eldritch (DayZ)

Q: how high are you right now?

fail post...plz delete

Um, you lag the game up for you and everyone else. No one wants to play with people who are flickering all over the map. Is this a serious question?

Do you think anyone with the ability to ban people actually reads these? And if they did, are they going to ban 2 players based on a pastebin that you could have just edited to make it look like someone you don't like is hacking? You're going to need a signed confession by both hackers(on video and paper) before you have any chance of seeing results.

Just give up on making suggestions. Rocket doesn't care about dayzmod anymore. It was a test run. It succeeded. Now he's busy getting the standalone together. This should be a sticky.XD Couldn't agree more. Everyone i run into has NVG/MK48/AS50/etc. No survival elements left in the game. Just pvp. Name should be changed to "Endless Sniper War(now with built in zigyzagy zombies AND bad LSD trip simulator)"

No there won't be. And yes I would.(get a job SSS kids)

A guy drove into the center of my squad's camp in a bright red car and got out, well we were all sitting around the camp fire eating beans. He shoots one of us with a g36. We shoot him, he dies. We're all stoked we've got a g36. 2min later he teleports in with godmode, murders us all, satchels our whole camp. 7 tents filled with epic loot gone. 2 motobikes, 1 mil transport truck, 1 UAZ all destroyed. 7 fully geared squad mates killed. All together we probably lost 10 weeks of work, and didn't even get to experience being run over by a flying car. tl;dr at least your hacker was funny. Ours was just a a$$-hat

If troll, -2, did not lol. If not troll, keep playing. There are water/soda drops almost everywhere.

I carry 3 rifles. 2 shouldn't be a problem. :D

The purpose of a clan is so that you have other people to help you hunt down and murder players who aren't in a clan.

update to latest patch. Log in-Log Out-Log in. 40% chance you spawn on beach when logging back in.. You're welcome.

My humanity was at -90100 this morning and now it's at -98100...I just can't figure out why on earth that would be :D

Duping isn't fixed...SWIM just tested it out on a G36 SD..... :D

No

lol pretty sure this just happened to me... I was like "ohsh%t who is that?!" and then "WtF is that kreepy ass noise?" then "ALTF4!@@ EVErRONE ALTF4!!"

So it looks like we're stuck with the graphical artifact issue until rocket figures out how to implement dogs...f#ck... Why the hell do we need dogs? Think of how easy it is to die in this game. How long is a 4 legged, barking, (crappy)AI controlled dog going to last in the world of dayz? 1 trip to electro/cherno/starry/NWAF, that's how long. I don't see them being of any use unless: 1)They Can carry things(doggy backpacks?lol) 2)They move fast/erratically like zombies and attack other players for large amounts of damage. 3)They can be ordered to silently guard camps(this would actually be pretty fkn cool, as long as they don't bark and give away camp location)

ohfk did I LoL ! I take back everything I said, we need dogs just for this.

I'm looking forward to them patching out all the dupe methods. Everyone I've PVP'd with in the past week or so has had god tier weapons+gear (AS50,MK48,NVG,etc). I get that we're still in alpha, but it would be nice if they fixed some of the 'ideas' so that the game remained some what playable/fun.

yes

I was really excited to buy the DayZ standalone until I saw this. Now I don't think I'll waste my money.

Objection, your Honor, the question assumes facts not in evidence!

yep

You must care, judging by your prompt and timely responses. :D

LoL. Have you even read the posts by your own members? You know. Those guys yelling fun stuff like "blithering twat!", 'get the fuck over yourselves!", and "Teleport hacker!" We made valid claims and you responded with idiocy and the occasional polite request to 'stop it'. Edit: And if you have as I suspect(and hope) banned our whole clan from your server, it will be taken up with server abuse. Edit2: And if you havn't, please enable kill messages on your server. Thanks Edit3: Wow. Ban us from the server because none of you are good enough to PVP against us? Awesome move. You've just solidly established how weaksauce your clan really is. Have fun hanging out in your tent city dupe factory hidden on an empty server. Server reported. Hope you get blacklisted.

I was dropped for harrassment, Racism, and other shenanigans? I was under the impression that two of my squad members went to pick your squad up in OUR helicopter, and then you murdered them and stole our heli and we got banned for that...? Who was I harassing or being racist toward? I hardly interacted with anyone outside my squad at all.