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a_typical_noob

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  1. a_typical_noob

    My First Day in Namalsk!

    My experience during my first spawn on Namalsk. Edited down a bit for time (I know, it's still long). Loving this map so far! Please like/subscribe if you enjoyed! Thanks for watching!
  2. a_typical_noob

    My First Day in Namalsk!

    Lol, true.
  3. a_typical_noob

    Very Strange Glitch in Namalsk

    Lol, if this glitch ever happens to me again, I will be doing that!
  4. a_typical_noob

    ***er Style...

    Complaining about a video being posted in the section designated for videos and images makes you a twat. All day. Every day. End of story.
  5. a_typical_noob

    My First Day in Namalsk!

    Shameless bump.
  6. a_typical_noob

    Very Strange Glitch in Namalsk

    I was, indeed, enjoying it!
  7. a_typical_noob

    Bai Heli Pilot

    Where'd you get that G36C SD Camo?
  8. a_typical_noob

    ***er Style...

    This is the gallery section you twat. By the way, nice video Yarrick!
  9. a_typical_noob

    My First Day in Namalsk!

    Lol, yeah. When I was shooting at him, I had a feeling it might be him, but I kind of also thought he had lagged out, so I couldn't be sure. I just knew there was another person down there with a rifle, and I didn't like it. I do feel bad though, he didn't deserve to die.
  10. a_typical_noob

    Friendly duckheads

    This thread title makes me hungry for Chinese food. "I'll have the Friendly Duckheads over Lo Mein please."
  11. a_typical_noob

    Looting a Helicopter Crash Site.

    Nothing special, just recorded it put of boredom really. I will say, that this is the most Northern crash site I've ever found. I was a good bit Northeast of Devils Castle. Like if you enjoyed. I'd also love some new subscribers. Thanks for watching and always guard those beanz!
  12. a_typical_noob

    Looting a Helicopter Crash Site.

    Thanks! I'll add you when I get home.
  13. You sir, are correct!
  14. a_typical_noob

    I only shot him 8 times

    Lol, balltight.
  15. a_typical_noob

    were is the huey

    I read your title in the tone of an obese and sassy black woman.
  16. a_typical_noob

    The crossbow: Feedback

    Crossbow: Out. Flamethrower: In.
  17. a_typical_noob

    Why?

    Don't be so weak next time. The wicked will always take advantage of it. I would have shot the fuck out of you.
  18. a_typical_noob

    Best place for CZ?

    I have found no less than four CZs in the farm on the western side of Cherno. Check there!
  19. I'd like a USB port or at the very least an auxiliary port, so I can plug my ipod in. What's the point of having a car with no tunes???
  20. a_typical_noob

    Fixing what my boy has undone~

    I hope you gave that boy a stern what for.
  21. a_typical_noob

    flying to Namalsk?

    When I saw the title of this post, my first words were "Sweet cheese paste?"
  22. a_typical_noob

    Why not just make the zombies more hardcore?

    I think they should make zombies have a 10% chance of infecting you. Once infected, your health will slowly drain and you will die. You then reanimate in the same spot you died. Now you must wander around as a zed. The only way to get a respawn and become human again is to be killed by another survivor. This would make zombies even more "hardcore", if you ask me. Not knowing if that zombie is another player or not would increase the fear. Also, forget about being able to lay down under a tree and lose your zombie train. Plus it would be fun to troll players, as a zombie. You can also infect survivors/bandits, effectively adding another frightening pvp element to DayZ.
  23. a_typical_noob

    CZ550 vs M24

    Both! The answer is both, right?
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