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a_typical_noob

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  1. a_typical_noob

    Whats so entertaining about this mod?

    I find the most enjoyment comes from murdering unarmed players on the coast. They deserve it. It's like, c'mon man...get good and find a gun already.
  2. a_typical_noob

    A Short Murder Compilation

    Thanks man!
  3. a_typical_noob

    A Short Murder Compilation

    Already been addressed. You mad? Wah.
  4. a_typical_noob

    Reason behind your username?

    Because I am what I am!
  5. a_typical_noob

    A Short Murder Compilation

    Then I'll find them too and feed 'em full of bullets!
  6. a_typical_noob

    Celle pronunciation

    I pronounce it like this: bor-ing. I'll probably give it another chance tonight though.
  7. a_typical_noob

    A Short Murder Compilation

    I asked him if he was friendly, he said "No". He could have spared himself.
  8. a_typical_noob

    DayZ 2017 - The Trailer - new arma2/dayz mod

    Awesome trailer, mod looks cool too! Beanz!
  9. a_typical_noob

    Celle - Chopper vs Plane Dogfight

    Lol, good stuff!
  10. a_typical_noob

    Which app do you recomend to use to record videos?

    I use Bandicam myself. Doesn't ruin my FPS like Fraps does.
  11. ...and a whole lot of lag! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Y4mimYtH1M&feature=plcp Thanks for watching! Any likes/subscribes would be much appreciated!
  12. a_typical_noob

    Chopper Crash with a Hint of Murder...(Video)

    This man speaks great truths! Thanks for watching, by the way! Lol, yeah. Can't win 'em all, I suppose. Thanks for liking and watching! Much appreciated!
  13. a_typical_noob

    Chopper Crash with a Hint of Murder...(Video)

    Thanks man! Too many trolls and pedophiles..I mean bronies, on the gallery today! It's good when a fellow bandit (aka non pussy), complements your work!
  14. a_typical_noob

    Chopper Crash with a Hint of Murder...(Video)

    He was not a fresh spawn! He was begging for a pick up in side chat! He got one!
  15. a_typical_noob

    Chopper Crash with a Hint of Murder...(Video)

    Lol, may I ask why?
  16. a_typical_noob

    Chopper Crash with a Hint of Murder...(Video)

    Side note: He was not entirely a fresh spawn, he had weapons and a bit of gear. He also deserved to die. He would not stop asking for a pick up, so we finally told him to run across the airfield and stay out in the open so we could see him. His stupidity was rewarded with death.
  17. a_typical_noob

    Chopper Crash with a Hint of Murder...(Video)

    Did you even watch the video? We hardly landed...
  18. a_typical_noob

    Video editor?

    The trial version of Bandicam allows you to record up to ten minutes of footage. I used that until I finally broke down and purchased the full version.
  19. a_typical_noob

    Unconscious - HELP!

    Lol, yeah might want to be careful around these parts. If the guy above can't come help you, I can in about 2 hours. Add me on Steam if you still need help by then. Same name.
  20. a_typical_noob

    Unconscious - HELP!

    Looking for help in the BANDIT section. Also, has a friend who could help him easier than anyone here. I smell a trap.
  21. a_typical_noob

    Video editor?

    Windows Live Movie Maker? It's free, at least.
  22. a_typical_noob

    --- A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT ---

    Note to self: DON'T tell moderators to "hop off my dick". It appears that will result in a forumZ ban.
  23. a_typical_noob

    Combat logging increase

    I only combat log when I get shot at, see another player, hear any noise, see a zombie, get chased by a zombie, see a bunny rabbit, notice a bush moving, see a bird, if someone types something in side chat, smell my own farts, and every time I enter/exit a building. Am I playing this game correctly?
  24. a_typical_noob

    DayZ: Cherno chopper assault

    The title is a bit misleading. Should have named it: Flying around Cherno, doing nothing.
  25. a_typical_noob

    Namalsk Brensk Bridge

    Must have taken some shrapnel to the head, lol. Nice video, man!
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