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Everything posted by a_typical_noob
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Had a similar thing happen to me this morning. Joined a random private Chernarus server on Friday with a friend. We spent some time getting a van together, drove around collecting weapons and gear, got some tents, went north and set up a nice little camp and hid our van, then logged out for the night. I go to log in to the server this morning....they changed it to Tavania! Bogus.
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LOL, that was great! Take my beans!
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No idea what killed me. Sounded like a Minigun, maybe? I've run into plenty of scripters, but this is the first time I've been killed in this manner.
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Lol, you'd think they would be. I was in a random private server, but it still had BE enabled, so I dunno.
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From a Chopper? Please don't tell me they can walk around with Gatling guns now...
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Sorry for your (possible) loss. I hope these beans help to ease the pain.
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Best in-game names when killed?
a_typical_noob replied to Muncywolverine's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
This forum hates when I make posts from my phone... -
Best in-game names when killed?
a_typical_noob replied to Muncywolverine's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Was playing on Namalsk last night and saw: The Tara Bridge Troll was killed. Thought that was pretty funny. I just imagined a guy holding people up and making them answer riddles before crossing the bridge and I cracked up. -
MODDB - Vote DayZ MOTY - TOP100 Chosen - Vote Here.
a_typical_noob replied to zenorc123's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Registered and voted! Hope DayZ wins, it definitely deserves it! -
Explain Your Avatar!
a_typical_noob replied to a_typical_noob's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Lol, I love that app. It won't let me zombify my dog though, which is a shame. -
Trying to kill me for my hatchet, maybe you should make sure I am dead before you loot.
a_typical_noob replied to [email protected]'s topic in DayZ Mod Gallery
Either you've been drinking a huge glass of chocolate milk, or you have the beginnings of a sweet 'stache. Either way, I dig it. Great kill, by the way. That guy should have known better. Always double tap. -
This is a perfect example of what NOT to do when a Helicopter zeros in on your position. Meh-meh-meh-meh-meh-meh-meh.
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What a turd, indeed. Lol, neither did we. I didn't realize that standard civilian helicopters came equipped with rockets. You learn something new everyday, right?
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Thanks for watching!
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Just a few murders I committed this evening.
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The first three were on Celle, the others were Namalsk.
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Were you shitfaced the last time you played? I often do amazing things, with little to no recollection of them what so ever. Mr. Johnny Walker has a way of erasing entire evenings full of events. Your mugshot and police record, however, will never let you forget it...
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I'm thinking it's what rage said.
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I was honestly thinking the same thing earlier.
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Explain Your Avatar!
a_typical_noob replied to a_typical_noob's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Lol, I always knew you were a Mallard! -
Explain Your Avatar!
a_typical_noob replied to a_typical_noob's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Lol, nice. Some good stuff so far! -
Can you shoot through building windows?
a_typical_noob replied to svittidiu's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
What I'd like to know is, can you build shooting windows? -
LOL!
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I can't tell you how many people I have killed by either luring them to me via side chat, or by ambushing them after they fully discuss their plans/locations in side chat. Idiocy deserves to be punished.
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What about when you crash a heli? I've been BE kicked for that. Not really complaining, as it sort of saved my life.