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a_typical_noob

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  1. a_typical_noob

    DayZ Standalone Confirmed

    This is going to be AMAZING! I'm extremely excited and will be purchasing this on day one, no matter the cost. Thanks to Rocket, the development team, and the forumZ team for making this mod, the standalone, and this wonderful community possible! Way to go guys!
  2. a_typical_noob

    Global Ban For No Reason

    Your key probably got stolen. Watch what you click.
  3. Guys! I also got killed by a hacker and lost literally the best gear in the game too. I feel your pain OP. MY GEAR: Painkillers Bandage Flashlight Oh noes! Is there a way to get my awesome gear back???!!!!
  4. a_typical_noob

    A Night In Taviana

    Episode 2: Me and Atlas continue our journey in Taviana, with the help of LOTS of vehicles...
  5. a_typical_noob

    Herbert the Pervert Plays DayZ

    LOL! That ending = perfection!
  6. a_typical_noob

    A Night In Taviana

    This map does have it's flaws, I can agree with that. I think I just enjoy the change of scenery and the excitement of exploration I get from it. Kind of reminds me of exploring Chernarus for the first time. However Taviana does feel a bit unpolished and I also agree that certain towns do seem to lag pretty badly. I haven't given up on it though. Side note: If anyone cares, episode 2 is uploading now.
  7. a_typical_noob

    Spam FIlter

    The report button....use it!
  8. I got naked before I entered this topic. Better buh-lee dat!!
  9. a_typical_noob

    A Night In Taviana

    It seems to be pretty expansive, as far as I can tell. It's definitely my new favorite map, that much is certain. Can't wait to explore it more in episode 2 (even though I'm in the middle of nowhere, and I'm pretty sure our truck is going to be gone).
  10. a_typical_noob

    A Night In Taviana

    I'm not 100% certain, as I have only played Taviana on that one server, but going from all the other YouTube videos I've watched, I'd say the skins are specific to the map not the server. And they're pretty radical, if you ask me!
  11. a_typical_noob

    Beast Master

    Just like my Great Grandfather used to say: "Son, ain't nothin' better than a little road-side beastiality."
  12. a_typical_noob

    A Night In Taviana

    Updated.
  13. 1) Child zombies. 2) Child zombies. 3) Child zombies. Is it immoral? Maybe. Is it scary as shit? Yes.
  14. a_typical_noob

    Why you kill unarmed players

    Lately, I kill any player I have an advantage over, whatever that advantage may be. If they are unarmed, have their back turned to me, or trust me in any way, I will probably take a shot at them. Every now and then, when I come across an unarmed player, I shoot them in the legs, bandage them, tell them to have a nice crawl, and stroll away. Much more entertaining than killing them.
  15. a_typical_noob

    A Night In Taviana

    Re-edited. Re-uploading.
  16. a_typical_noob

    Day Z Rituals/Traditions?

    I punch myself as hard as I can in the turkey neck every time I die. I find it highly...motivating.
  17. a_typical_noob

    I Can Fly !!

    Is that the tablet version of DayZ? Also, the same thing happened to me the other night:
  18. a_typical_noob

    OMG!!! I just shot down a heli with a Makarov WTF! (fixed)

    Holy shit...I'm already drunk and that made me feel...drunk! Nice video, funny stuff!
  19. a_typical_noob

    A Night In Taviana

    Because it's more of a compilation, not a "Let's Play". I'm all for constructive criticism and feedback, though. Should I re-upload it without music?
  20. We encounter and evade some hostile players on Celle. This place is a war zone. Please like/subscribe if you enjoyed. Thanks for watching!
  21. a_typical_noob

    Dangerous Player Encounters on Celle

    Bump.
  22. a_typical_noob

    Explain Your Avatar!

    YES!
  23. a_typical_noob

    Explain Your Avatar!

    Lol, so true.
  24. Spawned in Solnichniy where I found this van, drove it to Elektro, fixed it, picked my friend up, and went for a joyride around Chernarus. Please like/subscribe if you enjoyed! Thanks for watching!
  25. a_typical_noob

    Finding, Fixing, and Joyriding the S1203 Van

    Bump!
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