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While checking out the lively discussion on this thread, I had an epiphany sorry if it makes no sense. I don't do my calculus homework so I can play dayz.

ive read some transcripts, it all good news except for the alpha possibly being out in june. *shudder*

what are the odds of a dev blog this friday? I will bet one pair of nvgs i don't have that there won't be one,

good night sweet prince

so whos stoked for next weeks dev blog?

play on high population servers, they tend to have the highest vehicle turnover rates, and the least stashed in the woods. Or find one of those instant gratification private hives with absurd amounts of vehicles everywhere.

so these dev blogs are bimonthly now i guess?

I just spawned in that backwater shit hole called Kamenka again and then disconnected in a righteous fury. Can someone give me a ride to somewhere exciting? Name the public server and ill be hanging around on the beach. Or pick me up and kill me. Or just make fun of my situation.

But it is very far for a lazy person

great ill just wait there on every server simultaneously. ;) But for real. Anybody wanna help a brother out? I can regale you with past Dayz stories, or discuss the intricacies of Tarantino's films while we drive.

I promise i won't steal anything from your trunk. Scouts Honor

I got over a similar hoarding problem recently. If i'm not trying to repair a vehicle, or do something specific this is how my inventory looks. First I make sure that you have a solid backpack with 16 or more spots. I limit myself to 1-2 morphine, 1-2 painkillers, and 3-4 bloodbags. I try not to pick up random ammo, flares, or chemlights, but if i see a smoke gernade i will take it. I never pick up tin cans or epi pens. The rest of my inventory is ammo for my primary, food and water. happy hunting

Could someone tell me a public server that has some shit going down in Cherno right now. I logged out nearby and i dont really want to walk very far to get to some action.

that story is reminiscent of a certain tarantino movie.

I just got killed by a hacker named Butter on US 1154. He teled me into a forest and shot me. Afterwards he said in chat "good night sweet prince". I realize that probably no one on the forums can do anything about this but I just want to do my best to besmirch his name. This happened at around 12:30 US central time. MOTHER FUCKER GO DIE VIOLENTLY

This is the only game i would ever consider taking a tedious 5 minute poll for.

I just got killed by a hacker this morning, and now i am trying to respawn. For some reason I keep getting kicked for battle eye script restriction #41. I just reinstalled Arma 2 and Dayz, but that did not help. Any suggestions?

thanks ill try that

I think Rocket and Bohemia's decision here is pretty obvious. Sell beta access to whichever 100 people will pay the most for it. Use the revenue generated to hire a crack team of macho deadly mercenaries to rescue Ivan and Martin from their evil greek captors Churn out standalone faster with their help of the freed devs PROFIT

you lucky bastard

first! ... oh wait

im too lazy to check if there if you dont provide a link

nvm i am getting helped on TMV teamspeak

It would be sick if survivors like the Cherno Journo, and This Guy could get custom skins. It would be hilarious if a few well known players got war correspondent skins and ran around Chernarus looking like this.

Something new I think should be implemented in the standalone is classes. Classes would have no effect on skills or late game play, just on starting gear and player skin. They would be based on professions before the outbreak, and the fresh spawned characters would be holding gear, typical of that profession. Policeman (think walking dead) Skin: http://images4.fanpo...7-1600-1200.jpg Gear +a pistol and a few clips of ammo -no medical supplies +flares +soda -no food -no backpack Doctor Skin: http://images.fanpop...332_498_626.jpg Gear -no weapon +lots of medical supplies (blood bags, bandages, morphine epi-pen) +beans +soda +shitty backpackBusinessman (my favorite) Skin: http://img2-3.timein...p-fiction_l.jpg Gear: -no weapon +few medical supplies (again, maybe one bandage) +beans +soda +GOLD ROLEX (functionally no different from the watch, but it would be a cool flashy item to obtain) +moderately sized backpack (from all those camping trips with the kids before the outbreak)Mechanic Skin: http://craigsafetyte...0/Mechanic2.jpg Gear: +crowbar (Gordon Freeman in da house) +few medical supplies (probably only one bandage) +beans +soda +vehicle parts (maybe one scrap and an engine part) +toolbox +shitty backpackI think these seem pretty balanced. Does anybody else have ideas for classes in this format?