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Everything posted by Serious Stan
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Its not a Reward when you stole it retard. A thief robbing an old lady's pension, you call that a reward from the gods?
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Stand alone melee mechanics
Serious Stan replied to [email protected]'s topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions
I love M&B warband but.. God i hope this game never becomes like it. DayZ is a very realistic horror game where your fantasy is your only barrier. M&b is a hack&slash game where the melee mechanics are abused and exploited on a daily basis -
A good way to hide a vehicle better
Serious Stan replied to Tyler_Sharp's topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions
Yes this would be cool!! i have all the vehicles on my high pop server. they have nothing. Now they will have nothing forever! -
I dont really want bigfoot in this game. so il support this thread. PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASSE ploxbigfotingame plox plox You think it will happen?
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Camping tent has 0.94% spawn chance in supermarkets
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Eat a cow
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The way we loot is like, drop one off 50meters from a building, he runs to the building while the driver drives to it and pick up the passenger when hes done looting.
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That key beteen E and Q above S belo the numbers :-)
Serious Stan posted a topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions
After running my UAZ over myself Dying pretty far north on the map (not off the map), i spaned AY south-est(not south east)... I think to myself hile my "F*** you finger" starts to hurt, i have one hell of a run before me*!" I decided to rant about it ofcourse, and to save my beloved laptop key i used to run all that distance and to save my F***ing finger I say e need an AUTORUN option! its not unnatural. its just leaves your F'** finger in peace and your double v key for a little longer atleast.. Im sure this ouldnt be a hard thing to implement :-) -
Yea i always thought there was script kiddies who got kicked for this restriction, and yesterday i got one myself. dont remember the number :D .. i obviously never use any scripts..
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You need to park the vehicle atleast 50 meters from the building you want to loot, go out of the vehicle to spawn zombies. 1: hide your car there and run to loot the place or 2: get back in your vehicle drive 50m and loot the building.
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That key beteen E and Q above S belo the numbers :-)
Serious Stan replied to Serious Stan's topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions
That sounds easy... If i want to walk then do i just push shift+enter then double shift+ backspace? -
Famous last words... Dayz edition
Serious Stan replied to Friday N's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Original Last words... A girl ran into me freaking me out shouting friendly to me ingame, in an office building. I shot on sight crippling her. she shouted via voice-com, What the F***, YOU are like HITLER!! what the F*** DONT SHOOT.. FFS your HItler!! true story :D -
I dont have much to offer but i can provide the blood bag needed to rescue me :-) if you can grab it from my backpack.. This hourglass i have now seems endless and bugged..
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Thx all but i died, sorry for no update ;)
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DayZ "classes" and sub-classes" the way i see it
Serious Stan posted a topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Hello, ive played alot bethesda games like the elder scrolls and fallout series. There ofcourse you can make your own class. however they still are sub-classes. ive read alot of arguements on these forums about bandits and murderers, that some bandits are not murderers etca.... To become a bandit you must murder someone who is not a bandit wich is strange i agree.. A bandit in my eyes is much like a burgular who breaks into peoples belongings. He steals, he lies and betrays. So even if the "classes" dont have names (yet)? We have following class: HERO! wich have sub-classes: medic, regulator, avenger, We have follwing class: survivor, wich is rather boring. wich have sub classes: hunter, +something, We have Bandit. wich have sub classes: murderer, thief, intruder Sorry for fail-post, accidentally hit enter :P And maybe this is suggestion post im not sure! -
DayZ "classes" and sub-classes" the way i see it
Serious Stan replied to Serious Stan's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
lol id say pervert -
I did an early flame about the uselessness of battleeye not too long ago, i blame them for a reason. And that was alone about their responsebility to keep cheats away from this game... Anticheat as they are. Now after 3 updates and i witnessed around 500 global bans i must say! I belive in battleeye now. I havnet been killed by a hacker in a week and i am really enjoying dayZ! Thanks for the updates. They are working!
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Tara Toejam here :P
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Hackers are slowly pushed out
Serious Stan replied to Serious Stan's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I play on public hives, set battleye required to: Yes even if its 30-40 players on the servers i have yet to see a hacker in a week. -
New players tutorial to the Makarov PM
Serious Stan replied to BuzzBurridge's topic in New Player Discussion
I watched this video "tutorial" without sound. I dont know what you said but the video said to me that you have no idea of what youre doing... If you headshot a zombie with makarov he will die.. Headshot = win goes for all weapons, -
can offer. mountain dew entrenching tool antibiotics :)
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Dont need it anymore, someone took my ural :P
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cant find that server.
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Hello, i have yet to acuired my own vehicle so far. Need one on an european server. Have to offer is following, gps rangefinder NVG antibiotics If anything else is desireable i can see if i can find it. I prefer an offroad vehicle like ATV, pickup, Gaz, motorcycle or similar.
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Bad idea, vehicles needs to circulate. if you hive an ATV with camo it will be 100% impossible to find and not 90%