite act of banditry to perform: I like to wander the coastline in search of fresh spawns. When I find one, I tell them I'm friendly and that I have some useful gear for them. Then I shoot them in the legs, bandage them so they don't bleed out, tell them to have a nice crawl, and play the trololol song into my mic as I stroll away, completely satisfied. -
I'm fairly certain that it has something to do with the Bermuda Triangle.
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Do you play alone occasionally?
a_typical_noob replied to Anyx7's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
When I play alone, I like to wander the coastline in search of fresh spawns. When I find one, I tell them I'm friendly and that I have some useful gear for them. Then I shoot them in the legs, bandage them so they don't bleed out, tell them to have a nice crawl, and play the trololol song into my mic as I stroll away, completely satisfied. True story. -
Hatchet battle between two hostages.
a_typical_noob replied to a_typical_noob's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Lol, I'm right there with you! I'm gonna go out fighting.
