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Serious Stan

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  1. Serious Stan

    Rewarded by the DayZ Gods

    Its not a Reward when you stole it retard. A thief robbing an old lady's pension, you call that a reward from the gods?
  2. I love M&B warband but.. God i hope this game never becomes like it. DayZ is a very realistic horror game where your fantasy is your only barrier. M&b is a hack&slash game where the melee mechanics are abused and exploited on a daily basis
  3. Serious Stan

    A good way to hide a vehicle better

    Yes this would be cool!! i have all the vehicles on my high pop server. they have nothing. Now they will have nothing forever!
  4. Serious Stan

    Bigfoot in standalone?

    I dont really want bigfoot in this game. so il support this thread. PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASSE ploxbigfotingame plox plox You think it will happen?
  5. Serious Stan

    Camping Tent vs Gillie Suit?!

    Camping tent has 0.94% spawn chance in supermarkets
  6. Serious Stan

    Invisible Camping Place

    Eat a cow
  7. Serious Stan

    vehicles and looting

    The way we loot is like, drop one off 50meters from a building, he runs to the building while the driver drives to it and pick up the passenger when hes done looting.
  8. After running my UAZ over myself Dying pretty far north on the map (not off the map), i spaned AY south-est(not south east)... I think to myself hile my "F*** you finger" starts to hurt, i have one hell of a run before me*!" I decided to rant about it ofcourse, and to save my beloved laptop key i used to run all that distance and to save my F***ing finger I say e need an AUTORUN option! its not unnatural. its just leaves your F'** finger in peace and your double v key for a little longer atleast.. Im sure this ouldnt be a hard thing to implement :-)
  9. Serious Stan

    Script restriction #106

    Yea i always thought there was script kiddies who got kicked for this restriction, and yesterday i got one myself. dont remember the number :D .. i obviously never use any scripts..
  10. Serious Stan

    vehicles and looting

    You need to park the vehicle atleast 50 meters from the building you want to loot, go out of the vehicle to spawn zombies. 1: hide your car there and run to loot the place or 2: get back in your vehicle drive 50m and loot the building.
  11. Serious Stan

    That key beteen E and Q above S belo the numbers :-)

    That sounds easy... If i want to walk then do i just push shift+enter then double shift+ backspace?
  12. Serious Stan

    Famous last words... Dayz edition

    Original Last words... A girl ran into me freaking me out shouting friendly to me ingame, in an office building. I shot on sight crippling her. she shouted via voice-com, What the F***, YOU are like HITLER!! what the F*** DONT SHOOT.. FFS your HItler!! true story :D
  13. I dont have much to offer but i can provide the blood bag needed to rescue me :-) if you can grab it from my backpack.. This hourglass i have now seems endless and bugged..
  14. Serious Stan

    Need blood transfusion

    Thx all but i died, sorry for no update ;)
  15. Hello, ive played alot bethesda games like the elder scrolls and fallout series. There ofcourse you can make your own class. however they still are sub-classes. ive read alot of arguements on these forums about bandits and murderers, that some bandits are not murderers etca.... To become a bandit you must murder someone who is not a bandit wich is strange i agree.. A bandit in my eyes is much like a burgular who breaks into peoples belongings. He steals, he lies and betrays. So even if the "classes" dont have names (yet)? We have following class: HERO! wich have sub-classes: medic, regulator, avenger, We have follwing class: survivor, wich is rather boring. wich have sub classes: hunter, +something, We have Bandit. wich have sub classes: murderer, thief, intruder Sorry for fail-post, accidentally hit enter :P And maybe this is suggestion post im not sure!
  16. I did an early flame about the uselessness of battleeye not too long ago, i blame them for a reason. And that was alone about their responsebility to keep cheats away from this game... Anticheat as they are. Now after 3 updates and i witnessed around 500 global bans i must say! I belive in battleeye now. I havnet been killed by a hacker in a week and i am really enjoying dayZ! Thanks for the updates. They are working!
  17. Serious Stan

    New player

    Tara Toejam here :P
  18. Serious Stan

    Hackers are slowly pushed out

    I play on public hives, set battleye required to: Yes even if its 30-40 players on the servers i have yet to see a hacker in a week.
  19. Serious Stan

    New players tutorial to the Makarov PM

    I watched this video "tutorial" without sound. I dont know what you said but the video said to me that you have no idea of what youre doing... If you headshot a zombie with makarov he will die.. Headshot = win goes for all weapons,
  20. Serious Stan

    looking for fuel tank

    can offer. mountain dew entrenching tool antibiotics :)
  21. Serious Stan

    looking for fuel tank

    Dont need it anymore, someone took my ural :P
  22. Serious Stan

    looking for fuel tank

    cant find that server.
  23. Serious Stan

    Need a vehicle

    Hello, i have yet to acuired my own vehicle so far. Need one on an european server. Have to offer is following, gps rangefinder NVG antibiotics If anything else is desireable i can see if i can find it. I prefer an offroad vehicle like ATV, pickup, Gaz, motorcycle or similar.
  24. Serious Stan

    Vehicle Camo

    Bad idea, vehicles needs to circulate. if you hive an ATV with camo it will be 100% impossible to find and not 90%
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