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a_typical_noob

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  1. a_typical_noob

    Ouch

    Had a similar thing happen to me this morning. Joined a random private Chernarus server on Friday with a friend. We spent some time getting a van together, drove around collecting weapons and gear, got some tents, went north and set up a nice little camp and hid our van, then logged out for the night. I go to log in to the server this morning....they changed it to Tavania! Bogus.
  2. a_typical_noob

    Fun video IRL : killed for a bandage

    LOL, that was great! Take my beans!
  3. a_typical_noob

    WTF?

    No idea what killed me. Sounded like a Minigun, maybe? I've run into plenty of scripters, but this is the first time I've been killed in this manner.
  4. a_typical_noob

    WTF?

    Lol, you'd think they would be. I was in a random private server, but it still had BE enabled, so I dunno.
  5. a_typical_noob

    WTF?

    From a Chopper? Please don't tell me they can walk around with Gatling guns now...
  6. a_typical_noob

    Ouch

    Sorry for your (possible) loss. I hope these beans help to ease the pain.
  7. a_typical_noob

    Best in-game names when killed?

    This forum hates when I make posts from my phone...
  8. a_typical_noob

    Best in-game names when killed?

    Was playing on Namalsk last night and saw: The Tara Bridge Troll was killed. Thought that was pretty funny. I just imagined a guy holding people up and making them answer riddles before crossing the bridge and I cracked up.
  9. Registered and voted! Hope DayZ wins, it definitely deserves it!
  10. a_typical_noob

    Explain Your Avatar!

    Lol, I love that app. It won't let me zombify my dog though, which is a shame.
  11. Either you've been drinking a huge glass of chocolate milk, or you have the beginnings of a sweet 'stache. Either way, I dig it. Great kill, by the way. That guy should have known better. Always double tap.
  12. a_typical_noob

    Chopper Attacks Us in Namalsk

    This is a perfect example of what NOT to do when a Helicopter zeros in on your position. Meh-meh-meh-meh-meh-meh-meh.
  13. a_typical_noob

    Chopper Attacks Us in Namalsk

    What a turd, indeed. Lol, neither did we. I didn't realize that standard civilian helicopters came equipped with rockets. You learn something new everyday, right?
  14. a_typical_noob

    Chopper Attacks Us in Namalsk

    Thanks for watching!
  15. a_typical_noob

    A Short Murder Compilation

    Just a few murders I committed this evening.
  16. a_typical_noob

    A Short Murder Compilation

    The first three were on Celle, the others were Namalsk.
  17. a_typical_noob

    Have I been hacked?!

    Were you shitfaced the last time you played? I often do amazing things, with little to no recollection of them what so ever. Mr. Johnny Walker has a way of erasing entire evenings full of events. Your mugshot and police record, however, will never let you forget it...
  18. a_typical_noob

    Have I been hacked?!

    I'm thinking it's what rage said.
  19. a_typical_noob

    Celle pronunciation

    I was honestly thinking the same thing earlier.
  20. a_typical_noob

    Explain Your Avatar!

    Lol, I always knew you were a Mallard!
  21. a_typical_noob

    Explain Your Avatar!

    Lol, nice. Some good stuff so far!
  22. a_typical_noob

    Can you shoot through building windows?

    What I'd like to know is, can you build shooting windows?
  23. a_typical_noob

    Side Chat Idiots

    I can't tell you how many people I have killed by either luring them to me via side chat, or by ambushing them after they fully discuss their plans/locations in side chat. Idiocy deserves to be punished.
  24. a_typical_noob

    WHY?

    What about when you crash a heli? I've been BE kicked for that. Not really complaining, as it sort of saved my life.
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