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a_typical_noob
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A Brief Elektro Killing Spree
a_typical_noob replied to VladimirNerrack's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
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A Brief Elektro Killing Spree
a_typical_noob replied to VladimirNerrack's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Good read. Would absorb with my eyeballs again! -
Damn double posting...
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I like the "RhinoCRUNCH" intro. Makes me chuckle every time.
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So there I was, minding my own business, looking for something to kill in Cherno when I was suddenly teleported into the ocean. For some reason this guy didn't kill me. I suppose he just felt like trolling people. Needless to say, I didn't want to stick around to find out! Yeah, I know, I'm a vagina. What can I say? I love my stuff. Anyway, here's what went down: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95tkHxhCc9o&feature=plcp At the very end of the video you can most definitely see someone flying around, standing straight up. I'm guessing that's also a scripter.
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I have a feeling that would have happened eventually, had I not aborted.
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I just couldn't believe this guy was there with a damn boat. I've been ported into the ocean a few times. NEVER have I been saved by, what I think was, the scripter himself. I'm also glad he didn't murder me afterwards.
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Lol, because I'm not a scripter and those "friends" were people I had met that night. I haven't played with them since.
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CZ + roughly 50 rounds AK-74 Kobra + 150 rounds PDW + roughly 150 rounds GPS Meat And a few other goodies in my ALICE. That's too much to lose over nothing. I wouldn't mind losing it if someone bested me in a gunfight and would be putting all those goodies to use. I just didn't want it all to go to waste.
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Does stuff carry over updates?
a_typical_noob replied to alec167's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
You'll be fine. -
can anyone spare some wepons
a_typical_noob replied to bobsickle123's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I can spare a rifle. Meet me on top of the fire station in Cherno. -
Almost looks like you got stabbed in the face or something. You sure your friend isn't a twisted corpse mutilator?
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Yep, you heard right. I found my first GPS that was an actual loot spawn, and not one that I recovered off of a survivors body. Found it in the military tents outside of the northern hospital in Cherno. I was pretty excited. Especially because I had been wandering around for a while now without a damn map. The Halloween Gods are smiling upon me tonight! I also recorded it for sentimental purposes. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wF_ilniZSy0
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Found my first GPS today!
a_typical_noob replied to a_typical_noob's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Whoops...sorry! X 2 -
Found my first GPS today!
a_typical_noob replied to a_typical_noob's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
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Found my first GPS today!
a_typical_noob replied to a_typical_noob's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Lol, yeah, I've only found ONE helicopter crash site in my two months of playing and that was on my very first life. I was so fresh off the beach that I had no clue how to loot it. I just looked on the ground around it, didn't see anything, and moved on. /facepalm. -
This is how you take a hostage...(video)
a_typical_noob posted a topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
We scared the shit out of this guy... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhQCp3Pl1LI&feature=youtu.be -
This is how you take a hostage...(video)
a_typical_noob replied to a_typical_noob's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Lol, well I guess I'm a cunt then. You guys totally bodybagged(?) me. -
Found my first GPS today!
a_typical_noob replied to a_typical_noob's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Yeah, I was (and still am) pretty pumped. Nothing beats the rush you feel when you find something rare. Especially when you really need it! Now I'm going to retreat to the north, make a campsite, crawl into a tent and cradle my precious GPS whilst rocking back and forth and whispering to myself. -
Found my first GPS today!
a_typical_noob replied to a_typical_noob's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
You can have some of mine! -
Age: 27 Location: ATL, GA USA I play at night throughout the week and randomly throughout the weekend. I've played for about 2 months. I can use Skype, Vent, or TS. Doesn't matter.
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Sounds fun. Skype- A_Typical_Noob
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So I came across this cow today and was pretty excited due to the fact that I had some extra space and I always prefer a few extra cuts of meat in my bag (no homo). Long story short, cows are not as easy to kill as you would think. A point blank shot from my Makarov to the face barely frightened it. So...I recorded it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEuEA-24X5U EDIT: Yes, I know I'm a shitty shot with a pistol.
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Makarov VS Demon Cow
a_typical_noob replied to a_typical_noob's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
*Meat bump* -
Makarov VS Demon Cow
a_typical_noob replied to a_typical_noob's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Lol! Beans for enjoying a good hunk of meat in a non-homosexual fashion.
