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a_typical_noob
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3DArtist, able to help on development of DAYZ
a_typical_noob replied to 3dartist's topic in DayZ Mod Gallery
I.... Want... That... Hatchet! *drools* Nice work and good luck! -
When are people going to realize that "I'm friendly!" just means "Please, shoot me!"?
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http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/forum/69-clan-group-recruitment/ Lots of buddies there! Good luck!
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Funny Video Compilation - Robot Chicken Style
a_typical_noob replied to zscope's topic in DayZ Mod Gallery
Lol, pretty good stuff. Here's another good Robot Chicken style dayz video, if you haven't already seen it. -
I was fresh off the coast in Namalsk and hunting for some loot when a hacker took over the server and turned it into a dance party. I don't know about everyone else, but I had a good time.
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That would have been pretty funny. He decided to kick every person in the server instead. I'm just glad he didn't thunderdome/kill us all.
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I took a random shot at a helicopter with my Lee Enfield and you won't believe what happens.
a_typical_noob replied to [email protected]'s topic in DayZ Mod Gallery
Whether he hit it or not, it's still pretty damn funny. That pilot biffed it, hard! -
Bumpnam Style!
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[DzwT] Chernarus Meals on Wheels, L85=Protein
a_typical_noob replied to Trizzo's topic in DayZ Mod Gallery
Lol @ the rage/panic fire in the house! Nice video, I enjoyed it! Beanz and Likez! -
There is no better song to accompany such exceptional dance moves!
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So I was messing around on an empty Zargabad server when I found an MK 48 Mod 0. I decided to do a little, or a lot, of zombie slaying. It did no go well. I now know, firsthand, the meaning of: "Don't bite off more than you can chew".
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We can't all love metal I suppose. Maybe you'll like the one I'm about to upload a little more. Either way, thanks for watching!
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This is true.
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Yeah, I think shooting them in the legs tends to piss them off a bit. Once they bring you down to their level it's all over.
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Lol, nothing like doing the worm with a bunch of corpses.
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For the millionth time magazines are NOT clips!
a_typical_noob replied to DJKhaled's topic in New Player Discussion
I'm full on naked right now. Put that in your clip and magazine it!!! -
I think I got knocked out by one of those zeds, even though it didn't seem like I was close enough to any of them to be hit. As far as the recruit setting, there were only 2 servers for Zargabad when I searched using DayZ Commander, the other was veteran but it was night out, so I chose the recruit server.
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You should turn your TV up louder next time you record.
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Great video. You're funny and (I mean this as a complement) you sound like you could voice act for a cartoon. Very entertaining! Liked & Subscribed! Keep 'em coming!
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It's amusing to see how many people confuse the word "forum" with "diary".
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I'm not sure I understand hackers.
a_typical_noob replied to Hendrix27's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Kids do the damndest things. -
So I got shot and "killed" while hanging out on top of one of the military towers, only I didn't die. I didn't get a knockout timer. I was in some strange state of limbo. And it was creepy. Also, it would be awesome if someone could tell me what the hell caused this.
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I think the other guy in my video died of blood loss, as he broke his leg trying to move me around on the stairs, lol. Then I aborted and freshly spawned on the coast.
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Need blood transfusion in North west airfield, got no blood bag
a_typical_noob replied to Robin-andre's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
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Need blood transfusion in North west airfield, got no blood bag
a_typical_noob replied to Robin-andre's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I'd be happy to help, assuming you can wait until 9pm EST when I get off work. I'm not too far from the airfield either.